Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[mahmood8726]

Lebanese fascist "christian":

"We don't look like Arabs, were pheonecians and have remained that way for 3000 years without mixing with them"

"Were white, we don't look like these Arabs, we love France and the french"

Also the leaders of said lebanese fascist group: 

 

Edited November 13, 2024 by mahmood8726

[Heavenly_Silk]

[AbdusSibtayn]

[AbdusSibtayn]

How pathetic an existence.... 

[AbdusSibtayn]

Nobody:

Global South diversity quota liberal arts students filling their US university application forms:

Edited December 7, 2024 by AbdusSibtayn

[AbdusSibtayn]

On 11/14/2024 at 3:14 AM, mahmood8726 said:

Lebanese fascist "christian":

"We don't look like Arabs, were pheonecians and have remained that way for 3000 years without mixing with them"

"Were white, we don't look like these Arabs, we love France and the french"

Also the leaders of said lebanese fascist group: 

 

I have another one, and another one... 

[Haji 2003]

 

[AbdusSibtayn]

[mahmood8726]

[AbdusSibtayn]

[Haji 2003]

 

[ShiaChat Mod]

He: What is the most groundbreaking invention of all time?

Him: The shovel.

[Hameedeh]

The US president-elect recently referred to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as the "governor" of the "Great State of Canada".

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Finally good news, Biden just approved an $8 billion package to fight the wildfires in California... Oh wait that was for Israel to fight hospitals, sorry

[Haji 2003]

There was a Hamas tunnel under James Woods house.

[Haji 2003]

James Woods is Taqqiya.

[mahmood8726]

19 minutes ago, Haji 2003 said:

There was a Hamas tunnel under James Woods house.

[mahmood8726]

On 12/18/2024 at 7:18 PM, Hameedeh said:

The US president-elect recently referred to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as the "governor" of the "Great State of Canada".

[Haji 2003]

If the USA is great again then why did someone invent a USB?

[AbdusSibtayn]

Accurate. 

 

Edited January 13, 2025 by AbdusSibtayn

[AbdusSibtayn]

'Grooming gangs'

[mahmood8726]

14 hours ago, AbdusSibtayn said:

'Grooming gangs'

White supremascists always blaming the migrants when it comes to grooming gangs, even going as far as using debunked statistics and debunked claims, but when savile does it, its suddenly alright. 

[mahmood8726]

The most cursed image yet.

Edited January 16, 2025 by mahmood8726

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Tony the LED sales guy

 

[shafii]

On 11/14/2024 at 3:14 AM, mahmood8726 said:

Lebanese fascist "christian":

"We don't look like Arabs, were pheonecians and have remained that way for 3000 years without mixing with them"

"Were white, we don't look like these Arabs, we love France and the french"

Also the leaders of said lebanese fascist group: 

 

Lol

[mahmood8726]

[Haji 2003]

[AbdusSibtayn]

[Haji 2003]

I don't think this is a parody account

 

[abouzayoussef]

Why do sharks see sea otters as 'comfort food' ? Because the sea otter makes the sharks feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[mahmood8726]

2 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

I don't think this is a parody account

 

Nope, they genuenly blame the Chinese for covid because of the lab. 

 

Same stupidity about russia we saw in the last 3 years, but now about China, that's classic republican retardation.

[Guest Imām Zayd al-Shahīd]

What is the dream of every hedgehog in Yemen? 

 

To be Hyper like Sonic and be sent on a combat mission to Tel Aviv

[Haji 2003]