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Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]

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On 4/2/2014 at 2:59 AM, Inquisitor said:

I'm unsure if a topic especially for PJs exists, but I just went ahead and made one. Post your PJs here, if you will. I'll start :

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New method of breaking up:

A boyfriend threw 6 cricket balls at his girlfriend.

GF: What was that?

BF: It's over baby!

Inappropriate joke.

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Inquisitor:

My guess as to what is allegedly "inappropriate" is that it is 'politically incorrect'. The girl throwing the cricket balls is the only 'acceptable' thing.

White males are politically and automatically guilty of everything.

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On 4/2/2014 at 1:26 PM, hasanhh said:

Inquisitor:

My guess as to what is allegedly "inappropriate" is that it is 'politically incorrect'. The girl throwing the cricket balls is the only 'acceptable' thing.

White males are politically and automatically guilty of everything.

I don't get what is inappropriate. The joke is not about throwing balls at someone. The joke is actually more apt for people following cricket in that in a cricket match bowling 6 balls constitute 'an over'.

But heck, anyway the thread is ruined. It was supposed to be about poor jokes, which people should have let it be and not dig deep to read in between the lines.

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What part of the joke led you to believe the male in question was white?

Because he did something inappropriate or bad or was at fault for something. If the man was anything but white, there would be less accusations and more excuses ("he is a product of his environment", "he is a product of institutionalized racism", "his ills were caused by the white man", etc.)

In today's society the white heterosexual male is looked upon as the greatest evil based only on his race and sexuality. You have to be brown, gay, or a woman to get anywhere in this world these days. (Bonus points if you're a brown gay woman like one of my coworkers.)

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Told in the mosque by the imam:

 

 

A flood came and a man climbed a tree. A truck came by and offered the man a ride and the man said, "no thanks, Allah will help me".

The water rose and a boat came by and offered a ride. The man said, "no thanks, Allah will help me".

 

The water rose over the tree and the man drowned. Allah (s.w.t.) appeared to the man and the man asked, "Why didn't you help me?" And Allah said, "What? I sent you a truck and a boat.!"

 

This is shirk.

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There was an emergency meeting held by Wahhabis discussing what if their heads get worshipped, should they be chopped off?

Abu Simzim, a known Wahhabi area man, has chopped off his own right hand. His friends tried in vain to prevent him for sanity reasons, but Abu Simzim felt that Tawheed would be better served by his right hand removed.

“As soon as a homeless beggar kissed his hand he knew that it had to go,” says Omar Lili, Abu Simzim’s best friend. “We tried to tell him that it’s okay, but he insisted that only God is to be revered not his right hand.”

Citing the Wahhabi demolitions of tombs, historic sites, and holy structures, Abu Simzim concluded that his right hand must be chopped off because it was being worshiped.

“No, he is wrong,” says Sheikh Al Nibaani, his mentor, “Abu Simzim is wrong, we only demolish mosques, houses of Sahaba, erase Prophet’s memories, and chopping other people’s hands, that’s our job not chopping our own hands.”

Abu Simzim is recovering but is worried about his head being worshipped because the Sheikh kissed his head. 

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Heisenberg was going 100 mph on a 60 mph road. He got pulled over by a policeman " Do you know how fast you are going?".

Heisenberg replied "no.... I only know where I'm"

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A girl asked a man she just met what he did for a living. The man, a pastor, said, "I am an exorcist."

 

The girl responded, "Is that like a personal trainer or something?"

 

 

 

 

[an exorcist does exorcism, that casting out of demons -from Judeo-Christian superstitions]

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