Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[Haji 2003]

[The Green Knight]

Just going to leave this here.

"Naad e Abu Bakr" (from a subcontinent book)

[ServantOfMahdi]

1 hour ago, The Green Knight said:

Just going to leave this here.

"Naad e Abu Bakr" (from a subcontinent book)

Ya Allah that's too much! So pathetic! Too much obsessed with hatred for Imam Ali (عليه السلام)! Grammatical mistakes too! Battle fleeing cowards being called upon for removal of hardships, who abandoned the Prophet (صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم) in his hardships in the battle of Uhud fleeing for their lives, when the Prophet (صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم) was commanded – naadi ‘aliyyan (call ‘Ali (عليه السلام)).

[Abu Hassanain]

4 hours ago, ServantOfMahdi said:

Ya Allah that's too much! So pathetic! Too much obsessed with hatred for Imam Ali (عليه السلام)! Grammatical mistakes too! Battle fleeing cowards being called upon for removal of hardships, who abandoned the Prophet (صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم) in his hardships in the battle of Uhud fleeing for their lives, when the Prophet (صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم) was commanded – naadi ‘aliyyan (call ‘Ali (عليه السلام)).

Salam

I have seen them write one for Umar they claimed that the seat runs away when he shows up

In some private Majalis that were not filmed I talked about a little mentioning that the reason he is because when he sees Umar he knows the work is being done. We say such and such Umar Ustad  Shaytan in some of the poetry for the ninth

wallahu Alam 

[Abu Hassanain]

Salam

a Shaikh have a speech on mutah, it’s necessity it’s emphasis doing it once in a lifetime to prove it’s lawful with references and discussion, emphasizing it’s needed for the youth

Later that night, there was a knock on the door young man came the Shaikh said what do you want? It’s late he said I was wondering is your daughter home? He said, shocked for what he said. I want to fulfill the religious conditions mentioned in your sermon 

This is supposedly based on a true story, but who knows

wallahu alam

The moral of the story be careful what you preach in public

[Haji 2003]

That letter

 

[AbdusSibtayn]

BREAKING!!! 

Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky dedicates future Nobel Peace Prize to US President Donald J Trump!!! Trump says, "He's a great guy. He must be made the PM of Norway! "

[AbdusSibtayn]

The news in Washington is that the Iran attack has been put on hold by the Pentagon because Melania Trump is planning her villa in Greenland. 

[Haji 2003]

 

 

[AbdusSibtayn]

BREAKING!!!

US VICE-PRESIDENT J.D. VANCE EXTENDS HIS 'FOLL SAPPORRT SAAAAAR' TO ICE AFTER AGENTS THREATEN TO ARREST AND DEPORT USHA VANCE.

Washington/New Delhi: US Vice President J.D. Vance has declared his steadfast and unqualified 'foll sapporrt saaaar' to the ICE, after some ICE agents threatened to arrest and deport second lady Usha Vance back to India.
Vance also called the ICE agents 'national heroes' for shooting a woman dead, lauding the fact that they weren't hampered by 'left-wing woke political correctness' in discharging their duties, and were willing to shoot women through the head should the need arise.

Later that day, he bellowed in a rally, "Foll Sapporrt Saaaaaaaaaarrrrr!!!!", to a wildly cheering MAGA crowd.

(File Photo Unrelated)

[Abu Hassanain]

Salam

too funny but bizarre incidents that happened to me on a trip to Louisville

So I was on my way to the center and I’m dressed in clerical roads when the car pulls up with like  7 Iraqi they were like get in there’s a lot of rednecks over here so I got in. They said what were you gonna do if you ran into a bunch of rednecks I said  brother don’t worry I was gonna say it’s OK brother for me to marry our first cousins.

The second incident was on the way back, so I’m getting ready to take my clerical robes off change into pajamas for the greyhound. Three young women approached me asking me if I’m a prince blah blah blah can I take them marry them and take them to my kingdom so the time I was living in a senior citizen project with my wife which was not at all peaceful and good like I thought it would be. It’s like a regular project. It was crazy old people instead of crazy young people so anyway, I look at them real serious and said yes sisters I can marry you and take you to my section 8 palace in my Wellfare king they didn’t want to talk to me anymore