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What made you laugh today

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On 5/25/2018 at 9:13 PM, hasanhh said:

l have had potatoe sandwiches. They are good with tomatoe.

Wish you the best of health brother.

Our joke was more about crisps sandwich, which implied some lazyness and bad cooking skills, hence our laughing.

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3 hours ago, realizm said:

Wish you the best of health brother.

Our joke was more about crisps sandwich, which implied some lazyness and bad cooking skills, hence our laughing.

l thought you were referring to British "chips".

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Puget Sound, Seattle, WA

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/25/health/mussles-opiods-bn/index.html 

An examination of mussels in Puget Sound found oxycodone, anti-bacterials, and 5 kinds of anti-depressants. Acquired through the waste water treatment plants.

Oxy + 5 kinds of anti-depressants! We must have the happiest mollusks in the galaxy.

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My nephew.

His mother calls me to see how Ramadhan is going and l can hear him talking.

He is using the TV remote like it is a telephone. So his mother gives him the phone to talk to me for real.

"Hello, Amu." "l'm fine." "Bye-bye" and hangs up.

So his mother has to call me back.

Later, they come by the house. He is quiet for a two-year-old so he stands unusually still and tries to talk like an older child.

But his newborn sister isn't like what he was like at 3 weeks. While he was happy, smiley, made sounds like a bird and tried to make physical contact with you; his little sister just stares into space.

:confused:

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I had a test, flicked the page, saw the question sheet, started laughing at how wrecked I was gonna get.

Not worth much, but damn the test was hard.

Edited by ali_fatheroforphans

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30May18

https://www.engadget.com/2018/05/29/tesla-model-s-in-autopilot-collides-with-police-suv/ 

Please note prepositional syntax error. lt needs to read "on autopilot".

Nevertheless, women programmers again.  :grin:

Question: So how do the cops write-out the ticket?

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i swear nothing make me laugh anymore i feel guilty everyday its sad world we are living in yesterday i was feeling guilty that im sleeping in luxury and Muslims around the world is suffering and im living in Peace so how can i laugh i feel guilty it looks like im responsible for what is happening With Muslims in reality im not responsible for that but i feel inside me that im )::cry:

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NOT -l humbly think- A GOOD CAREER MOVE:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/dancing-fbi-agent-drops-gun-backflip-accidentally-shoots-bystander-092513215.html 

There is another video taken from the other side, which is much clearer. -->  https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/03/us/dancing-fbi-agent-gun-discharge/index.html [which says he was arrested and turned over to a FBl Supervisor.  :cry: +  :byecry:"Bye, Career"]

The weapon fired when he picked it up.

So l can conclude from this here video: 1} He had a round chambered. 2} He appears drunk.

Police and the FBl are investigating.

Near me about 40 years ago, a bar manager dropped his pistol and it went-off, the round traveled through a door and struck a girl in the leg. The civil jury awarded the girl $200,000 in then dollars. He had to sell his bar, building, house and still owed money.

Never keep a round chambered.

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10 minutes ago, ali_fatheroforphans said:

I remember you posted a while back that you mistakenly clicked on Shiamatch while your wife passed by :hahaha:

Her and I have gotten used to it...still happens frequently.

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4 hours ago, starlight said:

Lol. Why the sad face? Isn't shiamatch absolute nirvana for single(and some married :p) men? 

Nah that's when you get caught by your mum for being on Shiamatch, and then your mum will be like "beta, let me marry you to your cousin back home".

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Bismehe Ta3ala,

Assalam Alikum 

My children where do they get their sense of humor?

We are heading to the house, and he sees the enterence of the building clean from garbage, dead coackroaches and footprints.

He says oh the coackroaches are visiting us for silat al rahm.

I look at him and said what?

He is covering his mouth and laughing.

M3 Salamah, Fe Amin Allah 

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