YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN..

[Guest Peace]

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN...

*You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work.

*Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

*You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.

*"Oh [Edited Out] how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a

night.

*Parents' cooking become something you desire, not avoid.

*You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap-operas especially

neighbours and Diagnosis Murder.

*You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the menu.

*You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

*You live for getting mail.

*Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

*Prank phone calls become funny again.

*You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your accent becomes a

hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general Northern.

*Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

*Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

*Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool.

*The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

*That it didn't matter how my first lecture was, I'd still sleep through it.

*That I could change so much and barely realize it.

*That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

*No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.

*That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.

*That every clock on campus shows a different time.

*That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn't matter here.

*That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay due-date.

*That Chem Labs/Architecture studios take up more time than all my other

classes put together.

*That you can know everything and fail a test.

*That you can know nothing and ace a test.

*That I could get used to almost anything found out about my friends.

*That most of my education would be obtained outside of lectures.

*That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's still

funny......!

*That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

*That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really Chemistry, that

Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Maths.

*That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

*That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.

*Don't be dismayed at good-byes, farewell is necessary before we can meet

again, and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime, is certain for those

who are friends.

[akeela]

loool. That is so cute! I actually read through all of it which proves just how interesting it is considering the fact that I never read anything unless it's absolutely necessary! :rolleyes:

[Guest amirah85]

(salam)

*That you can know everything and fail a test.

*That you can know nothing and ace a test.

so sad but so true ^_^ ....

wa salaam

[dua_e_zainab]

(salam)

[dua_e_zainab]

(salam)

kaisay hain app loog

[talib]

Salam

And its great :D Really great and to the point thoughts :P .

Believe me they r all true :( 100% true B)

Me a favourite boy at school horrenduously shocked to see the attitude in the uni :cry: :huh: :(

Unis don care :angry:

Esp

*That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.

Perfect. :(

[ya_habebi_ya_hussein]

Salaam

Funny and true.....i graduate in 3 months time and i tell u one thing im gona miss doing all that... :cry: