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(salam) (ra) (as) (bismillah)

Is thread ka sirf aik ki maqsad hai. Kyun kai yahan pai mods bhi jo hain kuch nahi kertai, isliyai ham Inshallah, is thread per spam ker ker kai, (Aur merai sai spamming tips aur tricks seekh kah), is thread ko sab sai ziyada pages wala bana dain gai, Inshallah :D

To aayain, ham sarai mil chul kai is kaar-e-khair main hissa laitai hain, aur sawab kamaatai hain.

Jazakallah.

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Ho kaisai nahi sakta! Main jo hun is thread main!

Aur aap ki urdu bas theek hai :D Urdu test kerwaanai kai liyai Hasnain sai mashwara liya karain :D Main to bas jo damagh main aata hai likh daita hun.

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asalmaolikum..mein bhi shamil ho gai is kar-e-khair mein..bas abb daikhna kaisay chaar chnad lagain gay iss thread ko. :D ..aur hain tumhara dimagh bhi hai..loo aik naya inkishaff logoon..opsss. :P ...kidding yaar bari take laiti hoon tumhari but its just for fun... :blush:

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aray tum sapnay bohut deykh thay ho. :dry:

Bore Hora Hai, Kya Zindagi Hai ke saamnay yeh taaga kuch nahee ho saktha hai, kabhi nahee. :P

Kone tumhari madad karray ga :lol:

kooray mai peykhoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! :!!!:

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:cry: Oaii! Muj jaisai masoom or naik insaan pai kuch to reham khao, aur mujhai apani tera hazaar posts wapis lanai hain :angel: Aur yeh Bore walai thread kai number kaat jayai ga :D Bas thora time lagai ga :D Yaad nahi hai, mera Council wala thread, jis kai 100 pages 2 haftai main ho gayai thai :lol: Phir trash ho gaiya tha :D

Agar madad na bhi karo, main khudh hi post ker ta rahun ga, main bohat deeth hun B)

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asalmaolikum..mein bhi shamil ho gai is kar-e-khair mein..bas abb daikhna kaisay chaar chnad lagain gay iss thread ko. :D ..aur hain tumhara dimagh bhi hai..loo aik naya inkishaff logoon..opsss. :P ...kidding yaar bari take laiti hoon tumhari but its just for fun... :blush:

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Shukar karai main take nahi laita, warna jo hai aap rona shuru ho jayain gi. Aur haan merai paas dimagh hai, aur mujhai istaimaal bhi kerna aata hai :D Aur main bohat achi terha sai istaimaal kerta hun.

Aur hasnain kai bachai, salawat perh kai is thread pai ab lanat baijh rahai ho? Sharam nahi aati :o

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acha chay logoon ka gang...hit GANG right ali....

Hit Gang nahi, Hit wo/men

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^Haan waqayi. Off Topic sai reputation kharab ho jaati hai :D Aur yahan pai to waisai bhi logon ko nahi pata ham kiya likh rahain hain :D

Waisai Mera plane crash wala thread dekha hai :D? Kitna zabardast hain. Logon ki awaaz sun ni chahi hai, jab akhari dafa cheenkh maartai hain

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Shukar karai main take nahi laita, warna jo hai aap rona shuru ho jayain gi. Aur haan merai paas dimagh hai, aur mujhai istaimaal bhi kerna aata hai :D Aur main bohat achi terha sai istaimaal kerta hun.

Aur hasnain kai bachai, salawat perh kai is thread pai ab lanat baijh rahai ho? Sharam nahi aati :o

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Hit Gang nahi, Hit wo/men

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acha toi yeh baat hai...itni to take laitay hoo upar say.. :mad: khair koi baat nahi...maaf kara mein nay.... :blush: ...dimagh..ahaan mujh say seekha hoga istimal karna kyunkeh jab meri company join ki hai tabhi say naye naye topic post kar rahay hoo..warna perhlay to..zang laga tha..shayd.. :o :P

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^Oh bhai, aap to April 2005 main join huwi hain. Main to asal main March 2004 ka banda hun. Aur main spamming ker ker kai thak gaiya hun.

Chalain main aap logon ko apnai pamming ki history kai barai main batata hun :)

Darasal, baat kuch aisi hai. Kuch saal pehlai, merai doston nai site join ki thi (PakistaniMedia). Us waqat hamain posts ki koi perva nahi hoti thi. Ahista ahista dekha aik din mainai kaha, "Oai Hassan yaar, tumharai posts aik raat main itni ziyada kaisi hogayi". Bas yeh kehnai ki dair thi, kai ham dono ki race shuru ho gaiyee. Ahista ahista ham sarai dost race main join ho gayai. Us din kai baad sai ham nai halaf uthaya, kai aj kai baad ham purai internet main sab sai barai spammer banain gain. Aur us din sai lai ker aj tak ham purai dunya ki siton pai spam kertai hain, aur kertain rahain gai. Aur yehi beemari phir main Shia Chat pai bhi lai aya.

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^Oh bhai, aap to April 2005 main join huwi hain. Main to asal main March 2004 ka banda hun. Aur main spamming ker ker kai thak gaiya hun.

Chalain main aap logon ko apnai pamming ki history kai barai main batata hun :)

Darasal, baat kuch aisi hai. Kuch saal pehlai, merai doston nai site join ki thi (PakistaniMedia). Us waqat hamain posts ki koi perva nahi hoti thi. Ahista ahista dekha aik din mainai kaha, "Oai Hassan yaar, tumharai posts aik raat main itni ziyada kaisi hogayi". Bas yeh kehnai ki dair thi, kai ham dono ki race shuru ho gaiyee. Ahista ahista ham sarai dost race main join ho gayai. Us din kai baad sai ham nai halaf uthaya, kai aj kai baad ham purai internet main sab sai barai spammer banain gain. Aur us din sai lai ker aj tak ham purai dunya ki siton pai spam kertai hain, aur kertain rahain gai. Aur yehi beemari phir main Shia Chat pai bhi lai aya.

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ahaan good story..aur abb yeh bemari puray shiachat mein phial gai hai..jo keh mujh ko bhi laag gai hai..abbb daikhtay hain keh kitni hoti hain meri posts....hmmm....pehlay mein bhi sirf on the point baat karti thi..khair filhal farig hoon thora shayd is liye spamming kar rahi hoon....jab papers kareeb honay to aik din mein aik posts..yahi hal hota hai humara... :squeez:

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Haan na, bas mera to school main akhari saal hai, phir Inshallah Universiy jaun ga to waisai hi busy ho jaun ga :D

Per us waqat tak main spamming kerta rahun ga :D

Spammer banai ka aik tareeqa hai. Jab speed or writing ki skills combine hoti hain, to banda ban jata hai Spammer. Yeh aik simple formula hai.

Speed + Writing Skills = Spammer

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Us din main "Desi_Gal" kai nick sai gaiya, aur aik larkai ki itni buri baizati ki thi :lol: Mainai kaha main mutah nahi ker sakta abhi, mera Iddah khatam nahi huwa, kehta hai Main wait kerun ga. Us ka nick honeyman4u tha, to aap loga zara hoshiyaar rehna :D Waisai Hasnain ka idea tha :D

Oai, aap logon nai hamara Shahadat-e-Imam Ali (as) ka noha suna hai?

http://amys.cig.ca/Nohays/Oct22_Hasnain.WAV

^Yeh mainai apnai group kai sath perha tha

Hasnain pai Yateemi main noha tha (Ham nai us ki original tune change ker kai, kissi Punjabi nohay ki tarz dal di thi :Hijabi:) Yeh mera pehla noha group main tha.

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yeh sab kia ho raha hai idhar? :wacko:

Anyways, humko tau sirf yeh bataana tha kay hamari doosri philm ban rahi hai.. munna bhai part 2 B) phebruary tak nikal jaegi.. tau dekhna na bhuliyega, phish aur popcorn khaate khaate :!!!: usme hamari chinki kia mast dikhreli hai ray :wub:

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^ Oai Mahrukh, tum kahan sai aagayi is thread pai  Waisai, aap ka visit kernai ka kab irada hai  Senior camp tak aajana

^ lol it took me like 30 minutes to read thiz whole thread :unsure: but interesting!

mainai is thread ka naam parha aur mujhe laga kai aisai thread sirf ali imran hi kai ho saktai hain and thtz how i got here

mai samjhi thi kai aap apni spamming ki aadate chor chuke hai aur issai useful cheezain karni shuro kar di hai shareef logo ki tarha.... but afssooos

btw inshallah i hope i cum and if i do inshallah i'll cum b4 senior camp :D :D

ne wayz mai to sonai ja rahi hu.... i heard ur and hussain abbas's noha the other day :P ... bohot acha parha tha

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^Uff, ROFL, mujhai ghusa aagaiya tha us nohai ko perhtai waqt, waisai bhi itna thaka wa tha, aur phir upar sai log jawab bhi nahi dai rahai thai, mainai kaha "AP LOG JAWAB DEEJIYAI PLEASE" :lol:

s4ever yaar yeh Movie adveritising kernai ki jaga nahi hai :D Ager kerni hi hai to Trailer behjho :D Phir koi baat hoi gi :D

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Flipdrive.com pai upload karo, aur hamain user name aur password bata do, ham khud hi dekh lain gain. Us site sai direct link waisai bhi nahi ker saktai, laikain 25 MB tak file upload ker saktai hain.

Ya agar chahi hai, to mera account hi use ker lo

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lol let the patriot check this thread, hez pakistani and can understand your urdu and punjabi and PUSHTU :P

yaar laikin woh tu khud spammer hai.. meri aik saal main uss sey kum posts hain aur uss ki 6 months main mujh sey dugni :sick: :S

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Peer aur BKK aur Patrioat yeh thread delete nahi ker saktai :P Kyun kai yeh bohat zabardast thread hai, aur ham aik aik liners post waisai bhi nahi ker rahai :P Yeh dekhain mainai pehlai sai hi aik line sai ziyada likh chuka hun.

Aur Aali shaan ajao ajao, sarao'n ko is kaar-e-khair main mil chul kai hissa laina chahi hai.

Oai waisai agli dafa main Pakistan aaun' to milna mat bhoolna merai sai. Islamabad main hi rehtai ho na? Yeh woh Zeeshaan tha lol :unsure:?

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^^

Haan bhai, iss dafa main intezaar karta raha tumhari e-chittey ka. magar tum ayey aur chalay bhi gayey, khabar bhi na honay dey.

Bahar haal aik idea aya hai. kyuon na eid issi thread pay guzara jayey. Pardaisey to waisay bhi ghamzada hotay hai, na reshtay daar na dost. bas akailay ghar may bethay hain.

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Merai Abu Eid pai Pakistan Ja rahain hain. Yaar aik to wahan ka internet itna thaka wah hai. Pata nahi kaisai bethai rehtai ho, pata nahi kon sa card lana perhta hai phir number dalo aur phir connect karo aur woh bhi itna slow jaata hai! Agar internet taiz hota to main Shia Chat pai aakai tumhai bata daita.

Main (Pata nahi kon si market) Avaan market? CDA? pata nahi issi terha koi naam thai, un kai kareeb rehta hun. Aur aik mandi bhi hai wahan pai kahin, jahan pai log bahir cheezain baich rahai hotai hai (Aik dafa wahan pai bomb bhi patha tha). Aur ussi ilaqai main aik dafa aik Shia masjid main bhi attack huwa tha (takreeban 2 saal pehlai).

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