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Recite your own Nikah

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It is possible not just for a man but also for a woman:dwarf: to recite her own nikkah.

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that would be so alpha.

That would be so foolish

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5 hours ago, starlight said:

It is possible not just for a man but also for a woman:dwarf: to recite her own nikkah.

Serious, right? It would save the rent of having a mullah perform it too.

Earlier I was thinking about how the mullah and the zakir and butchers on eid have become profitable professions in society. In the past, the caretakers of an Imam bargah would read their own majalis, naturally since they bothered to sacrifice and build the place. People used to slaughter their sacrificial animal themselves, a few still do.

Someone wrote on facebook: "Finding a butcher on eid and a zakir for Muharram are both equally difficult to find". That's what got me thinking.

What if everyone goes back and recite nikahs and funerals and congregational prayers and majalis ourselves as well as all other things for which we need a half baked pesh-Imam or Muslim priest who, if you think about it, only added to the misery of the society and never did they contribute something worth mentioning. They exist due to the lethargy of people.

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3 hours ago, 3wliya_maryam said:

I heard about this too, but obivously u need the permission of ur parents

Yeah @Darth Vader Take the permission of your elders first.:grin:

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2 hours ago, habib e najjaar said:

It would certainly allow sufficient entertainment at weddiings, saying qabiltu is tough enough for grooms now imagine saying a whole line :rolleyes: 

The brides line is longer. Find a bride zilla willing to say her lines.. :locked:

Why not? The Christian brides says their own vows, and I think it's sweet. 

Now if only we could market this as a western cultural thing and glamourise it,  wannabe Arabs and brown people would be doing it so fast that #IrecitedMyOwnNikkah would be a top trend on Instagram and twitter.

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My own nikkah?

In the West, it is that hokey "love-honor-and-obey".

I'd really have to think . . . but l would include the necessary

"Girl keep it :locked: when l am watching the soccer game."

Maybe "any time l am watching any TV" will be better.

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Can you imagine?

The groom, looking like someone dashing YET totally religious on such an extraordinary level that he knows how to recite his own nikah in front of everyone??

Imagine all the guests and the bride beside him, what would they all think about him?

I'll tell you!

OMG, THIS IS THE ALPHA MAN I COULD NOT EVEN IMAGINE.

The bride would feel so unfathomably blessed to have found such a mashallah super husband. She would never worry her whole married life about anything again.

It would even make front page news I wager.

Imagine the groom who looks like this:

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In case of Pakistanis, imagine him:

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In case of other Asians:

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Handsome, good looking, so confident, so religious, so capable.

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