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Ibn al-Hussain

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aray mai aik page behind hogayee :lol:

koee faida nahee hai tum loag ki faalthu ki baatay parnay ki.

mai ab yahan se spam karna shoroo karoongi :D

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yeh wala topic bilkul india kay darama ki tarah hai...17 posts bad bhi agar reply karo to baat jurr jati hai...parnay ka koi faida nahi... :P ..khair...

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bhai sahab paki net sub say sasta aur best hai...app lan connection loo..card kay chakar mein kyun partay hoo..i pay only 600 per month and i hav DSL service with other supported softwares...its really great..we hav fiberoptic wires therefore if its raining or whatever there is no chance of net failure...even when there is power failure in the area..net continues working due to generator rooms ..at each block..so mera net to huuraarayyyyyyyyyyyyy... :D

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Sasta hai to kiya huwa! Ham bhi to apnai laihaaz sai sastai internet pai bethai huwai hain! Ham yahan High Speed pai bethai wai hain, dial up kon use kerta hai ab :angel: Or mainai suna hai wahan ka High Speed kaafi mehnga hai. Aur card bhi pata nahi kitnai kisam kai thai.

Main Pakistan main KFC gaiya to log aisai dress ho kai aayai wai thai jis tera kissi ki shaadi main ja rahain hain. Mainai kaha chalo main bhi sara show off kerta hun, us baicharai cashier sai thori si angrezi boli apnai accent main baichara ghabra hi gaiya :lol: Issi terha jab main waapis araha tha, meri Flight via Lahore thi (6 hour stay), udhar bhi mainai angrezi bolni shuru ker di. Laikain check in kai waqat us nai pata nahi kis qisam ki punjabi shuru ker di, jo mujhai bhi samajh nahi aarahi thi. Mainai kaha, "Main Urdu Bolta Hun", hala kai ham punjabi hain, aur mera pura khandaan Punjabi bolta hai :lol:

Main jab jahaaz main betha wa tha, tauba merai to ansoo hi nahi ruk rahai thai :cry: Paanch saal kai baad Pakistan gaiya tha, aur ab pata nahi kab waapis jaun ga :cry:

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Sasta hai to kiya huwa! Ham bhi to apnai laihaaz sai sastai internet pai bethai huwai hain! Ham yahan High Speed pai bethai wai hain, dial up kon use kerta hai ab :angel: Or mainai suna hai wahan ka High Speed kaafi mehnga hai. Aur card bhi pata nahi kitnai kisam kai thai.

Main Pakistan main KFC gaiya to log aisai dress ho kai aayai wai thai jis tera kissi ki shaadi main ja rahain hain. Mainai kaha chalo main bhi sara show off kerta hun, us baicharai cashier sai thori si angrezi boli apnai accent main baichara ghabra hi gaiya :lol: Issi terha jab main waapis araha tha, meri Flight via Lahore thi (6 hour stay), udhar bhi mainai angrezi bolni shuru ker di. Laikain check in kai waqat us nai pata nahi kis qisam ki punjabi shuru ker di, jo mujhai bhi samajh nahi aarahi thi. Mainai kaha, "Main Urdu Bolta Hun", hala kai ham punjabi hain, aur mera pura khandaan Punjabi bolta hai :lol:

Main jab jahaaz main betha wa tha, tauba merai to ansoo hi nahi ruk rahai thai :cry: Paanch saal kai baad Pakistan gaiya tha, aur ab pata nahi kab waapis jaun ga :cry:

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ooofooo..aik to tum bhi paindoon mein hi phass jatay ho humesha . :!!!: .yaar tum ko park towers jana tha na..KFC pay to receptionist sirf intermediate hoti hain..hehehehehe. :blush: ..janab....i am punajbi as well..pura khandan punjabi..laikin mujh ko punjabi nahi atti bolni..samajh aa jati hai thori thori..baharhaal......abb ki baar aao gay na inshAllah ....to kisi dhanki jaga jana..apna roob dalnay.... :D ..aik muhkis dost ka mukhlisna mashwara... ;)

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Main Chattar Park aur Muree bhi gaiya tha. Dono jagain ab baikaar ho gayi hain. Peer sahawa achi jaga hai :D Laikain main wahan nahi gaiya.

6 saal pehlai main Nawaz Sharif Park Gaiya tha :lol: (Asal naam kuch aur hai, laikin us waqat naam Nawaz Sharif Park tha). Tauba! Cornetto Ice Cream itni menghi thi!

oho tussi punjabi, balle balle

haan' jee, assi vi punjabi han', laikin urdu vich gal kerdai haan :D

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kin logoon ki baat kar rahay hoo..abhi to mein nay koshih to durr ki baat...tumhain ghusa dilanay ka soucha bhi nahi.. :angel: .khair..rootay to tum hoo..abb yeh to maan jaoo.. :P .wasay apass ki baat hai punjabi rotay nahi hain..so tummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... B)

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Main Pakistan main KFC gaiya to log aisai dress ho kai aayai wai thai jis tera kissi ki shaadi main ja rahain hain. Mainai kaha chalo main bhi sara show off kerta hun, us baicharai cashier sai thori si angrezi boli apnai accent main baichara ghabra hi gaiya

ha ha!! mainai bhi yeh kia tha, mai used to thi english mai khana order karnai ki to mainai english mai hi order kia, laikin phir pata chala kitni bari ghalti kar di :squeez: (waisai phir mai dubara us walai pizza hut nahi gai :blush: )

aur phir wahan per bachon ko colorin karnai kai liye paper or crayons de rahai thai... hum cuzins aur meri khala nai soocha kai coloring competition kar tai hain.

to mai nai aur merai cuzin nai jakai unsai 6 crayon kai packet aur 6 papers lai liye, sub hume hairaan ho kar dekh rahai the :!!!: B) waisai ppl stare too much there ^_^

waisai log pata nahi kiu itna dress up ho kar aatai hain kfc aur pizza hut main... aur wahan pai log pizza fork and knife sai khatai hain, i waz like :unsure: wutever man, i ate my normal way... lol.

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waisai ppl stare too much there

Qasam say may to bohot tang hoon yahaan kay jahiloon say.

Bike par saddar janna tha, to may nay hat pehan ley takay baal hawa say kharab na hoon, chasma to may waysay bhi lagata hoon. Aik chauk par red light par khara hua, to saaray mujhay ghoor rahay hain, bulkay kuch log to be-tahasha hans rahay thay. May nay soocha keh shayad may funny lag raha hoon (bazahir to koi wajjah nahi thi), baad may ghar jaa kar sheeshay may dekha, to theek thaak lag raha tha.

Yahaan kay logoon ka to bas Allah hi hafiz hai :)

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[Note from Mod: This topic has been marked as TRASH and has been moved to the trashpit] [Auto]

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Patriot yaar, just because the thread name is useless doesn't mean the posts in here are useless. We are writing pretty long posts as well, and they are not one liners. I kindly ask you to move it back. If you really want to trash, then their are many threads with useless titles "Bore Ho Raha Hun", "Baghair Topic Wala Thread" etc. (No offence to the creators of those threads)

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(salam)

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Wow man. Thanks for telling about the thread. It's trashed. It has got one liners and that's not allowed here + this one goes here since you only mean to spam and nothing else & did I hear someone say there's no MOD over here so let's start the party :P.

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