Poor Jokes - [OFFICIAL THREAD]

[Haji 2003]

Found this on Quora:

Cela me rappelle cette anecdote à propos de George W. Bush qui fulminait contre les Français : "It's absolutely impossible to do any business with the French, they don't even have a word for enterprise!". (Entreprendre => entreprise = to undertake => undertaking ou enterprise).

 

Bush criticised the French for not having a word for ‘enterprise’ but the English word comes from French.

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

 

[Guest gueSt]

For a while, I was a vegetarian. It was a miss steak. 

[Haji 2003]

[Ibn-e-Muhammad]

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun placed a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching."

Further down the line, there was a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

[Haji 2003]

Marjorie Taylor Greene

 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

These two posts appeared side by side on my twitter timeline

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Caesar Salad

[Dawid Das]

Humans are animals

[Haji 2003]

https://twitter.com/zli__/status/1574715750870388742?s=20&t=O2nzaxRIlmG4l42wtPVgvw

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Erdogan's table tennis technique

I'm no expert but this is odd.

[ShiaChat Mod]

I heard this joke recently but it's probably old. LOL

I've started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, vegetable. Some day I will be a Bouillonaire. 

[Heavenly_Silk]

[wolverine]

I accidentally drank some invisible ink. Waiting to be seen in the ER (A&E, EW). 

[Haji 2003]

 

[Heavenly_Silk]

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

[wolverine]

I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station (petrol, servo).  

[Haji 2003]

Twitteratis are talking about where to move, one option is Mastodon ... but it seems complicated ...

[Haji 2003]

[ShiaChat Mod]

When someone tells me "Act your age" then I don't know what to do. I've never been this old before.  

[Haji 2003]

Twitter verification just going swell

[Haji 2003]

 

[Haji 2003]

[Haji 2003]

Saudi did not wait till Eid to sacrifice a goat

(It's a reference to Messi).

Quote

GOAT | ɡəʊt | noun informal a person, especially a sports player, who is excellent or the best in their field: 

 

[Haji 2003]

 

[Haji 2003]

In the England vs. USA football game today, some Iranians aren't sure which team to support.