1. A religious fanatic was debating with a Bektashi, and asked, “How many are the pillars of Islam?” The Bektashi immediately answered, “One!” The fundamentalist retorted, “Look at that! You don't even know the pillars of Islam and yet you brag you're an expert dervish!” “Be patient, and let me explain, O teacher,” answered the Bektashi. “You see, I’ve noticed that you all don't go on the required pilgrimage and you all don't give the required alms to the poor. Well, we don't fast during Ram