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On 4/4/2020 at 11:23 PM, Sirius_Bright said:

If this continues, Sunday will lose it's respect. 

Salam for us in Iran Thursday will lose it’s respect because everyday feels like Friday in lockdown.

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Ever since l was knee-high to a cow, l have heared about this here nature-vs-nuture debate on intelligence.

Well, after a dozen years of observation and analysis l have come to the kon-clue-shun that it is only nature that determines intelligence.

Why?  Because of Liza.  After 12 years of being around me, that dumb dog ain't got any smarter than on the day l got her.

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On 4/4/2020 at 9:53 PM, Sirius_Bright said:

If this continues, Sunday will lose it's respect. 

Lol. What day of the week is it today anyway? :ko: I don't even know the number of days I have been away from work. This feels comfy for now though:sunglasses: paid leave with leave days intact.

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23 minutes ago, Nadeemsayyed110 said:

Q) How do Emirati babies cry? 

A) "uae uae..." 

l do not know about how to pronounce that, but l do know how baby gurls cry.

Maa-----nee ...Maa-----nee

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Re-reading these PJs, l made an observation.

Being as inventive as l am, l have devised a new torture.

The paradigm is derived from Heavenly_Silk's posts.

Battling the Refrigerator. Skin Erosion from too much neurotic hand washing.

Smart-Aleck computers . . . or more properly, Smart-Alexa computers.

The new torture? The Maundering Chair.

Maundering, that aimless-speaking of near coherencies.

Therefore, chain someone in a chair in front of repeats

of donald trump's news conferences.

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