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“Of course, people don’t really study history any longer,” he [General Sir Nick Carter - Chief of the Defence Staff] said, pointing to a recent survey of 2,000 people about the First World War. “Fifty per cent thought Winston Churchill was the prime minister at the time, and 10 per cent thought it was Margaret Thatcher; 20 per cent thought we were fighting the French; 6 per cent thought it was President Kennedy’s assassination that triggered the war. And when asked what the bloodiest battle of the war was, 16 per cent voted for Pearl Harbour, 8 per cent for Independence Day, 7 per cent for Hastings and 5 per cent for Helm’s Deep – yes that’s 100 of the 2,000 who were asked – who thought it was a battle in the Lord of the Rings trilogy”.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-theresa-may-russia-china-iran-security-eu-defence-secretary-a8678626.html

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3 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

What did the Arab say to the Jew?

Yosemite.

:hahaha:

l can't find "Yosemite" in the Bible. http://kingjamesbibledictionary.com/Tribes   . Are they like Amormites, Sheckemites or Elamites?

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       Horror in the Air

Trump Orders NORAD to Shoot Down Sleigh

          Bloodiest Christmas Eve Since World War ll

Washington, D.C., Fake News Nutwork,  The first sign that anything was

happening is when a caribou leg tumbled down a chimney and started cooking in the fireplace.

The stunned family called police thinking there was a serial killer on their roof trying to dispose

of evidence.  Police said later they knew it was not human -the smoldering hoof was the key.

ln Washington, a tottering Nanny Pelosi, drunk on power, said in a statement this was a result

of the partial government shutdown. Senate Minority Leader Chuck-it Schumer maintains that

an Open Borders policy would have given lmmigration officials more time to be responsive. "lt's

Trump Terrible. How can anyone with compassion order the shoot down of an incoming sleigh,"

Schumer shrugged as he chugged down another carton of lrish egg-nog.

 

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The Bangladesh Caterers Association (BCA), which represents 12,000 British-Bangladeshi restaurants and takeaways across the country, expressed their concerns that the detrimental impact of Brexit, which the group backed, was a major worry.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-curry-industry-brexit-staff-shortages-bangladesh-catering-association-a8677911.html

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Abbas comes home after a school test. Apparently, they asked him what 3 things he'd take to a desert island. 

He came up with a flashlight for finding his way around in the dark and for signalling, a fishing rod for food and a gun for protection and food. Also, the gun would be useful for lighting fires because it would have a flint. I didn't know this was possible, but told him I was sure no other kids would have thought of that.

"They would if they had watched Scooby Doo", was his reply.

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When we were younger, me aged 16 and my brother 10, I used to tutor him. But I was forbidden from calling him thick or stupid if he made any mistakes.

Years later when he worked for the Ford Motor company he said he finally found out where I'd gotten the name I used to call him in exasperation.

Nippon-Denso were in Ford's supply chain.

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“I think that the number of women fleeing from the Saudi administration and abuse will increase, especially since there is no system to stop them,” said Qunun. “I hope my story encourages other women to be brave and free.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/15/rahaf-al-qunun-i-hope-my-story-encourages-other-women-to-be-brave-and-free

Not sure how long Canadians upholding their principles will continue once planeloads of Saudi women start heeding this advice.

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10 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/15/rahaf-al-qunun-i-hope-my-story-encourages-other-women-to-be-brave-and-free

Not sure how long Canadians upholding their principles will continue once planeloads of Saudi women start heeding this advice.

Here is why I found her story as a poor joke looool  :woot:

 

After barricading herself in the room and refusing to leave for six nights, Qunun said she had expected the authorities to “enter the room and kidnap me” and had contemplated taking her own life.

“That’s why I wrote a goodbye letter. I decided that I would end my life, before I was forced back to Saudi Arabia,” she said. However, as she used Twitter to publicise her plight, abuse and her decision to renounce Islam, her campaign for asylum quickly gathered momentum and support around the world.

“I wanted to be free from oppression and depression,” she told the ABC. “I wanted to be independent. I wouldn’t have been able to marry the person I wanted. I couldn’t get a job without permission.”

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Had a hearty laughter over this 

Archaeologists Embarrassed After Farmer Admits to Building 'Ancient' Stone Circle in 1990s

https://themindunleashed.com/2019/01/ancient-stone-circle-scotland-built-1990s.html?fbclid=IwAR0WBAs4Lii0Wc8y0Ui7zMowVUllcAFchORx-RfPcZ_p0_L0EwiRkiS-6x8

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Hotel in Hong Kong. OK there is a glass door, but still.

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FWIW the hotel is in this area, which is quite trendy. So although you sleep next to the toilet, you pay US$150+ for the privilege.

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