Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[notme]

21 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

uses symbol of Muslim person praying, but because the floor is open to rain, it can't be used by Muslims

That symbol could be any faith.  I suppose it was a nice gesture anyway.  

[Haji 2003]

1 hour ago, notme said:

That symbol could be any faith.  I suppose it was a nice gesture anyway.  

True. But any faith that has kneeling would find it hard to do so on wet pavement.

[Haji 2003]

[Hameedeh]

What did one nut say when chasing another nut?

I'm a cashew. 

[Shian e Ali]

Why don't scientists trust stairs?

... because they're always up to something.

[Haji 2003]

From the river to the sea ...

“Folks, we need to stop using the chant from the River to Sea. Palestine will be free. You are asking to wipe out the whole of Israel. And that is anti Semitic. Instead what you should say is: from the east bank of the Jordan River, including Jenin and the Jenin refugee camp, Tulkarm and Nablus, Nablus until the first checkpoint, and if they let you pass, skip Israeli cities, Qalqilya, Fasa until the next checkpoint advance through Palestinian cities, until the end of the Wes Bank. Ramalah, East Jerusalem, Bethlehem, Efrat, and Hebron, refugee camps like Aida and Dheyste, skipping all of Israel, then you go all the way to Gaza, bordering cities that you won't pass through, Sedrot, Ashkelon, Netviot and Ashdod, progressing through Gaza City, and Khan Younis until the Mediterranean Sea, Palestine will be free”

https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat/status/1734647399799218225

 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

There's stupid and then there's Jenna Ellis

 

And not just some random either.

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As a constitutional law attorney, former senior legal advisor and personal counsel to President Donald J. Trump, Jenna Ellis believes in the rule of law and the importance of integrity in our elections. In each episode of the Jenna Ellis Show, she will tackle the critical cultural and legal issues our country faces.

https://salempodcastnetwork.com/podcasts/jenna-ellis-podcast

[Haji 2003]

On 12/17/2023 at 4:29 PM, Haji 2003 said:

There's stupid and then there's Jenna Ellis

 

She has competition:

 

[Haji 2003]

This is the son of the King of Bahrain ... joining the fight against the Houthis

[Haji 2003]

'Nikki Haley'

On the left. 

Michael Jackson wannabe.

[Haji 2003]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F282yDtXMAAOQnw?format=jpg&name=small

[Haji 2003]

 

[Haji 2003]

 

[SO SOLID SHIA]

My ex girlfriend Ella was half Lebanese half Jordanian....

Arab-Ella

[Haji 2003]

 

[Haji 2003]

Friendly neighbourhood

 

[Haji 2003]

 

[Haji 2003]

Illegal settler votes on whether or not to deport all Arabs

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“I am more scared than I was before. I don’t think we should kick out all the Arab workers, but I think we do need to be more careful. I voted for someone who said they would prioritise that,” said Odeya, a 30-year-old who cast her vote in the West Bank settlement of Efrat, regarded as illegal under international law.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/03/ultra-orthodox-and-far-right-make-gains-in-israeli-local-elections

[Haji 2003]

It’s in Dutch but given the liberal western mindset these days you can work it out

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Finkelstein compares Charlie Hebdo to Der Sturmer

 

 

[AbdusSibtayn]

 

[AbdusSibtayn]

I am this kid. 

[Shian e Ali]

23 hours ago, AbdusSibtayn said:

I am this kid. 

But did he survive the Rumbling?

[SO SOLID SHIA]

This isn't actually a joke. Who can relate?

[LunaLoom]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

[SO SOLID SHIA]

@Hameedeh why did you delete your vegan joke. It was so bad that it was good! Isn't that the point of this thread.

 

Okay so what did the shia hadeeth writer say when he was full up?

Kafi!

 

 

[SO SOLID SHIA]

What did the shia hadith writer say to his friend when he was getting angry?

 

Ahkam down bro!

[SO SOLID SHIA]

Peshawar 

 

Peshawar Nights 

[AbdusSibtayn]

12 hours ago, SO SOLID SHIA said:

Peshawar 

 

Peshawar Nights 

This one is only for the elites. 

[SO SOLID SHIA]

10 hours ago, AbdusSibtayn said:

This one is only for the elites. 

 

Ok I made this one up a long time ago though.....

 

How many supreme leaders are there in Iran ?

Khamenie can there be ? There's only one

[realizm]

13 days late but anyway.

[realizm]

 

@SO SOLID SHIA @AbdusSibtayn 

Two must-read for any Muslim.

[SO SOLID SHIA]

9 minutes ago, realizm said:

 

@SO SOLID SHIA @AbdusSibtayn 

Two must-read for any Muslim.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you wanna play this game bro ! That was a good one btw  I got some heat for you Feesabeelillah