Who Wants To Get Married?

[diracdeltafunc]

Marry one from back home believe me. The reason I say this is because my brother was engaged to a girl who grew up in the U.S. and it was a disaster......then he found a girl from back home and his life is 1,000 times easier than if it had worked out with the first girl. No offense to any sisters who grew up in the west (I grew up in the west LOL :shaytan: )

Salaam sister,

If you dont mind, could you kindly elaborate on what made the engagement a disaster please? I am about to go through a similar situation and yes I grew up in the west too!

[Guest Mushu]

Marry one from back home believe me. The reason I say this is because my brother was engaged to a girl who grew up in the U.S. and it was a disaster......then he found a girl from back home and his life is 1,000 times easier than if it had worked out with the first girl. No offense to any sisters who grew up in the west (I grew up in the west LOL :shaytan: )

I might look into it you know....

[Kamranistan]

I'll show my wife once i'm married to her..

[OneNoteSong]

ImAli, how was growing up in the west THE problem that caused things not to work with the first girl?

[Dawud.]

I love how you used the ancient aliens guy LOOOOOOL

There is actually some very interesting research I have put into this connection, I figure why not share it here.

Most modern cultures that tend to preserve seemingly ancient practices do so in commemoration of the traditions of "royalty" or some sort of hierarchal aspect of that ancient society. For example the ears and nose piercings, tattoos, and other forms of body alterations are examples of this.

If we look back into ancient society we see that among the world's most well known and ancient royalty there was a particular practice that stands out and baffles researchers till this day.

You can see the elongated head of both the male and the female in this photograph of an ancient Egyptian wall carving. This particular carving features the Pharaoh Akhenaten and Queen Nefertiti. This was a common practice until the end of Akhenaten's rule, an end to an era that many historians believe was the end to the 'actual' true royal bloodline of ancient Egypt.

This same elongated scull practice was seen all over the world among other similar phenomena that hinted towards the possibility of a 'extraterrestrial' presence. Thats when I began to notice something about Muslim women....

Do you see? The dots are all there, we only need to connect them. Even after seeing this I remained skeptical and began analyzing historical photographs in order to validate my theory. For example here is a plane photograph of hijabis.

But when put through a careful process of photo enhancement this is what you really see.

See!? Everything is so clear when we only open our eyes and stop letting Zionists feed us lies.

Here is another just to demonstrate the consistency.

Here it is after photo enhancement.

I am just saying, we can close our eyes or open them. The choice is yours.

[Zahraflower]

ROFL

[Guest Zahratul_Islam]

As for number 6 it is obvious since I deleted facebook for this site

[BillyJo]

Lol be sure ekhti :P

[Marbles]

Look how this thread grew into four pages in a single day! :rolleyes:

Shall I answer?

[lalala123]

Yes, i'd like to get married. I will spend his money on all the tat I buy, instead of my own... :P

[Hussien]

You need to find one that didn't grow up in the west. Someone who grew up somewhere like Afghanistan, following you would be like heaven for her :D

You have no idea...globalization and satellite dishes have changed this world beyond our wits.

[lalala123]

Yes, i'd like to get married. I will spend his money on all the tat I buy, instead of my own... :P

Although, I guess what's his is mine and what's mine is mine....

Oops! Think I got that a bit wrong. :squeez:

[Alejandro Sosa]

Lol okay

1) I have good genes

2) I am very caring

3) I love children

4) I am a good cook

5) I am ambitious

Let me explain #4 .. Men cook the meat like grilling and stuff I don't mean by cooking like baking and all the other stuff hehe

Good list brother but what do u thunk most Muslim women think about undercover Sahyooni agents like yourself?

[Philip]

i think we can summarize that ALL single moemeneen wanna get married .. if they're not married already .. and of course if they're healthy an normal in sha Allah

[BillyJo]

Good list brother but what do u thunk most Muslim women think about undercover Sahyooni agents like yourself?

How can you call me your brother if you believe I am a sahyooni? That means you are the brother of zionists. Now I ask Allah to paralyze me and send his wrath and curse upon me if and bring death to my family if I am a sahyooni but if I am not then I ask Allah to paralyze you and send his wrath and anger upon you and to bring death to all the bakri members of your family

Allahuma Ameen

Edited February 8, 2012 by Shi3i

[Crimson]

Young Muslim people can't get married. It's simple, if you want to do good in your education and set your life up, you don't get married. You should not get married while your in university or you will have a nice shinny scalp when your done, while you apply to retake the course.

If you wanna struggle with life and have a fly following you around nagging, demanding and complain in your ear 24/7 when you can hardly live of the job you have, let alone raise a family, then you should get married.

This is how life is like now. And I bet you most women that say they want to get married block and blow every chance they get because the guy isn't their "soul mate".

[ImAli]

You have no idea...globalization and satellite dishes have changed this world beyond our wits.

Please don't tell me the girls now want Bollywood music to start playing in the background, as everything suddenly becomes slow motion while her hair blows in the wind when she first sets eyes on her future husband?

Edited February 8, 2012 by ImAli

[Alejandro Sosa]

How can you call me your brother if you believe I am a sahyooni? That means you are the brother of zionists. Now I ask Allah to paralyze me and send his wrath and curse upon me if and bring death to my family if I am a sahyooni but if I am not then I ask Allah to paralyze you and send his wrath and anger upon you and to bring death to all the bakri members of your family

Allahuma Ameen

Astaghfullah, I see your sheikh Al Habib has taught you well in sending la'naah on anybody who doesn't subscribe to his extremist beliefs

answer this

is a Sunni muslim who says the shahadatain a kafir?

[BillyJo]

Astaghfullah, I see your sheikh Al Habib has taught you well in sending la'naah on anybody who doesn't subscribe to his extremist beliefs

answer this

is a Sunni muslim who says the shahadatain a kafir?

You claimed that I am a sahyooni so both of us can be sure I cursed the one who is lying. If you don't believe you are lying then there is no need to worry

No. Everyone who says the shahadtyan is a Muslim however that doesn't mean all Muslims go to heaven as you know. As for us your scholars say we are kuffar and should be killed so you have no right to contradict them because they have more knowledge than you. Know be a good bakri and go blow up innocent people in Karbala and women along with some children for you to earn your 72 virgins .. who cares about marriage in this world care about your after life

Edited February 8, 2012 by Shi3i

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Please don't tell me the girls now want Bollywood music to start playing in the background, as everything suddenly becomes slow motion while her hair blows in the wind when she first sets eyes on her future husband?

[REMOVED]

Edited February 8, 2012 by Replicant
Not appropriate on an Islamic forum really. Please use your original account, don't think you can escape that easy by being on preview.

[Guest Mushu]

[REMOVED]

Please shut the hell up.

Edited February 8, 2012 by Replicant

[Âåá ÇáÈíÊ]

Astaghfullah, I see your sheikh Al Habib has taught you well in sending la'naah on anybody who doesn't subscribe to his extremist beliefs

answer this

is a Sunni muslim who says the shahadatain a kafir?

You claimed that I am a sahyooni so both of us can be sure I cursed the one who is lying. If you don't believe you are lying then there is no need to worry

No. Everyone who says the shahadtyan is a Muslim however that doesn't mean all Muslims go to heaven as you know. As for us your scholars say we are kuffar and should be killed so you have no right to contradict them because they have more knowledge than you. Know be a good bakri and go blow up innocent people in Karbala and women along with some children for you to earn your 72 virgins .. who cares about marriage in this world care about your after life

Jesus, you guys need to get laid.

Please shut the hell up.

=| ok. I wasn't talking to you, just so you're aware.

[Thurston]

for you to earn your 72 virgins

More like a 72 year old virgin. Thats all the bakri is getting.

[Guest Mushu]

Jesus, you guys need to get laid.

=| ok. I wasn't talking to you, just so you're aware.

I should bloody hope not.

[Alejandro Sosa]

shi3i is obsessed with 'bakris', my goodness

were you previously married to a bakri, shi3i?

in all honesty i have received intelligence that shi3i is a zionist plant

he's here to cause fitna, employed by israel imo

[Gotham]

Please don't tell me the girls now want Bollywood music to start playing in the background, as everything suddenly becomes slow motion while her hair blows in the wind when she first sets eyes on her future husband?

you forgot that her dupatta hits his face repeatedly, and that he smiles stupidly at it.

Edited February 8, 2012 by haidernyc

[Crimson]

shi3i is obsessed with 'bakris', my goodness

were you previously married to a bakri, shi3i?

in all honesty i have received intelligence that shi3i is a zionist plant

he's here to cause fitna, employed by israel imo

Are you kidding me? Your calling a muslim a zionist and that he works for them? Who let you of your lead? What a kafir, your as bad as them and you'll probably fight along side the dajjal. You sinned twice on this thread so how about you shut the hell up and i'm guessing your a typical sunni that wants to kill all the shia. Even though I cant say this, but hell is made for people like you, traitors and ignorant pets.

[Alejandro Sosa]

i told you, i received some very reliable intelligence

shi3i has proved his zionist affiliations many times

[-Enlightened]

(bismillah)

وَالَّذِينَ يَقُولُونَ رَبَّنَا هَبْ لَنَا مِنْ أَزْوَاجِنَا وَذُرِّيَّاتِنَا قُرَّةَ أَعْيُنٍ وَاجْعَلْنَا لِلْمُتَّقِينَ إِمَامًا

And those who pray, "Our Lord! Grant unto us wives and offspring who will be the comfort of our eyes, and give us (the grace) to lead the righteous."

أُولَٰئِكَ يُجْزَوْنَ الْغُرْفَةَ بِمَا صَبَرُوا وَيُلَقَّوْنَ فِيهَا تَحِيَّةً وَسَلَامًا

Those are the ones who will be rewarded with the highest place in heaven, because of their patient constancy: therein shall they be met with salutations and peace

Holy Quran , Surat Al-Furqan 25:74-25:75

:)

Edited February 9, 2012 by Enlightened_x

[Dawud Miqdad al-Amriki]

Lol okay

1) I have good genes

2) I am very caring

3) I love children

4) I am a good cook

5) I am ambitious

Let me explain #4 .. Men cook the meat like grilling and stuff I don't mean by cooking like baking and all the other stuff hehe

#4 I am a good cook, by which I mean I can make cereal and toast :)

[muslimah1]

#4 I am a good cook, by which I mean I can make cereal and toast :)

cereal you can make cereal :o ive been trying to learn how to make that for yearrsss!!! i cant seem to remember which comes first the milk or the cereal hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[Guest Inspiration]

I want to get married because I feel like it is my time to get married. I would like to see myself as a wife and having a husband to support me as well as I support him.

why I would be a good wife? I think bc I'm understanding and caring.

[Dawud Miqdad al-Amriki]

I remind us all inshallah

Imaam 'Ali (as) said: "Do not marry the woman you love, rather love the woman you marry."

:yaali:

[Hussien]

Imaam 'Ali (as) said: "Do not marry the woman you love, rather love the woman you marry."

:yaali:

Simply beautiful. I was taught something along the same lines. now i know the source.

Please don't tell me the girls now want Bollywood music to start playing in the background, as everything suddenly becomes slow motion while her hair blows in the wind when she first sets eyes on her future husband.....

...... who sports a mustache and gas-station glasses dressed in white with the collar up and a cigarette in hand approaching the girl while beating the bad guys. lol

But seriously speaking though, all these Hallmarks feeling along with women's rights or sms is starting to weaken the institution of marriage where arranged marriages are starting to become less popular.

[Propaganda_of_the_Deed]

cereal you can make cereal :o ive been trying to learn how to make that for yearrsss!!! i cant seem to remember which comes first the milk or the cereal hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

If I recall correctly, you pour orange juice onto your cereal, so that's the milk option out the window! :P