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I finally am able to walk again.

As an SC addict, I have been totally incapacitated since 09July.

Obviously, this outage was a communist plot. The raiding of my files and storage, which l could see from the icons for document sharing l could only temporarily stop by shutting off the power at the plug. But the raiding would start again later.

Don't worry folks. All the food codes were never computerized.

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Thurs,28July16

The Democrats are pretending that Hillar is not getting white, working-class support because of sexism.

:hahaha:

That was their theme back in February. It is also not believable --not for men who remember Margaret Chase-Smith, Margaret Thatcher, ...

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And Another Milton Berle:

Teenagers in New Jersey raided a truck throwing out its contents onto the roadway. This included 2,000 pounds of human hair destine for a wig factory.

Police are combing the area for suspects.

 

Note: "combing" here means 'to search thoroughly'.

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Only 61 captives remain in the Guantanamo Bay detention camp, following the largest single transfer out of the notorious facility under the Obama administration.

Fifteen men were sent to the United Arab Emirates on Monday, the Guardian reported, citing an anonymous Obama administration official ahead of the formal announcement from the Pentagon. The Emirates have accepted former inmates of the facility in the past.

 

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:D:ranting:  <--laughing rant combo

Another "Milton Berle"

Go to store on Saturday. l'm Iooking for a juice to buy.

l find this jucie (brand deleted --don't want to get sued) for $2.29. Uhhh

So the same brand of juice and juice type is next to it only it reads: No Sugar Added.

For $2.69

My Question is: How much does it cost not to add sugar?

So how is this another 'Milton Berle' joke? Back in the 70s when sodium became a high-blood-pressure issue, the "King of Late Night", Johnny Carson, said he went to the store, found a can of whatever for X and the same can labled "Without Salt" was several cents more. Carson's question was: "How much does it cost not to add salt?"

My second question is: "How much does it cost not to buy it?"

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I was watching The Giant Claw 1957.

At 32 minutes it had this A-dorable Hillar line which went like this:

"This is now Top Secret so inform everybody involved, those who will become involved, and anybody who might become involved."  :blabla:

 

 

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