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The top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2019

1. “I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets” – Olaf Falafel

2. “Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy” – Richard Stott

3. “What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” – Milton Jones

4. “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows” – Jake Lambert

5. ”A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it” – Ross Smith

6. “Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning” – Ross Smith

https://www.independent.co.United Kingdom/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/edinburgh-festival-fringe-best-funniest-jokes-vegetable-pun-broccoli-2019-a9064436.html

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I was searching for a video on Amazon and came across this review.

You have to admire this person's principles.

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Edited by Haji 2003

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25 minutes ago, Propaganda_of_the_Deed said:

 

Anything CJ related gets my vote of approval. 

"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ..."

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