Top 100 Funniest One-liners On The Internet

[xstatik2]

Thought this was funny, so sharing --

http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/

Enjoy !

[Gypsy]

Haha :D

You just made my day.

[Al-Hadi]

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"

ive read that before as a hadith from Imam Ali (as) lol

[DoubleAgent4]

^

There's a lot of sayings which have been said by our Imams but have been taken by westerners and not attributed to them!

[SD2]

Yes I have noticed this too. Just goes to show how much influence the Imams a.s have had on society and society is ignorant and does not notice.

....and then they claim the 3 are more pious *sigh*

[Aly ReZa]

Hilarious.

I want more.

[SD2]

I don't agree with all the sayings on that website such as;

24) If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Edited October 4, 2011 by WhySoSerious?

[Aly ReZa]

I don't agree with all the sayings on that website such as;

24) If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

+1

[WhiteSkies]

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Hilarious :lol:

[Ibn al-Hussain]

(salam)

Or you could just read the first couple of thousand posts I made on ShiaChat to see the funniest one-liners :P.

Wassalam