What made you laugh today?

[Sisterfatima1]

Today  I was reading this book title 

“How to not hate your husband after kids”

this made me laugh 

[ali_fatheroforphans]

My bank balance

[Sisterfatima1]

1 minute ago, ali_fatheroforphans said:

My bank balance

Laugh or crying 

[ali_fatheroforphans]

1 minute ago, Sisterfatima1 said:

Laugh or crying 

I think a bit of both  

[notme]

9 hours ago, ali_fatheroforphans said:

I think a bit of both  

Been there. You get used to it after a while.

My kids always make me laugh. 

[Ron_Burgundy]

1 hour ago, Sisterfatima1 said:

Today  I was reading this book title 

“How to not hate your husband after kids”

this made me laugh 

My family. when i wake up and look at my wife and daughter sleeping it puts a smile on my face. 

[realizm]

A whatsapp group conversation about tonight's iftar. Something about chips sandwiches.

[hasanhh]

9 hours ago, realizm said:

A whatsapp group conversation about tonight's iftar. Something about chips sandwiches.

l have had potatoe sandwiches. They are good with tomatoe.

[hasanhh]

11 hours ago, Ron_Burgundy said:

My family. when i wake up and look at my wife ... sleeping it puts a smile on my face. 

l was happy when my wife was quiet, too.

[realizm]

On 5/25/2018 at 9:13 PM, hasanhh said:

l have had potatoe sandwiches. They are good with tomatoe.

Wish you the best of health brother.

Our joke was more about crisps sandwich, which implied some lazyness and bad cooking skills, hence our laughing.

[hasanhh]

3 hours ago, realizm said:

Wish you the best of health brother.

Our joke was more about crisps sandwich, which implied some lazyness and bad cooking skills, hence our laughing.

l thought you were referring to British "chips".

[realizm]

5 hours ago, hasanhh said:

l thought you were referring to British "chips".

I knew it would create confusion when I wrote it !

Edited May 26, 2018 by realizm

[hasanhh]

1 hour ago, realizm said:

I knew it would create confusion when I wrote it !

OK, you 'got' me.   "AAhhhhhhhhhh"  plop

[Laayla]

My son holding tissues to the tv after liverpool lost.

The goalie was crying.

[hasanhh]

Puget Sound, Seattle, WA

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/25/health/mussles-opiods-bn/index.html 

An examination of mussels in Puget Sound found oxycodone, anti-bacterials, and 5 kinds of anti-depressants. Acquired through the waste water treatment plants.

Oxy + 5 kinds of anti-depressants! We must have the happiest mollusks in the galaxy.

[Ali Heidar]

I laughed when I discovered that Muqtada Sadr won the election

[Inconsolable]

Nothing, because I had a bad day today :/

Edited May 28, 2018 by Inconsolable

[hasanhh]

My nephew.

His mother calls me to see how Ramadhan is going and l can hear him talking.

He is using the TV remote like it is a telephone. So his mother gives him the phone to talk to me for real.

"Hello, Amu." "l'm fine." "Bye-bye" and hangs up.

So his mother has to call me back.

Later, they come by the house. He is quiet for a two-year-old so he stands unusually still and tries to talk like an older child.

But his newborn sister isn't like what he was like at 3 weeks. While he was happy, smiley, made sounds like a bird and tried to make physical contact with you; his little sister just stares into space.

[ali_fatheroforphans]

I had a test, flicked the page, saw the question sheet, started laughing at how wrecked I was gonna get.

Not worth much, but damn the test was hard.

Edited May 30, 2018 by ali_fatheroforphans

[hasanhh]

30May18

https://www.engadget.com/2018/05/29/tesla-model-s-in-autopilot-collides-with-police-suv/ 

Please note prepositional syntax error. lt needs to read "on autopilot".

Nevertheless, women programmers again. 

Question: So how do the cops write-out the ticket?

[zionismdestroyer]

i swear nothing make me laugh anymore i feel guilty everyday its sad world we are living in yesterday i was feeling guilty that im sleeping in luxury and Muslims around the world is suffering and im living in Peace so how can i laugh i feel guilty it looks like im responsible for what is happening With Muslims in reality im not responsible for that but i feel inside me that im ):

[hasanhh]

NOT -l humbly think- A GOOD CAREER MOVE:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/dancing-fbi-agent-drops-gun-backflip-accidentally-shoots-bystander-092513215.html 

There is another video taken from the other side, which is much clearer. -->  https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/03/us/dancing-fbi-agent-gun-discharge/index.html [which says he was arrested and turned over to a FBl Supervisor.   +  "Bye, Career"]

The weapon fired when he picked it up.

So l can conclude from this here video: 1} He had a round chambered. 2} He appears drunk.

Police and the FBl are investigating.

Near me about 40 years ago, a bar manager dropped his pistol and it went-off, the round traveled through a door and struck a girl in the leg. The civil jury awarded the girl $200,000 in then dollars. He had to sell his bar, building, house and still owed money.

Never keep a round chambered.

Edited June 4, 2018 by hasanhh

[hasanhh]

Well, it is not exactly a Quran:

http://tass.com/society/1008001 

[ali_fatheroforphans]

[ali_fatheroforphans]

^^^^^ @ShiaMan14

[Gaius I. Caesar]

On 6/6/2018 at 5:09 AM, hasanhh said:

Well, it is not exactly a Quran:

http://tass.com/society/1008001 

Epic fail on their part.

[ShiaMan14]

39 minutes ago, ali_fatheroforphans said:

^^^^^ @ShiaMan14

What did I do???

[ali_fatheroforphans]

4 minutes ago, ShiaMan14 said:

What did I do???

I remember you posted a while back that you mistakenly clicked on Shiamatch while your wife passed by 

[ShiaMan14]

10 minutes ago, ali_fatheroforphans said:

I remember you posted a while back that you mistakenly clicked on Shiamatch while your wife passed by 

Her and I have gotten used to it...still happens frequently.

[starlight]

On 6/6/2018 at 4:05 PM, ali_fatheroforphans said:

Lol. Why the sad face? Isn't shiamatch absolute nirvana for single(and some married :p) men? 

[Soldiers and Saffron]

51 minutes ago, starlight said:

Lol. Why the sad face? Isn't shiamatch absolute nirvana for single(and some married :p) men? 

Its a fast track to hair loss.

[ali_fatheroforphans]

4 hours ago, starlight said:

Lol. Why the sad face? Isn't shiamatch absolute nirvana for single(and some married :p) men? 

Nah that's when you get caught by your mum for being on Shiamatch, and then your mum will be like "beta, let me marry you to your cousin back home".

[hasanhh]

13 hours ago, starlight said:

Lol. Why the sad face? Isn't shiamatch absolute nirvana for single(and some married :p) men? 

Only while they are still, really Stew-pid.

[Gaius I. Caesar]

20 hours ago, starlight said:

Lol. Why the sad face? Isn't shiamatch absolute nirvana for single(and some married :p) men? 

It's scam, some of the families are ridiculous and it's generally a waste of time. Never again.

[Laayla]

Bismehe Ta3ala,

Assalam Alikum 

My children where do they get their sense of humor?

We are heading to the house, and he sees the enterence of the building clean from garbage, dead coackroaches and footprints.

He says oh the coackroaches are visiting us for silat al rahm.

I look at him and said what?

He is covering his mouth and laughing.

M3 Salamah, Fe Amin Allah