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The Children of Israel

The boy listened closely as the rabbi read the Bible. 'May I ask a question?' he asked. 'Sure. Go ahead. Ask your question,' replied the rabbi. 'Well, the Bible says that the children of Israel crossed the Red Sea-the children of Israel built the temple-the children of Israel did this and the children of Israel did that. Didn't the grown-ups ever do anything?'

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16 hours ago, Jin Jin said:

Kids in Church

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

l hope you observed that the division of labor, domestic labor, has a Biblical basis.

:grin:

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l was watching the very early morning news this New Year's Day and had this thought:

l know how we can get more muslims into the mosque.

Have a ball drop like in NYC's Times Square.

Fireworks may create a few incendiary hazards ...so we can skip these.

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l did wudu a little bit ago.

When I went to the basin in this New Year's weather,

l could not tell whether it was the floor or my feet that were the coldest.

Edited by hasanhh

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Not a weak joke, but interesting. While searching for hotels in Isfahan, I came across this one:

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g295423-d12879101-Reviews-Attar_Hotel-Esfahan_Isfahan_Province.html

Spot anything interesting?

Scroll down.

All the reviews are excellent. What's strange about that?

There are only 8 of them. And what's strange about that?

They've all only ever reviewed this one hotel.

Photos seem a little too good to be true as well.

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6 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

All the reviews are excellent. What's strange about that?

The German language review (October 14) said "We were the first official guests" and "a few things still did not work smoothly" so the people who gave Excellent reviews in September might have been family and friends of the hotel owner? 

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On ‎1‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 11:11 AM, Jin Jin said:

What is a difference between "accident " and "tragedy"? A: Suppose you with the family are beside a pool. You suddenly push your mother in law into the pool - so it's an accident. If she could swim and gets out, in that case, it's a tragedy!

l had a very good mother-in-law with my ex. She died years before we were marred. True.

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6 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

lf you can read in English, you can write in English.

لا

ربما انت تتعلم لغة العربية

?فهمت

Edited by Intellectual Resistance

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8 hours ago, hasanhh said:

lf you can read in English, you can write in English.

 

8 hours ago, Intellectual Resistance said:

من يضحكون ليس بالقوي

أكره وقت

 

8 hours ago, Intellectual Resistance said:

لا ربما انت تتعلم لغة العربية

فهمت

l wonder if you are incorrigible.    :egg:

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7 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

lf you can read in English, you can write in English.

اللغة ليست إنجليزية

افهمك ما تقول

ولكن لن افعل كذلك

فهمت

طيب

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l was thinking back to about 6 decades ago about skool.

The teacher was talking about clouds.

She said the clouds become heavy with water.

Then she asked, "What do you have when the water falls out of the clouds?"

l answered, "Lighter clouds".

l still do not know why l was sent to the office.

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Saturday night, 06Jan, the news said with flights being turned away for landing, over populated terminals, piles of unsorted baggage, and nobody seemed to know what was going on in the middlle of a blizzard with the entire airport in havoc since Thursday; the passengers started calling JFK lntern'l Airport  "J.F. Kaos" (for 'chaos').

Now this:  http://cnn.com/2018/01/07/us/jfk-airport-flooding/index.html 

l guess this is funny only if you are not there.

This may give some boost to Trump's infrastructure initiatives.

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A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

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l am listening to this crime show on TV.

So apparently, this lawyer tells the police that after returning from a shooting range, he told his wife to reload the pistol while they were in the bedroom while he went to wash his face in the bathroom.   :jamesbond:

The commentator says, "Even l do not find that romantic." 

:hahaha:

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French Cycling Hero Retires: at 106

French cyclist Robert Marchand is retiring at 106 years old.

DeutscheWelle in its news report said in his long and varied and adventurous life the record setting bicyclist will look for new challenges.

:gossip:"l bet he advances to tricycles."  :D

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