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hahahhahahhahahhahah .... i feel stupid cuz i have no idea wth u just said ! lol

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hahahhahahhahahhahah .... i feel stupid cuz i have no idea wth u just said ! lol

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Have i said somthin in spranto ??

I thought u had enough idea abt dependent & independent variables of a graph ??

Btw. i ve` arranged a translater from united nations to translate each & every post at shiachat for u. :P

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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET

MEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: MAN

ATOMIC WEIGHT: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs

SYMBOL: EGO

DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.

OCCURANCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1) Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.

2) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic & Common Sense.

3) Melts if treated like a God.

4) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.

5) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.

6) Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1) Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.

2) May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.

3) Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.

4) When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.

5) Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.

6) Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.

7) Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.

8) Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

9) Is impervious to embarrassment.

10) Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET

MEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: MAN

ATOMIC WEIGHT: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs

SYMBOL: EGO

DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.

OCCURANCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1) Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.

2) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic & Common Sense.

3) Melts if treated like a God.

4) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.

5) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.

6) Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1) Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.

2) May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.

3) Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.

4) When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.

5) Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.

6) Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.

7) Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.

8) Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

9) Is impervious to embarrassment.

10) Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh DrY! Brothers...we just got owned

but this also proves that girls talk too much :D

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