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Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]

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I read a Jewish joke the other day (it went something along the lines of:) A rabbi and a taxi driver arrive at the gates of heaven, an angel comes to greet them and immediately ushers the taxi dr

two sodium atoms walking down a street   atom 1: oh no.... searching his pockets...... i lost an electron atome 2: are you sure? atom 1: i am positive.

Told in the mosque by the imam: A flood came and a man climbed a tree. A truck came by and offered the man a ride and the man said, "no thanks, Allah will help me". The water rose and a boat

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l have been watching media "explanations" for events for decades. l am now convinced there is a coalition or committee somewhere that dreams up all these conspiracy theories.

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From a 23April2006  cartoon l found:

"Back in 1952, Gasoline cost 20 cents a gallon. When you pulled up to the pumps, three guys came out and checked your oil and your tires and cleaned your windows," said old grumpy grandfather.

Little boy on his knee: "This must be that thing they call 'Senility'.

Comment: The oil and windows l can remember into the 70s.

lt looks like the paper is the [Chicago] Tribune Review but l can't determine the cartoonist.

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22 minutes ago, Heavenly_Silk said:

@hasanhh

That link isn’t working for me. 

What does that mean? Also, I don’t have cabin fever lol.

Try this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOhKIQAbPiQ 

Your 'jokes' are better. Before l was ascribing the 'lower quality' to the Lockdown.

LINK:  https://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150904-the-bizarre-beasts-living-in-romanias-poison-cave 

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Your best of this thread's posts ever.    :yahoo:

That is the Barf Vader theme, correct?

 

Anyway, this thought was propmted by a detergent commercial:

Do you want to see what your fairy god-mother lookis life?  And this black woman looks over and see a bald, white man hold the product.

My fairy god-mother probably looks like Margaret Hamilton.

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On 5/31/2020 at 12:07 AM, Heavenly_Silk said:

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weren't they supposed to blow on the candles?

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2 hours ago, Heavenly_Silk said:

They do, but that breath still goes on the cake lol.

you think that tradition will be kept though, that of blowing?

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24 minutes ago, Mzwakhe said:

you think that tradition will be kept though, that of blowing?

Not for the time being until the virus dies and maybe not even for the foreseeable future. I think people will be much more vigilant about things for a while. 

Have any poor jokes to share? :) 

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58 minutes ago, Heavenly_Silk said:

Have any poor jokes to share? :) 

no sisters, nothing at the mome, the brain just laughs wherever but hasn't looked to shared a laugh or come across a laugh worth sharing.

Okay, please don't kill me, i love my brother, just that he has this obsession unnecessarily. Here goes,

'class who last won the FIFA soccer world cup?' 

class, 'france' 

@ash is thinking 'damn wahhabis'

 

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Posted (edited)
52 minutes ago, Heavenly_Silk said:

A Gremlin.

So you posted this to spook my lawnmower which then lost a wheel?

Too coincidental to be ignored.  :furious:

l had to look 'gremlin' up. A child's Luddite essentially.

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57 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

So you posted this to spook my lawnmower which then lost a wheel?

Too coincidental to be ignored.  :furious:

l had to look 'gremlin' up. A child's Luddite essentially.

If you’ve seen the movie Gremlins, you’ll get the joke.

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30 minutes ago, Heavenly_Silk said:

If you’ve seen the movie Gremlins, you’ll get the joke.

There's a movie?

ADDED: l looked up the trailer.

So this is what Christopher Clumbus did. He wrote the movie.

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