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[Haji 2003]

 

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Also at the meeting with Netanyahu was John Hagee, the televangelist and founder of Christians United for Israel who has backed Israel’s expansion as a route toward Armageddon, after which “there will be 1,000 years of perfect peace, no presidential elections, no fake news, none of all of this nonsense”.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/07/trumps-gaza-plan-suggests-his-pro-settler-advisers-are-in-the-ascendant

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Vote for clowns get a circus

 

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Here is a sample of resolutions proposed by Republican lawmakers in the past few weeks:

1. Florida’s Ann Paulina Luna wants Congress to pass a law adding Trump’s likeness to Mount Rushmore alongside presidents such as George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to reflect his “towering legacy”
2. New York’s Claudia Tenney proposes to make Trump’s June 14 birthday a federal holiday alongside Washington’s;
3. a bill from Tennessee’s Andy Ogles would amend the US constitution to allow Trump to run for a third term so he has time to restore “America to greatness”.
4. North Carolina’s Addison McDowell would rename Washington’s Dulles airport the Donald J Trump International Airport to thank him for the new “golden age of America”.

 

https://www.ft.com/content/843b18e3-7f37-4a82-8c5c-c2875a49c2c8

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[Haji 2003]

Cuck corner #1

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He fought alongside US troops, notably in Afghanistan, and for a time was Denmark's most senior officer there. He counted 58 rocket attacks during his duty.

"After JD Vance's statement on Greenland, the president's disrespect for internationally acknowledged borders, I took the Stars and Stripes down and the medal has been put away," Soren says, his voice breaking a little.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmjewpkje9o

[Shian e Ali]

Here's a PJ about daylight savings. 

They say, 789. Every March, I see that 382. 

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[Haji 2003]

Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist

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Paula White-Cain

 

[Haji 2003]

9 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

Paula White-Cain

Looks like that for the next four years she will be the gift that keeps giving (for this board anyway).

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[Haji 2003]

[Syed Ali Mehdi Shah Naqvi]

I got a new pen that can write under water.

It can write other words too.

[Haji 2003]