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Got this from the radio & adapted it.

lntroducing Notme's Certified Organic Apples.

She can certified that they's 0rganic because

she sat there all year watching them grow. 

:ko: "Yep, this is a Pour Joke."

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I read a Jewish joke the other day (it went something along the lines of:) A rabbi and a taxi driver arrive at the gates of heaven, an angel comes to greet them and immediately ushers the taxi dr

two sodium atoms walking down a street   atom 1: oh no.... searching his pockets...... i lost an electron atome 2: are you sure? atom 1: i am positive.

Told in the mosque by the imam: A flood came and a man climbed a tree. A truck came by and offered the man a ride and the man said, "no thanks, Allah will help me". The water rose and a boat

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l just saw this pharmaceutical commercial. Now this may only be funny to residents of the West, but here goes.

"Have a headache like a hangover?

Your vision blurry in the morning?

Trouble maintaining your balance?

Then try Psobriety."

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:dwarf: "AAhhhhhh . . . l do not believe it ! "

:shock: "Angry Dwarf is right . . . terrible."

:cry: "l am going to be sick over this oversight."

:mod: "Well here it is now. Dredged from the bowels of Shi'aChat."

Our annual, only once a year, Ramadhan joke:

Ramadhan is the only time l can get a date.

:party:

:thankyou:

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