Chatroom Jokes

[yassameen]

salam alaykum , this is about calling one another a kafir or a homo as a joke in chatroom

ayatoallah sistani :haram

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[Guest Mushu]

Thats nothing to what is also happening though.

And the flirting and exchanging of msn's?

Its a joke.

[yassameen]

each one has his brain in his head , tow angels on his shoulders and a God tat see all

This is for me first and for those who forgot or those who dont know , may Allah guide us all

[Kamranistan]

thanks yiss yass.. Alhamdhulilah

Debater I apologise for calling you gay :(

[Abu'l Khattab]

Looool, sorry I don't follow Sistani on an obligatory precaution.

EDIT: Not sarcasm innit

Edited August 30, 2011 by haidar al karrar

[Kamranistan]

looool no worries man it was only a joke ^_^

I apologise for calling you a bengali monkey :donno: and anything else I may have called u and forgot about

lol bro that;s all good I know you don't mean it. But in light of yiss yass's post calling you gay was wronggg

[La fata illa Ali]

Looool, sorry I don't follow Sistani on an obligatory precaution.

EDIT: Not sarcasm innit

Well do you listen to Allah (aj)???

(bismillah)

023.001

SHAKIR: Successful indeed are the believers,

023.002

SHAKIR: Who are humble in their prayers,

023.003

SHAKIR: And who keep aloof from what is vain, (Laghw)

023.004

SHAKIR: And who are givers of poor-rate,

023.005

SHAKIR: And who guard their private parts,

023.006

SHAKIR: Except before their mates or those whom their right hands possess, for they surely are not blameable,

023.007

SHAKIR: But whoever seeks to go beyond that, these are they that exceed the limits;

023.008

SHAKIR: And those who are keepers of their trusts and their covenant,

023.009

SHAKIR: And those who keep a guard on their prayers;

023.010

SHAKIR: These are they who are the heirs,

023.011

SHAKIR: Who shall inherit the Paradise; they shall abide therein.

[Abu'l Khattab]

Well do you listen to Allah (aj)???

(bismillah)

023.001

SHAKIR: Successful indeed are the believers,

023.002

SHAKIR: Who are humble in their prayers,

023.003

SHAKIR: And who keep aloof from what is vain, (Laghw)

023.004

SHAKIR: And who are givers of poor-rate,

023.005

SHAKIR: And who guard their private parts,

023.006

SHAKIR: Except before their mates or those whom their right hands possess, for they surely are not blameable,

023.007

SHAKIR: But whoever seeks to go beyond that, these are they that exceed the limits;

023.008

SHAKIR: And those who are keepers of their trusts and their covenant,

023.009

SHAKIR: And those who keep a guard on their prayers;

023.010

SHAKIR: These are they who are the heirs,

023.011

SHAKIR: Who shall inherit the Paradise; they shall abide therein.

Laghw refers to vain talk, i.e swearing and the like, I recommend no such thing.

[DeeeeeBo]

im sorry for giving out my msn

i hope i didnt upset you mushu ! if you want mine ill give it to you, so you dont feel left out :P

[Abu'l Khattab]

im sorry for giving out my msn

i hope i didnt upset you mushu ! if you want mine ill give it to you, so you dont feel left out :P

Hey you never gave me your MSN, what's the deal bro?!

For the folks that liked her post, do you even know what it says?

[DeeeeeBo]

Hey you never gave me your MSN, what's the deal bro?!

For the folks that liked her post, do you even know what it says?

You sure its halal ? lol maybe if i mention Fadlallah on Msn you will send me some sort of virus and blow up my comp lol

I dont think he meant u bro :lol:

not sure though wait till he replies :P

Bro i dont know, he was one of the first guys to leave a post on my wall a while back saying "i dont like your status, if you dont like it here, then you can leave"

Then my reply was, "if you dont like my status, dont read it"

i dont know that Mushu definately doesnt like me

lol of coarse he is going to go about it like it wasnt me and he has nothing against me, and that im insignificant to him, but i have enough resources to believe otherwise :P

[Guest Mushu]

You sure its halal ? lol maybe if i mention Fadlallah on Msn you will send me some sort of virus and blow up my comp lol

Bro i dont know, he was one of the first guys to leave a post on my wall a while back saying "i dont like your status, if you dont like it here, then you can leave"

Then my reply was, "if you dont like my status, dont read it"

i dont know that Mushu definately doesnt like me

lol of coarse he is going to go about it like it wasnt me and he has nothing against me, and that im insignificant to him, but i have enough resources to believe otherwise :P

Lol, nahh I do like you, i promise it wasnt directed as you.

That status thing was before I knew you brah.

Edited August 30, 2011 by Mushu

[Abu'l Khattab]

You sure its halal ? lol maybe if i mention Fadlallah on Msn you will send me some sort of virus and blow up my comp lol

Bro i dont know, he was one of the first guys to leave a post on my wall a while back saying "i dont like your status, if you dont like it here, then you can leave"

Then my reply was, "if you dont like my status, dont read it"

i dont know that Mushu definately doesnt like me

lol of coarse he is going to go about it like it wasnt me and he has nothing against me, and that im insignificant to him, but i have enough resources to believe otherwise :P

Which Fadhlallah?