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North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun!

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North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency

Posted by: Colm Williamson January 21, 2014

 

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THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.

 

Nice! This brave 17 year old boy broke the Guinnness world record!  :D

 

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

 

 

 

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They invent news stories all the time about the DPRK and people believe it to feed their lust for thinking that everyone who is different from them is crazy

 

F the media

 

And all of you guys who just swallow it whole... you have zero right to complain about Islamophobia. You are just as gullible as the Islamophobes who buy every narrative hook, line, and sinker.

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They invent news stories all the time about the DPRK and people believe it to feed their lust for thinking that everyone who is different from them is crazy

 

F the media

 

And all of you guys who just swallow it whole... you have zero right to complain about Islamophobia. You are just as gullible as the Islamophobes who buy every narrative hook, line, and sinker.

 

Relax.

 

Anyone who'd visit the referenced website would realise in a few seconds that it's a joke.

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How do we know the translations are correct? The west could have made up this story and said north korea made it up.

 

Actually, the "West" made up the story but didn't say that North Korea "made it up".

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Are North Korean people really worshipping the leaders? This is shirk.

 

Thank you for pointing out the obvious. lol

 

I don't think they'd be to fussed about that. The country is mostly atheist, with the majority not following any form of organised religion.

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