Some W a c k y Quotes!

[Umme_Abeeha]

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it

seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an

hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S

relativity. :P

- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working

the moment you get up in the morning and does not

stop until you get into the office. :lol:

- Robert Frost

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain

the success of those we don't like? :P

- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win

or lose. :D

- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome. :)

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will

remember you when he is

in trouble again. :!!!:

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand

wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it

creative problem solving. B)

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know

where to shop. ^_^

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,

neither does milk. :Hijabi:

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to

shoot them. ^_^

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly

proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Don't worry that the world ends today, it's already

tomorrow in Australia! :!!!:

--

In heaven all the interesting people are missing :dry:

ENJOY!!!!!!

[syko mod]

good stuff. .. thanks for sharing :D

[The Rose Of Karbala]

lol....Thanks for sharing

[Aasee]

^

One word of advice for those about to marry . . . DON'T

She was a good cook, as cooks go, and as cooks go, she went.

Both from Oscar Wilde

[~RuQaYaH~]

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it

seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an

hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S

relativity. :P

- Albert Einstein

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it

creative problem solving. B)

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know

where to shop. ^_^

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,

neither does milk. :Hijabi:

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to

shoot them. ^_^

Don't worry that the world ends today, it's already

tomorrow in Australia! :!!!:

LOLLLLLLL, thanks for sharing sis :)

wasalaam

[Silence]

LoLz thx for sharing sis:D

[Tatheer Fatima]

Salam,

Funny Quotes:

"Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years"

"Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile way and you have their shoes."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance."

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."

"Where there is a WILL, there are five hundred relatives."

"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes."

"I know Kung Fu Karate and 47 other dangerous words."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

khz tc

[Umme_Abeeha]

^

wasalaam.

LOL! funny stuff!!thanks 4 sharing sis....Keep'em flowing in..:D

khfz.

[Rawshni]

" I hare hospitals, after what happened to my mother in one of them. Me."

Bob Hope

[AliWala01]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win

or lose. :D

- Darrin Weinberg

ENJOY!!!!!!

:lol: true that

[Rawshni]

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in it's infinite mercy,

sends them a fat missionary. - Oscar Wilde

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Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out -- They've just eaten them -

Jo Brand

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight

it out inside. --Mark Twain

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat.

Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

-- George Bernard Shaw

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Fred Hoyle

Edited May 12, 2007 by Rawshni

[Umme_Abeeha]

^Cool stuff!Thanks.

"Once you hear the details of victory,it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat"

-Jean paul sartre

[arshiraza]

lol...............thx for sharing.

[Aly]

'Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own'. Doug Larson :lol:

'If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something'. Steven Wright

'Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it'. Laurence J. Peter

'Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart'. Douglas Adams

'If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything'. Bill Lyon

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS

[Sky]

A lot of wacky quotes here.

[Fairly_Odd_Girl]

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it ~ Benjamin Franklin

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there ~ David Zucker

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't ~ Erica Jong

["HaZeL"]

Ooops i did it again ...!

britany spears(she still keeps doin it..)

[Rawshni]

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. ~ Abraham Lincoln

Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths ~ Anon

The way to fight your wife is with your turban - Grab it and run ~ Anon

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes. ~ Anon

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. ~ Anon

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. ~ Benjamin Franklin

It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can. ~

George Bernard Shaw

[The Guide]

- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome. :)

death - peaceful, :wacko: well what does he say now that hes dead. :squeez:

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it

creative problem solving. B)

soo truee, its an art :angel:

The number of people watching you is directly

proportional to the stupidity of your action.

i thought they were looking b/coz they thought i was soo handsome :blush:

In heaven all the interesting people are missing[/b] :dry:

ENJOY!!!!!!

yup, i think im gonna visit hell first, see how it is, i heard thats where all the buff actresses will be. :wub:

[Guest shiaan e wali]

(bismillah)(salam)

Quote Edited. - Captain Corelli's Mandolin

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Author: Abraham Lincoln

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

Author: Douglas Adams

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up

Author: Barbara Bush

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Author: Groucho Marx

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Author: Rudyard Kipling

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - :lol:

Author: Marie Corelli

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.

Author: Jack Handey

Quote Edited.

Author: John Wayne

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Author: Richard Cavett

Edited May 12, 2007 by -ZeinaB-

[Fairly_Odd_Girl]

Ooops i did it again ...!

No point in regretting it, when you keep on repeating it.

["HaZeL"]

No point in regretting it, when you keep on repeating it.

yup u shd sayy tht to "bald" BritAnyyyy ....

another

i beleive i can fly i beleive i can touch the sky ..

FOrgot the Quoter...

[Guest shiaan e wali]

(bismillah)(salam)

Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee! Fun for men you mean.

- Scarlett O'Hara

Author: Gone With The Wind

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it

- Ferris Beuler

Author: Ferris Beuler's Day Off

You know what, I am an FBI agent, all right? I'm not a performing monkey in heels.

Author: Miss Congeniality

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Author: When Harry Met Sally

When I discover who I am, I’ll be free.

Author: Ralph Ellison

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.

Author: Phyllis Bottome

When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.

Author: Fortune Cookie

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

Author: Confucius

Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.

Author: Joseph B. Wirthlin

Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

Author: Gordon B. Hinckley

[Rawshni]

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. ~ Franklin P. Jones

A clever man commits no minor blunders. ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. ~ John Peel

To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it. ~ Josh Jenkins

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan)

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. ~ Samuel Levenson

If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. ~ Tallulah Bankhead

[Ibn al-Hussain]

Some wacky quotes!

[Umme_Abeeha]

man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true, for if the things be false, the apprehension of them is not understanding.

Errors are not in the art but in the artificers.

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction.

We build too many walls and not enough bridges.

-Isaac Newton

[Umme_Abeeha]

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

A man of eighty has outlived probably three new schools of painting, two of architecture and poetry and a hundred in dress.

A thousand years may scare form a state. An hour may lay it in ruins.

Absence - that common cure of love.

Adversity is the first path to truth.

All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a Twin.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

America is a model of force and freedom and moderation - with all the coarseness and rudeness of its people.

Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.

But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of.

Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep.

Every day confirms my opinion on the superiority of a vicious life - and if Virtue is not its own reward I don't know any other stipend annexed to it.

Fame is the thirst of youth.

Folly loves the martyrdom of fame.

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

For in itself a thought, a slumbering thought, is capable of years, and curdles a long life into one hour.

For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

Friendship is Love without his wings!

Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship.

He who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below.

Her great merit is finding out mine - there is nothing so amiable as discernment.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I do detest everything which is not perfectly mutual.

I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

I have no consistency, except in politics; and that probably arises from my indifference to the subject altogether.

I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.

I love not man the less, but Nature more.

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.

If I could always read, I should never feel the want of company.

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

In solitude, where we are least alone.

It is odd but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to my spirits and sets me up for a time.

It is useless to tell one not to reason but to believe - you might as well tell a man not to wake but sleep.

Lord Byron

It is very certain that the desire of life prolongs it.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

Lovers may be - and indeed generally are - enemies, but they never can be friends, because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.

Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life.

The 'good old times' - all times when old are good.

The beginning of atonement is the sense of its necessity.

The busy have no time for tears.

The dew of compassion is a tear.

The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.

The heart will break, but broken live on.

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.

There is no instinct like that of the heart

They never fail who die in a great cause.

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

-Lord Byron.

[Rawshni]

"Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway."

-- Elbert Hubbard

[Umme_Abeeha]

The secret to success is to start from scatch and keep on scatching.-Dennis Green.

When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.-Henry Kaiser.

Success is a lousy teacher.It seduces smart people into thinking they can't loose.-Bill Gates.

Many of life's failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up.-John Woody.

[alizah]

Good ones...........hahaha.

[Rawshni]

"The Internet is so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." - Andrew Brown

[Kubra_shah786]

"someday u may lose ur hair, ur teeth and ur mind, but one ting u cant lose is ur good luks, coz u cnt lose wat u dnt hav"

"The key thing, is that I'm an idiot."

"If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent".

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"

"Our life is what our thoughts make it."

"Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish."

"Failing to plan is planning to fail."

[Umme_Abeeha]

Things do not change;We change.-Henry David Thoreau.

[Rawshni]

"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards."

-- Fred Hoyle

[Umme_Abeeha]

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton,you may as well make it dance.

-George Bernard Shaw.