Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[Abu Hassanain]

54 minutes ago, Haji 2003 said:

Salam

he’s a rumor to be preparing to invade Japan. He was watching a documentary on the Toho channel and discovered they have monsters of mass destruction. Can’t have Japan having a Godzilla and it’s not loyal to Trump.

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Reza Pahlavi Resume

 

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Pakistan enters the chat

So for the past 2 months Iranian academic and politicians have been tweeting flawlessly. Now the Pakistani PM enters the chat and posts this.

Doofus can't even copy and paste a tweet properly.

If you look at the second tweet, he has kept the text which shows that the Americans wrote it for him.

Just sad.

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Honestly ...

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[Hameedeh]

19 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

^^^ April 6, 2020. MRI tunnel?

[Haji 2003]

1 hour ago, Hameedeh said:

^^^ April 6, 2020. MRI tunnel?

From Google Gemini:

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The "going to the light" trope refers to the visual metaphor in media where dying or deceased characters move toward a warm, bright light, symbolizing a peaceful transition to heaven or the afterlife. Often associated with near-death experiences, it represents hope, enlightenment, or comfort, but is sometimes subverted to signal danger or false hope. 

 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

I thought this was a parody, but seems to be a genuine Shah supporter

 

[Diaz]

1 hour ago, Haji 2003 said:

I thought this was a parody, but seems to be a genuine Shah supporter

 

The ketchup made the shah hero 

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