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What made you laugh today

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On 10/1/2019 at 2:54 PM, hasanhh said:

The old people said it the same way when l was wee-sized. I just was not sure, especially since Canada had the lmperial system. Now, here, it is expressed only in acres.  Thanx.

We're all supposed to be metric now but the rural roads are still a mile apart. Al Canadians do now is convert everything. You have to know imperial and metric or you'll get lost.

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2 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

The Indian Air Farce is calling it "0ur Big Mistake".

After seven months!

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2 hours ago, starlight said:

Indian airforce shot down its own jet.

Bumbling idiots :hahaha:

Their illusions of regional supremacy came crashing down over a couple of days earlier this year. 

The sheer arrogance and overconfidence of the Indian establishment and media is stupefying when you listen to their grand claims about themselves.

Btw, they shot a heli not a jet.

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1 hour ago, Ali~J said:

An old comedy show called "Mind Your Language"

:hahaha:

Oh this brings back so many memories! I used to watch this show with my brother 6-7 years ago and we'd laugh so much. Sometimes I wish I was younger and stress-free again. :sorry:

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l am watching "Snow Day" 

So confined to her home, an office manager now trying to work over the video internet says something like, "The first thing we need is to finish this report."

To which the second woman says after observing the first woman's son acting up says, "The first thing you need is a stun gun for your kid."

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Hysterical "Climate Change" activists "screaming" at MPs for "having a circus" while they work on a coal bill as people's homes burn, and calling them arsonists.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/climate-change/row-erupts-over-bushfires-link-to-climate-change/news-story/c18f9016fd2876d85faa7de6778e4d1f 

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:woot: "l didn't catch this yesterday while watching the "impeachment" hearings.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/impeachment-hearings-adam-schiff-whistleblower-identity 

it is also at dailymail.co.uk 

Chairmaster of the House lnteIIigence Committee and former federal prosecutor (including an espionage case) Adam Schiff said early on  that he does not know the identity of the whistleblower. He also then cautioned Republicans against making it known (This last part l caught yesterday).

:hahaha:

As l posted elsewhere (Trump lmpeachment) the identity is known by the press, is in the Mueller Report and is a public figure.

Then if this embarrassment was not enough, l ran into someone today that has a conduit to Brainwashingtown, Demon City who told me that the Democratic House members who had been cajouled and armtwisted into voting for these hearings are mad at Pelosi and Schiff, and have expressed as such in manners punctuated by cursing and foul language.  

:clap:"Don't you just love this?"

Last Friday, 08Nov, Mark Shields on PBS "News Hour" said that it is no longer "impeachment" but "impeachment without felony". So what do the Democrats call it after yesterday? An "inquiry".

:hahaha:

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Shia Chat

Occasionally, as l change forums, l see this bright red banner for ShiaMatch Matrimonials.

lt appears, taking over my screen.

l suspect that one of the Mods is behind this, trying to torture poor-old-me.

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1 hour ago, hasanhh said:

Shia Chat

Occasionally, as l change forums, l see this bright red banner for ShiaMatch Matrimonials.

lt appears, taking over my screen.

l suspect that one of the Mods is behind this, trying to torture poor-old-me.

Take the hint :surrender:

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what made me laugh today was that my young brother was in the bathroom this morning before going to school and he had his test of learning the shapes. When I was passing infront of the bath room I heard him saying with so much force:

Ceee-Aiiii-Arrrrr ( heavy breaths)

Ceee- Elll- Eiiii

C-I-r-c-l-e.

I even imagined his red face :hahaha: man he was struggling so hard.

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and our sports teacher said  : " I have two daughters both are girls" 

AND I WAS LIKE:

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and he also asked us " Close the windows airforce is coming"

and once we were having badminton match, and there was a confusion going on so the sports teacher and my friend were having a dialogue, I intervened and this is what he said to me: "I talk she talk why you middle talk?"

He gave me the worst shutup call that anyone can give:cryhappy:

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49 minutes ago, Hussaini1912 said:

before going to school and he had his test of learning the shapes.

Reading this l wondered if there was a site "adjectives for children". All l found were politically correct titles like "100 positive adjectives for children", "200 . . . " and other neo-nonsense rather than accurate descriptive words.

What made me laugh is when this woman wrote that her child's 4th Grade teacher asked her to "describe her child in a million words or less"; and that this irked her so much she wrote she "almost threw the coffee table book at him".

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