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You Know You're A New Muslim When . . .

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- You keep Google Translate open at all times when on Islamic websites

- You have a hard time remembering numbers (how many times to pray, how many rakats, how many wives of Muhammad pbuh, how many imams, etc)

- You have a hard time pronouncing peoples names

- You are constantly readjusting your hijab

OR

- You can't stop scratching your beard

- "What the heck is a Madhab?"

- "What's the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

- "Are you SURE that it's haraam? But it's my favorite. :( "

- "No, I think Music is okay to listen to"

- "Why do I have to follow a marji'?"

- "What's that curtain for?" :P

- "I find girls in hijab more attractive now . . ."

- "How do you say that sound? Khhh . . . khhhhhhhh . . . khhhhhh" *chokes*

- "I think his name was 'that brown guy with a beard'"

- You have to sing

just to remember what Islamic month it is :$

Feel free to add as many as you like. Just keep 'em appropriate.

Edited by Zulfiqar-e-Ali

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When you try to talk to an Arab and they don't understand you because the brothers at the mosque have been teaching you urdu instead of Arabic and you didn't know.

When born Muslims don't return the salaams because they don't think a white person is a true muslim (this was mostly Sunnis - shia are much better, well except for the one girl that insisted over and over that I wasn't a muslim . . . )

Edited by Zulfiqar-e-Ali

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When you point out all the haram things just to show you know.

When your salat sounds like a bunch of jibberish

When you walk into jumah and your taller than everyone...oh thats if your white ^_^

Im always adjusting my hijab and when i do it looks worse and worse :(

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When you point out all the haram things just to show you know.

When your salat sounds like a bunch of jibberish

When you walk into jumah and your taller than everyone...oh thats if your white ^_^

Im always adjusting my hijab and when i do it looks worse and worse :(

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When you try to talk to an Arab and they don't understand you because the brothers at the mosque have been teaching you urdu instead of Arabic and you didn't know.

If you go to the Middle East (Persian Gulf/Saudi) you may find Urdu more widely spoken :lol:

Edited by Haji 2003

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For women:

When you go to the shops and you return with a good excuse for buying clothes in a larger size (not tight fitting clothes)

When you have post-it notes all around the house of duas (eg at the doors entering house, bathroom, beside bed for when waking up, sleeping, on wardrobe for when dressing etc)

When shopping takes you twice as long because your checking all items for the ingredients and for the halal symbol.

When you start to sound like one of those kids that always replies to the end of a conversation with "but why"?

When you have two calendars on your fridge door

Before leaving your friends house when looking for your lost keys, wallet, phone your also looking for your hijab and pins

When you don’t get to drink as much tea with milk as you used to as most people serve their tea black.

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