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The top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2019

1. “I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets” – Olaf Falafel

2. “Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy” – Richard Stott

3. “What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” – Milton Jones

4. “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows” – Jake Lambert

5. ”A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it” – Ross Smith

6. “Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning” – Ross Smith

https://www.independent.co.United Kingdom/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/edinburgh-festival-fringe-best-funniest-jokes-vegetable-pun-broccoli-2019-a9064436.html

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I was searching for a video on Amazon and came across this review.

You have to admire this person's principles.

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Edited by Haji 2003

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25 minutes ago, Propaganda_of_the_Deed said:

 

Anything CJ related gets my vote of approval. 

"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ..."

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When l read this joke, l immediately thought of @Sumerian --one of ShiaChat's unabashed idealists.

"l asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Two years later l asked her to marry me. Both times she said no."

:rolleyes:"Nothing 'personal' brother, it is just that youthful idealism and worries are a little comical to me."

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6 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

When l read this joke, l immediately thought of @Sumerian --one of ShiaChat's unabashed idealists.

"l asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Two years later l asked her to marry me. Both times she said no."

:rolleyes:"Nothing 'personal' brother, it is just that youthful idealism and worries are a little comical to me."

bruv trust me alotta people call me naive and that.. I just think im optimistic and positive lol

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