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Top 100 Funniest One-liners On The Internet

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Hilarious :lol:

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