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What made you laugh today?

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My family. when i wake up and look at my wife and daughter sleeping it puts a smile on my face. 

Today  I was reading this book title  “How to not hate your husband after kids” this made me laugh 

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5 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

Because the post was so, so bad. As in inappropriate.

This topic is about what made you laughs today, not about make other users laugh. XP

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l watch Nanny Pelousy tear up her copy of Trump's State of the Union last night.

When she did, l wondered if anything will be done about such a disrespectful display.

Back when Congressman Joe Wilson (R-ShiaChat) shouted out "you lie" during 0bama's State of the Union he was booed by both parties and later forced to make an apology. House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) called the incident a "sad day."

ln a clear case of double standards, Pelousy has not had any disciplinary action taken against her. Maybe her "escape route" is: 'the speech was over.' Yet this page-by-page tearing up of her copy of the speech on international broadcasts was clearly meant as an insult. [ln the reruns from portions of Trump's speech, she can be seen flipping back and forth through her copy --pretendiing to be analyzing it. Also, staged events.]

Nevertheless, foreign media has commented on her actions in a disparaging way.

Trivia: 0ne report said she has not met with Trump since October.

She also did not respectfully behave either, l thought.

:hahaha: What a _______________.

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11Feb20

From: The Language of lnfetious Diseases" article

"Nonmedical persons are sometimes immortalized through nomenclature. A noted mycologist (studies funguses -ed.) reportedly named a new Trichophyton species (T. gloriae) after his spouse."

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We know Qur'an reveals many people take religion as entertainment, Ayat 6:70.

So on DeutscheWelle, Focus, there is this story about triffles ... truffles ... whatever, this church service ...

Anyway, these people are praying for the holy pig to find the money-makng truffles.

:hahaha: Now that is just plain laughable.

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l decided to call the local Time & Temperature number.

Computer says, "Today is Saturday, March the First, . . . "

:dwarf:"Today is Leap Day, Saturday, February the 29th !"

:worried: "l wonder where all this artificial intelligence is that we keep hearing about?"

:einstein: "lt does not take me to read a calendar for you."

:woot: "l suspect climate change did it."

:keeporder:"Or the Russians."

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Don't touch your face lol 

 

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On 2/29/2020 at 7:28 PM, hasanhh said:

l decided to call the local Time & Temperature number.

Computer says, "Today is Saturday, March the First, . . . "

:dwarf:"Today is Leap Day, Saturday, February the 29th !"

:worried: "l wonder where all this artificial intelligence is that we keep hearing about?"

:einstein: "lt does not take me to read a calendar for you."

:woot: "l suspect climate change did it."

:keeporder:"Or the Russians."

 

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Several times in my long ago young-life, my father said --in polite form-- "you will never cease to be amazed at how stupid people can be."

l think that has proven true. As has, "somethings are just so pathetic that you can only laugh."

Here is today's example.

ln a colomn in the paper, by the author of the book "Hope Possible", has advice on how to make good use of our quarantine time.  

She writes that her and her husband bought some bottled water and a couple of cans of something. That was her hoarding behavior. Yet the great insight she wished to share came from walking her dog. She relates about two of her elderly neighbors, one with dementia and a dog, the other eight months a widow. So, similar to what she wrote, in a FLASH of lnspirational lgnorance, she comes to the conclusion that we should all visit our neighbors during this quarantine period.

:cry: "Oh Gawd. Would you want to be found to be so stupid in print?"

Basic Questions for "Hope Possible":

What is the purpose of a quarantine?

Who are the most vulnerable in this pandemic?

Are not dogs also transmitters of coronaviruses?

Opine: We can only pray that "Hope Possible's" next book is "Basic lntelligence". And Me? Maybe l'II write a book on academic eugenics.

 

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Another PDS:

https://news.abs-cbn.com/overseas/multimedia/photo/03/19/20/coronavirus-rio-de-jainero-christ-redeemer 

Even thought the the staute has been closed for disease, promoters illuminate another PDS [public display of satanism (gospels say,satan says, son-of-g.od)]

Today or Tomorrow there wil be 10,000 C-19 Documented Deaths. l guess that totem pole ain't much good.

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On 3/30/2020 at 10:16 PM, Belle said:

My professor told me that in one of his zoom sessions

l just saw on my local news that "zoom" has become increasingly popular.

l guess we are becoming what-you'd-call "zoom-bies".

":sign_sorry: ,but l can't really make a joke better than this."

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Norah O'Donnell on CBS Evening News, Monday,13April2020

She said at the beginning,

We will begin "with the grim" news. "New York has more than 10,000 _____ deaths, which is more than half of the 23,000" people who have died in the US.

:ko:

:hahaha: "Well, what do you expect from a keyboarder in an anchor chair.?"

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The dangers of YouTube learning lol 

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19 hours ago, hasanhh said:

Norah O'Donnell on CBS Evening News, Monday,13April2020

She said at the beginning,

We will begin "with the grim" news. "New York has more than 10,000 _____ deaths, which is more than half of the 23,000" people who have died in the US.

:ko:

:hahaha: "Well, what do you expect from a keyboarder in an anchor chair.?"

Hydroxychloroquine still shows little to no evidence...except in China, Italy, France. Canada is about to start testing, just in case. 

Doesn't matter if it works, what if it doesn't? .0000069% of Americans have died as of today.

 

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This crazy dream l had the last two days.

l am snorkling or diving in a pond, surrounded by these black & tan snakes. These snakes strike out of the water, and as such disappear, then new ones come swimming in. Process repeats.

l'd guess you'd call this a herpetological headscratcher.

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What made me laugh today?

Me . . .  Old Dotard . . . again.

This time l was wondering why the house felt cool. 

A kinda cool and wet rainy day.

l did untiI about 3 o'clock.

Yesterday was 60 degrees F/ 16 degrees C so l had shut the furnace off.

So, l turned it back on after over a day in which it was off.

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