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The Lynx explained to Ali that he was a being of multiple dimensions, able to weave through not only time and space but also other planes of existence that humans had no knowledge of. That he could both exist and not exist in alternate realities simultaneously and that he had a grasp of time beyond the imaginations of mere mortals. He told Ali of another reality, one in which he was simple a figment of the collective imaginations of a group of people with too much time on their hands, with too much of an imagination and a surprisingly horrible ability to stick to a damn theme, a group who would turn from sci-fi to romance to fantasy to religious exposition to psycho thriller in mere seconds. He told Ali that he - and his reality - were the playthings of this group, that he was at the whim of 15-year olds far too insistent on being called 'beast'.

 

Ali shuddered at the thought and feared for his future. "How may I fight these insolent children, then, O wise Lynx?" he asked. The Lynx replied, "...

Edited by Khadim uz Zahra

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Ali went back to his mansion  muttering Rosebud....rosebud under his breathe. What was lynx trying to tell him. Ali opened his curtains and saw that hundreds of thousands of girls yelling out his name and holding huge signs. He sighed. It was tough being a gorgeously stunning  handsome Lebanese.  His mom closed the curtains and frowned. "Alloush, your going to marry Marmalade, so dont get any ideas."  Ali walked out of the room. He didnt want to marry Marmalade, he adored the single  life for now, and  wanted to take his career further. Just then Marmalade walked in the door and threw herself at his feet. Not this again he thought.

"Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii she called out in a hoarse voice, I've come to take your soul." Just then her perfectly manicured fingers turned into a lynx paw and a flash of white and glitter  clouded the room as Ali and the Lynx teleported to another dimension.

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The Lynx explained to Ali that he was a being of multiple dimensions, able to weave through not only time and space but also other planes of existence that humans had no knowledge of. That he could both exist and not exist in alternate realities simultaneously and that he had a grasp of time beyond the imaginations of mere mortals.

 

Ali shuddered at the thought and feared for his future. "How may I fight these insolent children, then, O wise Lynx?" he asked. The Lynx replied, "...

First of all, my name is "Schrodinger".....

Ali went back to his mansion  muttering Rosebud....rosebud under his breathe. What was lynx trying to tell him. Ali opened his curtains and saw that hundreds of thousands of girls yelling out his name and holding huge signs. He sighed. It was tough being a gorgeously stunning  handsome Lebanese.  His mom closed the curtains and frowned. "Alloush, your going to marry Marmalade, so dont get any ideas."  Ali walked out of the room. He didnt want to marry Marmalade, he adored the single  life for now, and  wanted to take his career further. Just then Marmalade walked in the door and threw herself at his feet. Not this again he thought.

"Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii she called out in a hoarse voice, I've come to take your soul." Just then her perfectly manicured fingers turned into a lynx paw and a flash of white and glitter  clouded the room as Ali and the Lynx teleported to another dimension.

Where they found...

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Sanjeev was pinned to the wall silently screaming as devils and jins where throwing poop at him.  The lynx turned to Ali and told him, "Ali we are in hell now, your friend Sanjeev used to look at porn and do haram, that is why he is a mute in the first place." Ali looked at Sanjeev, there eyes briefly met, Sanjeev was mouthing "stop DA poop HELP ME". Ali had the urge to  yell back "You mean "the", but he held his tongue as he saw another poop ball being hurled at Sanjeev. Lynx snaped it's paw  nails and they went to another dimension. This time,  they entered a beautiful garden filled with ancient greek relics and a marvelous marble water fountain adorned the middle of this garden. There was a path way leading up to a mansion up  on a private mountain.

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Ali  notices that  his mind is  more alert and he has plenty of energy after eating some chocolate.  He puts as much chocolate as he can in a sack as the lynx snaps his claws once  as they whirl back home. Ali  shares the chocolate miracle with his family, and they store the rest for safe keeping. The lynx  had vanished only to return three days later while Ali was playing soccer with his brothers and friends in the backyard.  This time lynx hid in a tree, drinking turkish coffee. It pierced its eyes on Ali's brother, Hussien whom was the goalie. Suddenly Hussien's eyes became glass-like and he dropped the ball he had caught. The lynch clenched his claw and  Hussien grew angry and he started attacking his 8 brothers and their family friend, Samy.

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Ali departed to the beautiful land of Qom to pursue Hawzah studies.

Edited by :Fatima:

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He decided to invite some friends over for dinner and have the bison stew together. After dinner Ali and his friends held a deep intellectual discussion on the importance of Prayer. 

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And now I, The Star Lynx, the heir of Chronos, Titan of Time, must ask you ,O Ali, now fortified with fry-bread and bison stew,to take your companions and your mighty sword, and travel with me to the future to rescue my beloved daughter, Ark'rekseb Por Jekh.

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"Sure" said Ali, "i'll just have another bowl of this delicious stew, dust off the old chainmail suit and be right with you". Ali had another bowl of stew and then another bowl and then two helpings of trifle and some crackers and cheese and then another bowl of trifle and then a coffee and another bowl of trifle and a mint tea with honey and then another bowl of trifle. When Ali found his chainmail suit he couldnt get it past his shoulders.

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(This thread is reminding me of the song from " You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown"...." A Book Report on Peter Rabbit".)

But the Star Lynx said, " Forget the chain mail, already! It's useless against the foe you will face! Come quickly through the time portal with me! And bring the rest of that stew and fry-bread!"

Edited by LeftCoastMom

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(Peanuts was my favourite!)

 

Ali discarded the chainmail and hunted down some tupperware. With the remaining stew secured, he had another bowl of trifle and then leapt onto the lynx's back.

 

"Gesundheit!' he shouted, punching the air with his fist, and off they ambled into the portal.

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After 9 days in the portal Ali and the lynx arrived in a familiar land, an updated familiar land with a simpler and more efficient format.

'Look!' said Ali 'now my notifications pop up near the task bar with an alert and i can use @ to show people im responding to them without having to quote them'.

'That may be so' says the lynx 'but theres no naray haideri in the emoticons list'.

'Ah, true' said Ali with a sad face that cant be depicted in emoticon form either.

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The sadness was just too much. Ali was beyond demented and depressed now. In a possessed fit he goes mad and pulls out a 50 cal handgun loaded with holy silver bullets the slaying by them any time machines or angels or devils can not undo, and shoots the Lynx through the ears. The Lynx jumps in the air spurting blood from its mouth "Argh!" and drops dead in a pool of blood. Ali laughing maniacally empties the clip into the Lynx, turning it into a pin cushion but saves the last bullet for himself and kills himself too. Then the Devil/Iblis/Shaytan appears and so does the angel of death who drag the Lynx's and Ali's souls to the deepest hell, to be locked and punished for all eternities. Ali's becomes just another lost and insignificant tale among the victims statistics of dementia and to the rest of the worlds.

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3 hours ago, apofomysback said:

Can't we resurrect Ali? Poor thing..

oh and the Lynx too

Never, Ali stole my dream wife; So he shall remain dead as the dinosaurs. Plus, he's a soosooli malang.

Edited by Gaius I. Caesar

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7 hours ago, Gaius I. Caesar said:

Never, Ali stole my dream wife; So he shall remain dead as the dinosaurs. Plus, he's a soosooli malang.

i don't know what a soosooli thingie is,but your dream wife is a phantasmagoric ,inter dimensional time warping Lynx?

Cool...a bit kinky, but cool.


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13 hours ago, Darth Vader said:

The sadness was just too much. Ali was beyond demented and depressed now. In a possessed fit he goes mad and pulls out a 50 cal handgun loaded with holy silver bullets the slaying by them any time machines or angels or devils can not undo, and shoots the Lynx through the ears. The Lynx jumps in the air spurting blood from its mouth "Argh!" and drops dead in a pool of blood. Ali laughing maniacally empties the clip into the Lynx, turning it into a pin cushion but saves the last bullet for himself and kills himself too. Then the Devil/Iblis/Shaytan appears and so does the angel of death who drag the Lynx's and Ali's souls to the deepest hell, to be locked and punished for all eternities. Ali's becomes just another lost and insignificant tale among the victims statistics of dementia and to the rest of the worlds.

Ali found Darth Vader in the hell.

'Whats happening man?' he said.

'Im tired' said Darth.

'me too, but we dont have to rest in here with hunters and prey and become just like them, theyre the most tired of all'. Ali got up and opened a door. Light streamed through the door and shone upon Darth. 'You have to trust yourself more' Said Ali. They both stood up. 'Im going to walk through this door, you can come with me or stay in here' he said and walked out. Darth followed him and they dissolved in the light.

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