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Un touriste suisse originaire du Valais a eu la mauvaise idée de brancher son four à raclette sur la prise électrique d’un TGV circulant sur la ligne ferroviaire Genève-Lyon. Le courant important consommé par l’appareil a généré une défaillance inattendue du système de sécurité électrique entraînant en cascade la paralysie de tous les trains circulant sur le réseau ferroviaire de la région Grand Est.

http://www.scienceinfo.fr/paralyse-reseau-ferroviaire-pendant-plusieurs-heures-tentant-de-brancher-four-a-raclette-prise-electrique-dun-tgv/

 

Translation:

A Swiss tourist from Valais had the bad idea of plugging his raclette oven into the electrical outlet of a TGV running on the Geneva-Lyon railway line. The large current consumed by the device generated an unexpected failure of the electrical safety system causing a cascade of paralysis of all trains running on the rail network of the Grand Est region.

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Iraq lady calls a London radio station about asylum seekers, this is after the Liverpool bombing by a middle easterner who had recently converted to Christianity.

She tells the host that people do this so that they won't be sent back. And then she says another reason people use so they won't be returned to the Middle East is to claim that they are gay.

And some people claim to be both Christian and gay ...

 

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