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ali_fatheroforphans

Hilarious Urdu phrases

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Salam,

I thought it'll be cool to create a thread where all the Pakistanis/Indians can say some common hilarious Urdu phrases. Maybe stuff which our parents say that cracks us up. Urdu is a beautiful language and it's also funny how we can us it to roast people.

I'll start:

- Aaj kal kay bachay bas tick tick tick karthay rahtay hein

- Kisay dhara dhar texting hoori hai? *smirk*

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1 hour ago, ali_fatheroforphans said:

Aaj kal kay bachay bas tick tick tick karthay rahtay hein

- Kisay dhara dhar texting hoori hai? *smirk*

Followed by classic Ammi phrase

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5 hours ago, j.angel said:

Uh, nothing funny about Pakistani people who think they’re above other races for some reason. Ironic. 

You must be afghani. 
Pakistani only think they are above bangaliz and afghanis. For everybody else they just say yes sir, right sir, ok sir . 
 

Urdu phrase which my dormmate used to use,

na kar yar

and

kiya baat ker di yar 

and he used to call me Jaheer while my real name is Zaheer 

 

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8 hours ago, j.angel said:

Uh, nothing funny about Pakistani people who think they’re above other races for some reason. Ironic. 

Feels just like the time when Molana Diesel (a Pakistani politician) attacked my school in a political rally by calling it the 'billionaire club' when so many of us there were from middle class families. 

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*both siblings keep fighting with each other*. *one sibling complains to dad*. *Dad interferes and tells both to apologise to each other*. *Siblings continue fighting and the other one complains to dad*.

*The father looses it* and says "acha phir dono danday lo aur aik dosray kay sar pay maro".

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