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On November 23, 2017 at 8:25 PM, hasanhh said:

In accordance with https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Turkey  2nd definition.

So, my question is: Did bespectacled gramps shoot a liberal or the price changer?

There was also a turkey "pardoning" a turkey a few days ago.

I meant the one with feathers.

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On 11/30/2017 at 1:32 PM, LeftCoastMom said:

" Lost cat! 

Found on my porch. Ate three big cans of tuna. Was muddy so I gave it a bath. Is anyone missing a tabby?"

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You are as "bad" as my aunt and sister about stray animals. My sister found a cat sitting on her car at work and it walked over to her.

0f course, l notice -from the arms- you are either very hairy for a girl or you have hubby doing your "work credits" for you.

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1 hour ago, hasanhh said:

You are as "bad" as my aunt and sister about stray animals. My sister found a cat sitting on her car at work and it walked over to her.

0f course, l notice -from the arms- you are either very hairy for a girl or you have hubby doing your "work credits" for you.

Lol. This was posted up on another site by someone else. I'm not that crazy.

FYI...no, I don't have hairy arms and neither does my husband. Or legs. He does have a full head of hair and a nice long black braid that hangs all the way down his back, however. 

:love:

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Just now, LeftCoastMom said:

Lol. This was posted up on another site by someone else. I'm not that crazy.

FYI...no, I don't have hairy arms and neither does my husband. Or legs. He does have a full head of hair and a nice long black braid that hangs all the way down his back, however. 

:love:

l bet l am "crazier" than you are!

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3 hours ago, LeftCoastMom said:

Since tis the season to be jolly:

The caption read:

" All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names

So he killed them."

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Why do Santini's Reindeer always look like cows with bull elk antlers instead of caribou?

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l was always weight conscience.

My ex was wait conscience, too. She thought it gave her 'control'.

Women-Think. Never understood it. Worse than Orwell.

Anyway l use to hold my stomach in most of the time.

One day, my ex saw me on the bathroom scales holding my stomach in.

She said, "That won't help." And l replied, ... "Sure it does."

"lt is the only way l can see the numbers."

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16 minutes ago, hasanhh said:

l was always weight conscience.

I must say it is very noble of you to link being overweight to the possibility of someone somewhere in the world having less to eat as a result of your behaviour.

The best that most overweight people manage to achieve is being 'weight conscious' and are unable to find space for the moral dimension in their admittedly generous girth.

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6 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

I must say it is very noble of you to link being overweight to the possibility of someone somewhere in the world having less to eat as a result of your behaviour.

The best that most overweight people manage to achieve is being 'weight conscious' and are unable to find space for the moral dimension in their admittedly generous girth.

l do not agree. From spoilage and unsold, the US throws out 30% (according to a TV piece this morning) to 40% (earlier in the Year on a network) of marketable produce.

From the few 3rd World places l have been, the markets have plenty of food, but people cannot afford more than they need.

So this is a problem of economics rather than anything else.

Look at the Turegs. They live in the Sahara and do not starve.

Now, refugee camps is another aspect.

The overweight problem in the West is from High Fructose Corn Syrup/Dextrose(a cover name) affecting our metabolism.

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Removed unwanted images as requested.

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True story.

We were packing to go to Iran on ziarat. My wife asks me, "should I pack some air freshener?". I look at her dumbfounded.

"Air freshener. Air freshener? What do you need that for? We're going to Iran. And you're from Pakistan".

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lt is Sunday, December 24th.

All weekend my TV has had seasonally defective reception.

We are still near the Winter Solstice.

So all l can get is cookies, canines, cats, cooking and chris!mas ...

So l went to my video library to get something more enjoyable.

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, 12 O'clock High (tv series), Cheyenne

That should hold me over until Tuesday.

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Whew! lt is after midnight and l am tired.

l was using my electric chain saw powered with a battery pack, and a converter to plug-in power.

l Iike these things. Relatively quiet, they are.

So l have been going through the neighbor cutting down outside chrlsmas trees and stabbing the inflatables.

And not a single spark can you see.

:dwarf:"Scourge ! You are nothing compared to me."

:book:"Now let me see if l can find Tiny Tiny so l can cut off his wooden leg."

Apologies to C. Dickens.

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On 12/25/2017 at 3:29 AM, hasanhh said:

Whew! lt is after midnight and l am tired.

l was using my electric chain saw powered with a battery pack, and a converter to plug-in power.

l Iike these things. Relatively quiet, they are.

So l have been going through the neighbor cutting down outside chrlsmas trees and stabbing the inflatables.

And not a single spark can you see.

:dwarf:"Scourge ! You are nothing compared to me."

:book:"Now let me see if l can find Tiny Tiny so l can cut off his wooden leg."

Apologies to C. Dickens.

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