Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[PureExistence1]

Not sure if funny or not funny

The Shah’s granddaughter, Iman Pahlavi (daughter of Reza Pahlavi), recently married Bradley Sherman, a Jewish American entrepreneur, in a widely publicized interfaith wedding135. This makes Bradley Sherman the first Jewish member of the Iranian royal family by marriage5.

[AbdusSibtayn]

2 minutes ago, PureExistence1 said:

daughter of Reza Pahlavi

Are we sure that the Yoga trainer isn't the biological father? 

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[Borntowitnesstruth]

6 hours ago, Ashvazdanghe said:

Salam

Bear shape ketchup VS  Prince R.Pahlavi

Green text under the Bear Shape ketchup:  can be eaten with Macaroni    ,  helpful for community , 0.5% fat

Red text under image :                         can not be eaten with Macaroni   , not helpful for community , 30% fat

Thank you brother, May Allah (عزّ وجلّ) bless you.

[Haji 2003]

Randy Fine (again)

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1 hour ago, Haji 2003 said:

Randy Fine (again)

My daily 'hit the gym' reminder/warning from now on-

 

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Clever social media repartee

 

You sound like you were mobile-home schooled.

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Someone pointed out that Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan is Shia - he's Sunni

 

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The name of America's negotiator with the Japanese was Little Boy

 

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[Hamdi999]

On 10/8/2025 at 12:54 PM, Haji 2003 said:

 

[Revert1963]

My first attempt at a meme in Persian 

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Oil discovered in hell

Cheney's dead.

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Day 1 since Mamdani got elected, public schools in NYC are already teaching schoolchildren Arabic numerals

[Hamdi999]

4 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

Day 1 since Mamdani got elected, public schools in NYC are already teaching schoolchildren Arabic numerals

Look at what he did to the statue of liberty:

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I thought this was a parody, but the person who posted it on Twitter seems a legit journalist

 

 

 

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An oldie but a goody

[AbdusSibtayn]

BREAKING!!!!

As per alarming incoming reports, the Iranian town of Barandaz Gohbokhor (click on the link for source) has fallen to the rioters! Media reports this as the beginning of a regime change! (See verified image of the town's takeover attached below!!)
 

The Clown Crown Prince-in-exile, Reza Pahalavi, announced the formation of his new cabinet over Instagram group chat; he later went live to address the nation, but had to end his stream abruptly when people began to flood the live comments section with 'your wife's yoga trainer!'

President Donald Trump, when asked for his reaction, said 'Yes, I like it...I really do! Looks like prime free real estate!!!!!!!', with a serious expression. 
 

Arawsh (yes, he insists it be pronounced this way) Khabeesi, Iranian-American CEO of the crypto firm 'Takesmoney', and dissident leader, told BBC and CNN in an interview that they will level the Tahrir Square in Tehran and build a Holcocaust Memorial in its place, with a special 'IDF Martyrs' Wailing Wall', and also a Trump Tower.
 

Stay tuned for more exciting news!!!!

Edited January 8 by AbdusSibtayn

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