Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[Haji 2003]

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[Haji 2003]

https://rumble.com/v2lpezq-project-veritas-exposes-bud-lights-new-marketing-plan.html

[AbdusSibtayn]

 

[AbdusSibtayn]

I am one of those people, or maybe even four of them. 

[Hameedeh]

Wanted to read the ChatGPT topic and accidentally clicked on LGBT thread. 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

A Muslim kid told some teacher he has 2 mummies.

The school got excited and starting telling everyone how brave he is to accept LGBT stuff as a Muslim etc. 

Anyway turns out his dad has 2 wives

[realizm]

On 5/10/2023 at 9:02 AM, Haji 2003 said:

I did not get it? 

[Haji 2003]

26 minutes ago, realizm said:

I did not get it? 

Academic books can be very expensive. Not so much of an issue where people work off photocopies etc. 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

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[Heavenly_Silk]

[Irfani313]

6 hours ago, Haji 2003 said:

If I’m getting the joke, it should read, “In a room of 1000 people, you should be smarter than 910 of them.”

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Secular Muslim Zionist

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Former Miss Iraq, Sarah Idan, has announced US Congress candidacy in California's 30th District as a Democrat. Idan told The Algemeiner that if she wins, she will be the first Iraqi female immigrant “and secular Muslim Zionist” to be elected to Congress

Link would take you to her Miss Iraq costume ... 

[Revert1963]

Within the Shia community there are 4 different sects. The Fivers, The Seveners, The Twelvers and the MI5'ers 

[Guest guest]

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side!

[AbdusSibtayn]

[Heavenly_Silk]

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

[AbdusSibtayn]

Yes. 

 

Edited July 1, 2023 by AbdusSibtayn
Wrong pic

[AbdusSibtayn]

Salamun alaikum, 
After much thought, I have decided to support the LGBTQ movement. 

I therefore support LGBTQ-

Let's
Go
By
The
Quality. 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Marjorie Taylor Greene attacked Biden - so they put her words into an ad for him

 

[Haji 2003]

[AbdusSibtayn]

On 7/22/2023 at 12:54 PM, Haji 2003 said:

Good. Muslims need to learn to engage good lawyers and game the legal system. So long as the kuffar know that there are going to be consequences, they'll stay in their lanes. 

[Haji 2003]

Macron will need to fix his own aircon now ...