Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[hawdini]

On 7/24/2024 at 4:53 AM, AbdusSibtayn said:

Salwa, OTOH, dons a perfunctory 'hijab' which is nothing more than a rag thrown around her (probably empty) head, and with her obnoxious makeup, hideous cosmetic surgery, fake dental-bonded teeth and deranged chimp-like moronic grin, fitting more into the 'PoC Muslimah gurrrl powa don't-judge-me pRoGrEsSiVe' hipster aesthetics than into rules of genuine islamic modesty. She is both a mutabarrijah and a munafiqah. 

this is a clear example of someone who is religious but has no akhlaq, you really think imam ali as would make fun of her like you just did? 

[AbdusSibtayn]

On 8/10/2024 at 12:09 PM, 123xo said:

Inshallah you'll have a wife like Bridgette Macron. 
 

Also just a srs Q, Does your beard connect? 

Ans 1: I'm not looking to get married. Also, isn't this thread about poor jokes? 

Ans 2: No. 

Edited August 11, 2024 by AbdusSibtayn

[AbdusSibtayn]

12 hours ago, hawdini said:

this is a clear example of someone who is religious but has no akhlaq, you really think imam ali as would make fun of her like you just did? 

I think you are right. 

Thanks for your naseeha. 

Edited August 11, 2024 by AbdusSibtayn

[Haji 2003]

 

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https://x.com/WazSwindlehurst/status/1829051319719453105

 

[Haji 2003]

Whoever put the 's' in 'fast food' is a marketing genius.

[Jhon Steve]

On 9/2/2024 at 2:28 PM, Haji 2003 said:

Whoever put the 's' in 'fast food' is a marketing genius.

Fast food should actually be called fat food because eating it regularly can lead to weight gain and several health problems. Consuming a lot of fast food can be very harmful to our bodies, increasing the risk of serious issues like heart attacks. It’s important to be aware of the negative effects of eating too much fast food and make healthier choices for a better lifestyle.

[Hameedeh]

Question: What do you call a French man who was attacked by a cat?

Answer: I don't know. What?

Claude

 

[Haji 2003]

Airport dining

[Haji 2003]

Tried biscuits in gravy. Not sure why Americans rave about it.

[Haji 2003]

Doonesbury comic on Israel's invasion of Lebanon, 1982

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[Dreamcatcher]

Hatred in the Heart for Ali (عليه السلام) and expecting to enter Jannah?
Inna Lillah e Wa Inna Ilayhe Rajeoon

https://imgur.com/a/1MtSill

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[Essentials123]

 The Yemeni internet celebrity, Dulla Mulla, is funny. 

 

[Haji 2003]

You have to watch the video - to get the joke

 

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[Haji 2003]

Unfortunate news coming out of Iran as Major General Ghormeh Sabzi is now officially under arrest pending further investigations.

[AbdusSibtayn]

12 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

Unfortunate news coming out of Iran as Major General Ghormeh Sabzi is now officially under arrest pending further investigations.

I can personally attest to this. Ayatollah Amameh Gozari of the judiciary issued the arrest warrant. I was the mailman who delivered the envelope to the Doogh Squad. 

[AbdusSibtayn]

'Pleaeze, j-joe? '

[AbdusSibtayn]

Context: I am South Asian/Desi.

[Haji 2003]

Hurricanes in America

 

[Heavenly_Silk]

[AbdusSibtayn]

Nice resume. 

[AbdusSibtayn]

'So.... I'd like to tell you that our company has the most diversity hires....we really try our best to be as inclusive as possible.... I think our vast and varied talent pool is our USP... '

Edited October 21, 2024 by AbdusSibtayn

[mahmood8726]

Non wahabbi: Bashar's army is like 90% sunni.

Wahabbi: They're technically kuffars because they fight for a secular kaffir government.

Non wahabbi: How is this relevant to Bashar army not being shia mus-

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[Haji 2003]

Netanyahu sacked Gallant today

[Essentials123]

3 minutes ago, Haji 2003 said:

Netanyahu sacked Gallant today

 

Yep, I was just reading about this. Not what I expected today. 

[Haji 2003]

Watch this