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Islamic Jokes and Humor

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A bit #sectarian, depends on your 2nd degree.

A young man visits a sheikh :

- Mawlana, I don't know why but I can't help feeling myself superior to people

- Son, know that being arrogant prevents you from getting closer to Allah, this is a great sin in Islam, especially to us Shias. We should show the best akhlaq

- But Mawlana, I am not Shia

- What, you are not Shia, so what are you so proud about, you jerk ?

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Just now, hasanhh said:

crisis? "me2" is for...

it is your thinking,

am not using your brain either:yahoo:

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A unbeliever dies and is resurrected on the Last Day.

The unbeliever says, "l was told l'd meet Saint Peter at the Gate."

A Malik says, "You are not going to meet anyone. Now no more talking in ranks", smacking the unbeliever in the mouth.

The unbeliever thinks to himself, "Now where-in-the-Hell am l supposed to go?"

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2 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

intelligence abused not?

You don't know these things

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Here is a real humorous event in history of Islam.

Hazrat Qambar a.s before accepting Islam was a nephew of a king of certain faction. He wanted to marry his daughter. And when he came to ask the hand of his cousin, the father said bring me head of Ali ibn Abu Talib and I shall betroth you to my daughter. Hazrat Qambar a.s took his belongings and weapons and went to Medina. When he reached Medina, coincidentally, he stopped at the farm where Ameerul Momineen Imam Ali a.s was working.

Qambar: Where can I find Ali ibn Abu Talib?

Mola Ali: Why do you want to meet him?

Qambar: Because I want his head..

Mola Ali: Why do you want to have a fight with him?

Qambar: Because my uncle had asked me that if I do that he would betroth me to his daughter.

Qambar: By the way, tell me how does he looks and he fights ?

Mola Ali: Well, he has same height as me and I can say that if you beat me, you can beat him too.

Qambar: Ok, let us have a fight, prepare your self.

Mola Ali: Ok, I am ready.

Qambar: With spade ? While I have a better weapon as sword.

Mola Ali: I can fight with it too, lets fight.

Fight starts and after some moments, Imam Ali a.s parries and sits over the chest of Qambar. Qambar begins to cry.

Mola Ali: Why are you crying ?

Qambar: I am crying because I cannot beat you how could I beat him. Imam Ali a.s smiles and after wards Qambar become one of most loved Companions whose status to us is of a teacher and disciple.

Edited by Juma Khan

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