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[Haji 2003]

 

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Also at the meeting with Netanyahu was John Hagee, the televangelist and founder of Christians United for Israel who has backed Israel’s expansion as a route toward Armageddon, after which “there will be 1,000 years of perfect peace, no presidential elections, no fake news, none of all of this nonsense”.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/07/trumps-gaza-plan-suggests-his-pro-settler-advisers-are-in-the-ascendant

[Haji 2003]

Vote for clowns get a circus

 

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Here is a sample of resolutions proposed by Republican lawmakers in the past few weeks:

1. Florida’s Ann Paulina Luna wants Congress to pass a law adding Trump’s likeness to Mount Rushmore alongside presidents such as George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to reflect his “towering legacy”
2. New York’s Claudia Tenney proposes to make Trump’s June 14 birthday a federal holiday alongside Washington’s;
3. a bill from Tennessee’s Andy Ogles would amend the US constitution to allow Trump to run for a third term so he has time to restore “America to greatness”.
4. North Carolina’s Addison McDowell would rename Washington’s Dulles airport the Donald J Trump International Airport to thank him for the new “golden age of America”.

 

https://www.ft.com/content/843b18e3-7f37-4a82-8c5c-c2875a49c2c8

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Cuck corner #1

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He fought alongside US troops, notably in Afghanistan, and for a time was Denmark's most senior officer there. He counted 58 rocket attacks during his duty.

"After JD Vance's statement on Greenland, the president's disrespect for internationally acknowledged borders, I took the Stars and Stripes down and the medal has been put away," Soren says, his voice breaking a little.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmjewpkje9o

[Shian e Ali]

Here's a PJ about daylight savings. 

They say, 789. Every March, I see that 382. 

[Haji 2003]

 

 

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Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist

[Haji 2003]

Paula White-Cain

 

[Haji 2003]

9 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

Paula White-Cain

Looks like that for the next four years she will be the gift that keeps giving (for this board anyway).

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[Syed Ali Mehdi Shah Naqvi]

I got a new pen that can write under water.

It can write other words too.

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Suspected spies

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The [social media] posts are part of a CIA effort to rebuild its spy network in China after the country’s Ministry of State Security more than a decade ago imprisoned or executed dozens of Chinese citizens suspected of spying for the US. Beijing discovered their identities after discovering the covert communications systems CIA operatives were using with their assets.

https://www.ft.com/content/762025aa-52f1-42d0-828c-87ba17eb53bd

 

Well obviously they were more than suspected spies, if the CIA had to rebuild its network once they had been caught by the Chinese!

[Haji 2003]

[mahmood8726]

2 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

What she did instead was write a letter to al quaeda in syria and they said they were talking to old evil politicians like her.

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[Ashvazdanghe]

On 5/23/2025 at 9:26 PM, Haji 2003 said:

Salam

Swiss Halal Butcher Caught Selling Pork To Muslims For Three Years

According to Morocco World News, the Swiss butcher reportedly sold 3.1 tons of pork to his Islamic customers, telling them it was halal and trying to pass it off as calf meat.

 

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Now, the man is facing six months of jail time and is being fined 18,000 Swiss francs, which equates to roughly $18,860. He was charged with “fraud and misrepresentation.”

https://www.halaltimes.com/halal-butcher-sold-pork-muslims-3-years-hes-seriously-hot-water/

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2014/11/123714/switzerland-halal-butcher-sold-pork-to-muslim-customers-for-3-years/

Edited May 25, 2025 by Ashvazdanghe

[Haji 2003]

Hindi speakers are having issues with speaking Kannada in the Indian state of Karnataka and now ...

 

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[Heavenly_Silk]

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[Gaius I. Caesar]

On 6/5/2025 at 6:17 PM, Heavenly_Silk said:

Ban the balaclava first, you cowards, lol.

[Haji 2003]

I thought this was a parody account - but there is such a congressman

 

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[AbdusSibtayn]

12 minutes ago, Haji 2003 said:

 

All the fun would be lost in translation so not doing that yet. Will do so upon request. 

[AbdusSibtayn]

On 6/14/2025 at 2:03 PM, Haji 2003 said:

I thought this was a parody account - but there is such a congressman

 

Subtitles: 'My name is there in the Epstein Files'. 

[AbdusSibtayn]

[Borntowitnesstruth]

21 hours ago, AbdusSibtayn said:

All the fun would be lost in translation so not doing that yet. Will do so upon request. 

Please translate it for me.

[Ashvazdanghe]

29 minutes ago, Borntowitnesstruth said:

Please translate it for me.

Salam

Bear shape ketchup VS  Prince R.Pahlavi

Green text under the Bear Shape ketchup:  can be eaten with Macaroni    ,  helpful for community , 0.5% fat

Red text under image :                         can not be eaten with Macaroni   , not helpful for community , 30% fat

Edited June 17, 2025 by Ashvazdanghe

[AbdusSibtayn]

2 hours ago, Borntowitnesstruth said:

Please translate it for me.

Sure here goes:

'Ketchup'  vs 'Prince Reza Pahalavi'

-Edible with            - Not edible with

Macaroni                     macaroni. 

- Fit for college         -Not fit for college*

- 0.5% fat content     -30% fat content**

 

*refers to his failed academic life. He was a nuisance at Williams College, Cambridge and later dropped out of Cairo University because he sucked at studies. 

** More like 60% fat content. 

Edited June 17, 2025 by AbdusSibtayn