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Cmon PPL! why dont you Cooperate! You know its thawab to make another muslim smile! :)

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their

parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next

day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But

then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine

pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over

enemy territory, and all she had was her service

.45 cal. automatic pistol, and a survival knife."

"She was very angry when her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi

troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of

bullets, killed four more with the

knife, 'til the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her

bare

hands."

''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell

you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't mess with Mommy when she's angry."

Two bats are hanging in their cave.

One turns to the other and says,

"Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."

The other bat is amazed and says,

"Well, it’s a bit late, Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die."

"Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."

So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.

"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.

"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.

"Yeah, I think I do!"

Well, I didn't."

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A Muslim Student took admission in an American School.

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nadir.

Teacher: No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

Student went home and Mother asked: How was your day, Nadir?

Student: I am an American, now called me Johnny.

Mother and Father both got offended and beat him up.

Next day, he was back to school.

Teacher: What happened, Johnny?

Student: Madam, just few hours after when I became American, I was attached by two Muslim Terrorists.

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A Muslim Student took admission in an American School.

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nadir.

Teacher: No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

Student went home and Mother asked: How was your day, Nadir?

Student: I am an American, now called me Johnny.

Mother and Father both got offended and beat him up.

Next day, he was back to school.

Teacher: What happened, Johnny?

Student: Madam, just few hours after when I became American, I was attached by two Muslim Terrorists.

this one was too funny

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TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? Your face is adorable. You could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier...............

TWO MEN TALKING:

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.

Source:3jokes.com

Cmon everyone! Help put a smile on someone else's face :)

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:D

Everything is always okay in the end, if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

— Douglas Adams

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?

Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

I can resist everything except temptation. — Oscar Wilde

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof!

I intend to live forever, or die trying. — Groucho Marx

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. — Jimmy Carter

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Henny Youngman

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

3jokes

Edited by hossein

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