What made you laugh today?

[hasanhh]

If you have some time:

https://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-Poetry-Donald-Trump-Canons/dp/1786892278/ref=asc_df_1786892278/

[hasanhh]

https://www.bbc.com/news/United Kingdom-england-bristol-49924281 

[Guest]

Indian airforce shot down its own jet.

 

[hasanhh]

1 hour ago, starlight said:

Indian airforce shot down its own jet.

 

The Indian Air Farce is calling it "0ur Big Mistake".

lt is sad for the helicopter crew.

Edited October 4, 2019 by hasanhh

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

The Indian Air Farce is calling it "0ur Big Mistake".

After seven months!

[Marbles]

2 hours ago, starlight said:

Indian airforce shot down its own jet.

Bumbling idiots 

Their illusions of regional supremacy came crashing down over a couple of days earlier this year. 

The sheer arrogance and overconfidence of the Indian establishment and media is stupefying when you listen to their grand claims about themselves.

Btw, they shot a heli not a jet.

[Propaganda_of_the_Deed]

https://bgr.com/2019/10/04/iphone-app-russia-man-alleges-turned-gay/

Russian man sues Apple, claiming that his iPhone made him gay

[hasanhh]

Today in History for 0ctober 17th:

8 people die in the London Beer Flood.

You gotta look this one up.

[habib e najjaar]

A zanzibari woman doing a terrible impression of a doting wife. 

*facepalm*

[hasanhh]

l changed my mind. l'II put this one under "The Snowden Revelations"

lt is a 'wacko'.

[SharpMind]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
hahaha, lol

[Vindemiatrix]

An old comedy show called "Mind Your Language"

[karbalaii]

1 hour ago, Ali~J said:

An old comedy show called "Mind Your Language"

Oh this brings back so many memories! I used to watch this show with my brother 6-7 years ago and we'd laugh so much. Sometimes I wish I was younger and stress-free again. 

[hasanhh]

l am watching "Snow Day" 

So confined to her home, an office manager now trying to work over the video internet says something like, "The first thing we need is to finish this report."

To which the second woman says after observing the first woman's son acting up says, "The first thing you need is a stun gun for your kid."

[hasanhh]

"That hurt."

https://www.dw.com/en/german-dentist-pulls-worlds-longest-known-human-tooth/a-51040308

 

Edited October 30, 2019 by hasanhh

[hasanhh]

About 3/4ths down, the video on trains. @notme l think you'll like it.

h.

https://www.ge.com/reports/post/126449265200/the-first-American-jet-engine-was-born-inside-a-2/ 

Edited November 3, 2019 by hasanhh

[Sirius_Bright]

Pakistan sent Hubble Telescope. lol. 

 

Edited November 10, 2019 by Sirius_Bright

[hasanhh]

Hysterical "Climate Change" activists "screaming" at MPs for "having a circus" while they work on a coal bill as people's homes burn, and calling them arsonists.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/climate-change/row-erupts-over-bushfires-link-to-climate-change/news-story/c18f9016fd2876d85faa7de6778e4d1f 

[MehrBanoo]

Speech Of President Rohani !!!

[MehrBanoo]

On 10/4/2019 at 7:11 PM, starlight said:

Indian airforce shot down its own jet.

 

the Story Of Pak & India again ?

[hasanhh]

ME  made me laugh.

News Anchor: Tonight will be record cold.  Weatherman, what should we expect?

Hasan:  COLD . . . you stew-pid id-ee-ott.

Comment:  Well, l am wearing my old and grumpy skin.

[hasanhh]

 "l didn't catch this yesterday while watching the "impeachment" hearings.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/impeachment-hearings-adam-schiff-whistleblower-identity 

it is also at dailymail.co.uk 

Chairmaster of the House lnteIIigence Committee and former federal prosecutor (including an espionage case) Adam Schiff said early on  that he does not know the identity of the whistleblower. He also then cautioned Republicans against making it known (This last part l caught yesterday).

As l posted elsewhere (Trump lmpeachment) the identity is known by the press, is in the Mueller Report and is a public figure.

Then if this embarrassment was not enough, l ran into someone today that has a conduit to Brainwashingtown, Demon City who told me that the Democratic House members who had been cajouled and armtwisted into voting for these hearings are mad at Pelosi and Schiff, and have expressed as such in manners punctuated by cursing and foul language.  

"Don't you just love this?"

Last Friday, 08Nov, Mark Shields on PBS "News Hour" said that it is no longer "impeachment" but "impeachment without felony". So what do the Democrats call it after yesterday? An "inquiry".

Edited November 14, 2019 by hasanhh
link correction

[habib e najjaar]

A neighbor sent over a huge jug of oat porridge for me. She called my mom and said I've gotten too thin.

LOL gotta love such neighbors. Me and the kids will be having porridge for supper and breakfast today and tomorrow it seems 

[Sisterfatima1]

[hasanhh]

Another Milton Berle:

l learned my drumming skills on the bars in the Paris Indiana lock-up.

Amazing  what you can learn in ninety days.

[Dalal]

Watching a cat do sit ups

[hasanhh]

Shia Chat

Occasionally, as l change forums, l see this bright red banner for ShiaMatch Matrimonials.

lt appears, taking over my screen.

l suspect that one of the Mods is behind this, trying to torture poor-old-me.

Edited November 18, 2019 by hasanhh
word change

[habib e najjaar]

1 hour ago, hasanhh said:

Shia Chat

Occasionally, as l change forums, l see this bright red banner for ShiaMatch Matrimonials.

lt appears, taking over my screen.

l suspect that one of the Mods is behind this, trying to torture poor-old-me.

Take the hint 

[hasanhh]

13 minutes ago, habib e najjaar said:

Take the hint 

You mean l am sooooo bad that l need torturing?

[habib e najjaar]

2 hours ago, hasanhh said:

You mean l am sooooo bad that l need torturing?

Shiachat Matrimonials. 

[Hussaini1912]

what made me laugh today was that my young brother was in the bathroom this morning before going to school and he had his test of learning the shapes. When I was passing infront of the bath room I heard him saying with so much force:

Ceee-Aiiii-Arrrrr ( heavy breaths)

Ceee- Elll- Eiiii

C-I-r-c-l-e.

I even imagined his red face  man he was struggling so hard.

[Hussaini1912]

and our sports teacher said  : " I have two daughters both are girls" 

AND I WAS LIKE:

and he also asked us " Close the windows airforce is coming"

and once we were having badminton match, and there was a confusion going on so the sports teacher and my friend were having a dialogue, I intervened and this is what he said to me: "I talk she talk why you middle talk?"

He gave me the worst shutup call that anyone can give

Edited November 19, 2019 by Hussaini1912

[hasanhh]

49 minutes ago, Hussaini1912 said:

before going to school and he had his test of learning the shapes.

Reading this l wondered if there was a site "adjectives for children". All l found were politically correct titles like "100 positive adjectives for children", "200 . . . " and other neo-nonsense rather than accurate descriptive words.

What made me laugh is when this woman wrote that her child's 4th Grade teacher asked her to "describe her child in a million words or less"; and that this irked her so much she wrote she "almost threw the coffee table book at him".

[Hussaini1912]

Just now, hasanhh said:

and that this irked her so much she wrote she "almost threw the coffee table book at him".

I would have done that to be honest

[hasanhh]

So l am watching PBS' Amanpour since nothing else that ain't loud and noisy is on.

This interviewer asks this author, "What does Star Wars tells us about our current situation?"

What is the "current situation"? Trump and the impeachment hearings.

Note Added: The author wrote some book on star wars.

Edited November 22, 2019 by hasanhh