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Cheating and Fighting over Female

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ShiaMan14

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This is one of the hottest topics on Twitter.

There are:

@husbandPenguin

@wifePenguin

@DaughterPenguin

@BrotherPenguin

@grandmotherPenguin

and more.

https://twitter.com/husbandpenguin/with_replies

https://twitter.com/wifepenguin/with_replies

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1 minute ago, shiaman14 said:

@YAli    @Gaius I. Caesar    @DigitalUmmah      @zainabamy      @Laayla        @starlight          @IbnSina

 

Does wifePenguin deserve to be stoned to death for zina?

Hhhhmmm its hard to say... maybe she should have waited for the husband to get back to divorce him and then get with the other guy but then again do penguins get married?

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14 minutes ago, shiaman14 said:

@YAli    @Gaius I. Caesar    @DigitalUmmah      @zainabamy      @Laayla        @starlight          @IbnSina

 

Does wifePenguin deserve to be stoned to death for zina?

 

7 minutes ago, starlight said:

Lol, Can you first get four male adult A'adil penguins to testify against them?

er excuse me have none of you heard of 70 excuses? 

all penguins look the same. maybe she was just short sighted and didn't realise she was doing the hanky panky with someone other than her husband

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14 minutes ago, starlight said:

Lol, Can you first get four male adult A'adil penguins to testify against them?

She was caught on camera and didn't deny it.

5 minutes ago, DigitalUmmah said:

 

er excuse me have none of you heard of 70 excuses? 

all penguins look the same. maybe she was just short sighted and didn't realise she was doing the hanky panky with someone other than her husband

not going to fly DU.

The husband even appealed to her but she enjoyed 2 studs fighting over her. She figured she wins either way.

If this was Afghanistan, Iran or Saudi and not Antartica - she would have been stoned, then halaled, then skewered. But wait,

Is penguin halal?

Is a cheatin' penguin halal?

I hope the marajae provide a unanimous ruling lest we get into another debate about this. 

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24 minutes ago, starlight said:

Lol, Can you first get four male adult A'adil penguins to testify against them?

Lol... Erm... Why have four when you can have 24 Million (albeit humans) 

remember this crime watch captured on camera. 

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2 minutes ago, shiaman14 said:

Is penguin halal?

Is a cheatin' penguin halal?

All things are halal until proven haram, just don't expect it to taste like KFC. 

 

8 minutes ago, DigitalUmmah said:

all penguins look the same. maybe she was just short sighted and didn't realise she was doing the hanky panky with someone other than her husband

That's probably what happened. The missus had a lot of peanut butter between her small little bird brain. 

 

26 minutes ago, zainabamy said:

but then again do penguins get married?

Nope, they just waddle around, eat fish and sound like a squeaky toy when fighting. 

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1 minute ago, Gaius I. Caesar said:

There's not much to believe, whichever story fits with the video is pretty much the truth. 

Now take the narrator out of the picture. It could be that the penguin we thought was the husband was actually the HOMEWRECKER trying to break up a happy marriage and the real husband won.

Dont forget the power of the media.

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15 minutes ago, shiaman14 said:

The husband even appealed to her but she enjoyed 2 studs fighting over her. She figured she wins either way.

could this be a metaphor for the duality of life and the grim inevitability of death? are *we* the female penguins enjoying our nafs killing themselves over us? HOW DEEP DOES IT GO

16 minutes ago, shiaman14 said:

I hope the marajae provide a unanimous ruling lest we get into another debate about this. 

I got a reply from a marja. they said "who are you and why do you keep emailing us"

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3 minutes ago, shiaman14 said:

Now take the narrator out of the picture. It could be that the penguin we thought was the husband was actually the HOMEWRECKER trying to break up a happy marriage and the real husband won.

Dont forget the power of the media.

Oh my god, you are absolutely right!

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8 minutes ago, shiaman14 said:

Now take the narrator out of the picture. It could be that the penguin we thought was the husband was actually the HOMEWRECKER trying to break up a happy marriage and the real husband won.

Dont forget the power of the media.

Whoohooo 

+100

Thank you for restoring my faith in penguinity.

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10 minutes ago, starlight said:

Whoohooo 

+100

Thank you for restoring my faith in penguinity.

You were correct. This is exactly why Islam needs the testimony of 4 Adil people before convicting.

Media makes heroes and villans per their agenda.

@zainabamy - faith should be restored :)

 

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