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Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]

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I'm unsure if a topic especially for PJs exists, but I just went ahead and made one. Post your PJs here, if you will. I'll start :

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New method of breaking up:

A boyfriend threw 6 cricket balls at his girlfriend.

GF: What was that?

BF: It's over baby!

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I read a Jewish joke the other day (it went something along the lines of:)

A rabbi and a taxi driver arrive at the gates of heaven, an angel comes to greet them and immediately ushers the taxi driver through the gates, leaving the rabbi waiting.

This infuriates the rabbi, who says "How is it possible that he enters heaven before me, he is just a taxi driver, whilst I am a rabbi, a scholar of G-d's religion, I dedicated my life to Him!"

The angel replies "You gave boring sermons, when you preached, you turned people away from G-d, whereas he was an erratic and dangerous driver, when passengers were in his car, they feared for their lives and prayed and remembered G-d a lot"

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On 4/2/2014 at 2:59 AM, Inquisitor said:

I'm unsure if a topic especially for PJs exists, but I just went ahead and made one. Post your PJs here, if you will. I'll start :

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New method of breaking up:

A boyfriend threw 6 cricket balls at his girlfriend.

GF: What was that?

BF: It's over baby!

Inappropriate joke.

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On 4/2/2014 at 1:26 PM, hasanhh said:

Inquisitor:

My guess as to what is allegedly "inappropriate" is that it is 'politically incorrect'. The girl throwing the cricket balls is the only 'acceptable' thing.

White males are politically and automatically guilty of everything.

I don't get what is inappropriate. The joke is not about throwing balls at someone. The joke is actually more apt for people following cricket in that in a cricket match bowling 6 balls constitute 'an over'.

But heck, anyway the thread is ruined. It was supposed to be about poor jokes, which people should have let it be and not dig deep to read in between the lines.

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So this Taliban tries to cross a river and begins to drown. His hand touches a fish below him so he grabs the fish and throws it out of water saying: "At least you don't have to drown as well and as for me, Allah will help me."

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Told in the mosque by the imam:

A flood came and a man climbed a tree. A truck came by and offered the man a ride and the man said, "no thanks, Allah will help me".

The water rose and a boat came by and offered a ride. The man said, "no thanks, Allah will help me".

The water rose over the tree and the man drowned. Allah (s.w.t.) appeared to the man and the man asked, "Why didn't you help me?" And Allah said, "What? I sent you a truck and a boat.!"

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A man, recently killed in a car accident, found himself walking along a winding road. Up ahead, he could see what seemed to be Heaven.  When he reached the end of the road, there was an angel.  The angel was looking right at him and motioning for him to hurry up, saying that there were only three spots left.  The man was confused and unsure, but he approached the angel and asked what he meant. The angel explained that there were 3 rooms left and each had one spot – and asked the man to choose one of the doors to the rooms to be opened for him.  The man did not know which one to choose so he asked the angel what was behind the doors.  The angel replied that he didn’t usually do this, but seeing that it was the end of the day – he would show him what was behind each door and he could choose the one that he felt he would be most comfortable. The man agreed.

 

Each room had huge heavy doors.  The angel using all his might pushed open the first door. It creaked and strained but eventually opened wide.  And there, as far as the eye could see, were 1000’s of people, standing on their heads, on cement blocks.   The man was kind of taken back and upset but asked to see the next room.

 

The angel closed the doors to the first room and opened the next set of doors. Again with a loud groan – they opened. And there, as far as the eye could see, were 1000’s of people, standing on their heads, on mattresses.   To the man, this seemed slightly better than the room before, but definitely not great.  However, with slightly increasing hope for the next room, he asked to see it.

 

The angel closed the large doors to the second room and proceeded to the third and final room.  Again with a lot of effort and a little help from the man, the angel was able to push the massive doors open. There, as far as the eye could see, were 1000’s of people, standing ankle deep in “poop”, holding cups and saucers sipping coffee.   The man considers his three choices, graciously thanks the angel for letting him see them all, and ultimately decides to remain in the third and final room. The angel is surprised, but says, it is done– go join the rest.  The man takes a cup and gingerly steps into the ankle deep “poop”.  Then, just as the angel has closed the huge doors, a voice from a PA system booms across the huge room, “Alright folks, coffee break is over. Back on your heads!”

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What part of the joke led you to believe the male in question was white?

Because he did something inappropriate or bad or was at fault for something. If the man was anything but white, there would be less accusations and more excuses ("he is a product of his environment", "he is a product of institutionalized racism", "his ills were caused by the white man", etc.)

In today's society the white heterosexual male is looked upon as the greatest evil based only on his race and sexuality. You have to be brown, gay, or a woman to get anywhere in this world these days. (Bonus points if you're a brown gay woman like one of my coworkers.)

Edited by Agora

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