What made you laugh today?

[Laayla 4,874]

Bismehe Ta3ala,

Assalam Alikum

We are celebrating the 12th anniversary of the Divine Victory.

Yesterday at the festival they were raffling off 20 gold liras, equivalent of 300 USD

They only gave me one raffle ticket and my children were with me.  Children got upset why they didn't get a ticket, like they had the day before.

My child was trying to reason with me.  

"Imma, if you win, let us divide it up in four."  "Dad, you and us."

I'm giggling how he is trying to negotiate with me.

"Can we go up the stage with you?"

Other child saying out loud with arms extended out in the air.  "YA RAB!"

"Ya Ali ibn Mousa Reza"

We lost.

"I'm never going to a festival again"

Actually, I'm glad we lost, they need to learn we don't always have to be rewarded or win something.

Life lessons learned.

[hasanhh 10,184]

What made me laugh this weekend?

Me.

l decided to clean up some of my accumulated clutter.

l  almost finished one corner --in the basement.

[hasanhh 10,184]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/people-hold-hands-on-floridas-beaches-to-defend-water-and-wildlife-amid-algae-blooms/ 

Notice: they are all women. Another good reason to

Repeal the 19th Amendment

Edited August 14, 2018 by hasanhh

[Ron_Burgundy 1,904]

Nothing.

[Laayla 4,874]

@Ron_Burgundy

And your daughter?  I hope she brings you smiles everyday.

You're going to love it when she starts reacting to anything that will make her laugh.

I hope this video makes you laugh!

God bless you.

[Ron_Burgundy 1,904]

4 hours ago, Laayla said:

@Ron_Burgundy

And your daughter?  I hope she brings you smiles everyday.

You're going to love it when she starts reacting to anything that will make her laugh.

I hope this video makes you laugh!

God bless you.

Actually she did but I looked at the market first thing in the morning and it ruined everything for me. 

[notme 20,793]

4 hours ago, Ron_Burgundy said:

Actually she did but I looked at the market first thing in the morning and it ruined everything for me. 

You gotta not let things that don't matter get to you, so you can enjoy the things that do matter. 

[notme 20,793]

On 8/12/2018 at 9:14 PM, hasanhh said:

l  almost finished one corner --in the basement.

Progress is progress, however small. Keep at it, and someday in many years it'll be done. 

[Ron_Burgundy 1,904]

2 hours ago, notme said:

You gotta not let things that don't matter get to you, so you can enjoy the things that do matter. 

The thing is I put all of my saving into it and market crashed I know Insha'Allah things will get better. However, we were planning to get a house and now i got no money to put as a down payment. Sometime these things do get to me even tho I know it will be alright. Sometime this shaitan put second thoughts in your head. 

[Hameedeh 20,038]

This scientific study made me laugh today.  Like did we need that study? We all could have told them about that. Doh!

Broadband internet causes sleep deprivation, a new study finds

Date: August 2, 2018

Source: Bocconi University

Summary: Individuals with DSL access tend to sleep 25 minutes less than their counterparts without DSL Internet. They are significantly less likely to sleep between 7 and 9 hours, the amount recommended by the scientific community, and are less likely to be satisfied with their sleep, researchers find. 

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/08/180802102340.htm

[Zulfiqar1472 231]

My kids

[alHussein 581]

My friends.

[hasanhh 10,184]

My bank account.

[hasanhh 10,184]

15Aug18

Fraser Anning, Australian MP & ME

MP= Member of  Parliament

ME= Major Embarassment

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-45191315 

l wonder if Australia can expel members like the US Congress can?

[hasanhh 10,184]

You cannot make this stuff up  --as they say.

Big Mother Gov't Attitude Coming to a Neighborhood Near YOU

https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/2018/08/24/dna-kits-solve-dog-poop-mysteries/1082998002/ 

 

Only in Amerika . . . l hope:

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2018/08/26/texas-man-claims-shoots-incompetent-female-drivers-self-defense 

"Ahhhhhhh"  "Now why, oh, why didn't l, me, think of this when l was marred. l didn't called her NASCAR for no reason."

 

  "Or better yet:   "

[cathjuche 9]

my life

[hasanhh 10,184]

Paraphrase, as heard on TV:

l Iike Thrill Seeking . . . as long as l don't get scared.

[hasanhh 10,184]

This Headline:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/romance-novelist-arrested-murder-her-chef-husband-n907431 

 

Subtitle should have "wrong wife".

Edited September 7, 2018 by hasanhh

[hasanhh 10,184]

 "Gotta Watch What You Are Doing !"

 " Should l Cry or Laugh ?"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/08/connecticut-woman-seriously-hurt-after-mistaking-dynamite-candle/1238310002/ 

l am surprised she didn't get hurt when she picked it up or opened the drawer.

[hasanhh 10,184]

Well, there is such a thing as "too high".

https://www.livescience.com/63603-neil-degrasse-tyson-weed-in-space.html 

[hasanhh 10,184]

#3 "code of conduct"

in this context ?   

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/19/us/catholic-bishops-new-abuse-policy/index.html 

"This is a time of deep examination . . ."   "Lame . . . Lame . . ."

[hasanhh 10,184]

ME. l made myself laugh.

After college, l had to ask "what is Sesame Street ?"

Now, today, l Iearned why l do not remember Mr. Rogers Neighborhood .  lt was 51 years ago today, today, that Rogers first went on TV.

"lt's a beautiful day in the light green ward. lt's a beautiful day in the light blue ward. Won't you be . . . my therapist? "

[hasanhh 10,184]

WARNING:  Apparent Mydogynme

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/readersreact/la-of-le-kavanaugh-christine-blasey-ford-20180923-story.html

To the editor: ...Trump appears to believe that a teenage girl would know how to file a police report and that she would tell her parents about an attack. Both assumptions

are, to put it bluntly, sufficiently stupid that one has to question what motivated his tweet."

1] How does a teenage girl file a police report?  Call 911 . . . Duh . . . The Police fill out the report.

2] "would tell her parents"  My sister called the house when she was in college and l went up to take care of it.

[ShiaMan14 7,155]

Someone on SC said, "Caliph Umar chose Muawiya as governor of Syria because he considered Muawiya to be expendable!!!"

[hasanhh 10,184]

NASA . . .

Yes, the National Aeronut and Spacecadet  Asylum

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a23455770/earth-wobble-nasa-study/

We, people, are "making the Earth wobble"

Sniff, sniff . . .  "But you know what is really SAD ?  Our National Debt is laundering money into such nothingness -like Space itself. Cranial Space."

[Hassu93 339]

https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/1044785789916368896?s=19

[Islandsandmirrors 3,248]

Impractical Jokers 

[hasanhh 10,184]

59 minutes ago, Hassu93 said:

https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/1044785789916368896?s=19

Who are they?

[ali_fatheroforphans 6,105]

My mum is so hilarious with her sarcastic jokes. I would purposely ask her stupid questions to get funny answers.

I asked her "why do we need to hang our washed clothes in the clothesline".

She replied: "okay from now on I'll put all the wet clothes straight in your closet".

[Ashvazdanghe 8,374]

Humilate on of BB by iran in UN he introduced  a place for washing carpets as secret atomic archive 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoQexnvnpos/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=wog174tu9avu

[hasanhh 10,184]

40 minutes ago, Ashvazdanghe said:

Humilate on of BB by iran in UN he introduced  a place for washing carpets as secret atomic archive 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoQexnvnpos/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=wog174tu9avu

Can you post something so we don't have to log-in to junk?

Or describe it.

ls it like Dimona  ????????

Edited September 28, 2018 by hasanhh

[Abu Hadi 9,861]

I usually don't post SNL stuff, cause most of the it has inappropriate content. This doesn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=87&v=D4c9pbiqJHo

Edited October 7, 2018 by Abu Hadi

[dragonxx 899]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE

[Carlzone 1,382]

I was listening to a "latmiya" where an Arab dude 3alasas expresses his immense love by saying "I promise i will not cheat on you". 

Only an Arab man would promise not to cheat on you as an expression of love!!! So a woman should feel honoured if her man says this!? I must say, I did get a great laugh though!  

(I know there are many great Arab men.)

 

Edited October 13, 2018 by Carlzone

[hasanhh 10,184]

l decided to do some laundry today. l had run-out of about everything since July, August?

Anyway, while l was stuffing stuff from different corners into the washer, l remember back about 30 years ago when l didn't get all the soap rinsed out of my socks.

Getting caught in a heavy rain storm, l Iater had soap foam squishing out of my shoes as l waIked about half a mile.