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What made you laugh today

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A sunni Mufti and shia aalim were having a discussion about faith, including salawat where a lot of Sunnis stop at Allhumma sale Ala Muhammad but in salah they say Allhumma sale Ala Muhammad wa alay Muhammad.

The Sunni aalim was praising the Caliphs so the shia aalim said why don't you say " Allhumma sale Ala Muhammad wa ala Khulafa-e-deen  " in salah. The Sunni aalim was offended and said that his salah would be ba'atil.

The shia aalim asked, "why follow a people who make your salah ba'atil? Follow the people who complete your prayers namely Muhammad wa alay Muhammad or those without whom your salah is ba'atil."

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:sorry:"l do not if l can 'handle' this report."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/23/trump-clinton-2016-election-ptsd-students-stressful-experience-

 

"OMG . . . the 2016 General Election is coming . . . the Election is coming . . . ":scarerun:

 

So much for the 26th Amendment to the Constitution.  :hahaha:

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On 10/20/2018 at 2:41 AM, Juma Khan said:

My name makes me laugh every day when my friends say Muslims have one Juma to celebrate but we are exceptional as we have on Juma day and Juma friend to celebrate for.

May be your parents didn't decided your name before birth so they were in rush and named you after Friday(as you were born on Juma) ? 

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1 hour ago, Fakeha said:

May be your parents didn't decided your name before birth so they were in rush and named you after Friday(as you were born on Juma) ? 

Perhaps they thought that to name me Juma would make me more pious, so they named me such. :einstein:

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1 hour ago, Juma Khan said:

Perhaps they thought that to name me Juma would make me more pious, so they named me such. :einstein:

Maybe robinson  crosue named you Juma:D

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3 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

As in Robinson Crusoe ?

:D

Arab Robinson Crusoe :braveheart:

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This is really sad, behavior born out of desperation. Steve McQueen was another who chased a miracle, synthesized apricots l believe it was.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38650739  for the whole article.

Here's the funny part:

"This, frankly wild, view goes against all current scientific understanding.

When we put this to him (Robert O Young -ed), he simply disagreed, saying: "Germs are nothing more than biological transformation of animal, human or plant matter. They are born out of that."

This is post-truth."    -end

:ko: "Managing 'the delicate pH balance of the fluids of the body' with infusions of baking soda into the blood stream?"

What si "post-truth" anyway?????

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A classmate of mine called our professor 'Insan-i-Kamil' (yes, she used these very words, in case you're wondering) just to flatter him. The poor guy was awkward and speechless and at a loss as to how to respond for quite some time, before he made light of the issue

This made me laugh real hard today.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DopY5N3JeYA

 

 

Was quite funny, although the comments where very tame compared to some of the absurd anger-ridden stuff I've read before 

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WARNING:  Adult Sarcasm

A decade ago the Number One TV show was "Jerry Springer". A trashy 'talk show' with such subjects as "my-school-friend-stole-my-dog-and-left-me-pregnant-while-using-up-all-the gasoline-in-the-truck". :censored:

So now, after lately ranking 57th in ratings, there will be a new venue: "Judge Jerry". We will see --well, not me, anyway-- how popular this new show will become.

The 'shocking' part?  These two shows were based in Chicago, but TAX BREAKS moved the programs from there to Stamford, Somewhere.

:dwarf:"Aaaahhh. This what is called, "State Sponsored Trashism"

This article is fine, acceptable. But what makes me laugh is the nuttiness of it all.

https://www.newcanaannewsonline.com/business/article/Reports-Jerry-Springer-to-launch-Stamford-based-13423108.php 

 

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:dwarf:"What this country needs is its own 'Queen of Hearts' for those who insist on contriving political correctness."

 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ohio-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-amid-me-too-movement 

Alternate Citation:  https://myfox28columbus.com/news/local/baby-its-cold-outside-pulled-off-radio-station-playlist 

Some listener calls in to complain about a 1944 pop tune: https://azlyrics.com/lyrics/deanmartin/babyitscoldoutside.html

Now 'Deano' was a member of the notoriuis 'rat pack' known for its really 'wild' parties. But his version is only one of many sets-of-lyrics attaché to a popular tune. Deano's reads more like an early Women's Liberation version.

 

Xxxxxx :ranting: "l have heard this phrase all my life."

What will be the next offense.

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Straight from the 'Quackerazzi'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioPhCmITf_o

 Not the report l saw on TV, but is the same report.

Duck Season for the Southeast Zone State of New York is Nov 10th to Dec 30th.

Richard Cheney is on his way(watch all) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pisj5mriY00 

 

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On 12/7/2018 at 1:38 PM, hasanhh said:

Richard Cheney is on his way(watch all) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pisj5mriY00 

 

All Nintendo Music HQ~vol. 13 duck hunt :6- doglaugh

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