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Had a hearty laughter over this 

Archaeologists Embarrassed After Farmer Admits to Building 'Ancient' Stone Circle in 1990s

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Hotel in Hong Kong. OK there is a glass door, but still.

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FWIW the hotel is in this area, which is quite trendy. So although you sleep next to the toilet, you pay US$150+ for the privilege.

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The following people supply graduates with gowns for their graduation ceremonies:

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On their website, they have an FAQ section. 

You get the impression that this question is asked quite often and they are not very impressed by the people who ask it!

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Q. I'm not sure what degree I am on.
A. Unfortunately, we are unable to tell you what you have been studying for, please ask your course tutor or the university or college registry.




 

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Mom: Hi Honey, So l tried to make a cake for your bake sale but it's burnt

Daughter: =( That's ok, Mom. Try again and double check the ingredients this time

Mom: Oh...I already tried again...it turned out even worse :/ 

Daughter: Oh Mom...you really suck at making things! lol

Mom: Well I suppose that's true, I did make you

Daughter :O

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"...While we're on the subject
of disappointment Claire, I left a hairball in your Louboutins...

Oh, and I'm seeing a Consultant in Endocrinology for cat food from now on. My lawyer will send the papers, just do the decent thing and sign Claire, okay?"

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• Squidward: Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?

• Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

• Squidward: We serve food here, sir.

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In 2014 inspections of products sold in Walmart found that one supplier was selling fox meat instead of donkey meat as on the package.

 

Rein, Shaun. The End of Cheap China : Economic and Cultural Trends That Will Disrupt the World, John Wiley & Sons, Incorporated, 2014. 

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Innocence

 

My nephew had happy early days

No knowledge, no understanding or dread

Of what was to come

The knife of circumcision

 

My father-in-law visiting his son

Knows not that the other side are due to come

And then he’ll be turfed

To my mum’s

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