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You Know You're From Shiachat When...

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(salam)

Help me complete the list :)

you know you're from ShiaChat when..

-everybody gets interresting on the chatroom, when you MUST leave

-The only topics discussed at the chatroom are Shia/sunni stuff and marriage

-You wonder how did they chose Al-mufeed as a mod.

-You struggled in 2008-2009 and 2010 to get 50 post so you can join the chatroom..and noticed that it didn't exist.

-You are mistaken as a brother when you're a sister

-70% of the users are urdu, 25% are arabs.

-If you're an arab,you took 10 years to discover the meaning of '' naray hydri '' :yaali:

some more ?

Edited by enlight_warner

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You know you're from ShiaChat when you say you're leaving the chat house, when suddenly some douchebag starts an interesting conversation, and you end up staying for an hour (and forgetting you even wanted to leave). (I have missed classes for this.)

You know you're in ShiaChat when there are people who taqiyya their Iranianness.

You know you're in ShiaChat when you see that Marbles has made yet another homosexual statement.

Edited by Haji 2003
This is the second time I have seen you spell douchebag incorrectly. Using hip words may seem cool and is ok if Mods don't know what they mean, but if you spell them incorrectly you look like a paindu.

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You know its Shiachat, when people either LOVE or HATE the Islamic Republic :D

This ^^^

You know it's Shiachat when Shirazi followers (Hawraa, Koko, bandekhoda, and [EDITED] Haidar al-Karrar: I am looking in yall's direction) post only in spurts.

Edited by macisaac

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==> You know you're on Shiachat, when you are discussing Biryani, pan, or desi food with Arab friends and everyone is feeling hungry.

(Fatouma, Enlight, Hubbe, and etc.)

==> You know you're on Shiachat, when a weird sister starts a game and loses badly to the brothers.

http://www.shiachat....83591-2-2-game/

-If you're an arab,you took 10 years to discover the meaning of '' naray hydri '' :yaali:

YAAA ALLLLIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When brand new posters reveal the most painfully honest and sometimes sordid, gut wrenching details about their “friend’s” marriage breakdowns or infidelities…and then disappear after 10 posts or so. :unsure:

When 90% of the posters are male. :mad:

When mutah is the topic of the post 5 times out of 10. :wacko:

When men indicate thawab is why they want mutah marriages-a-many, but are nearly physically sick at the thought of a female family member receiving the same thawab. :!!!:

When members who give themselves the initials “BJ” appear to be obsessed with homosexuality. :P

When the other10% (female posters) form quick and intimate bonds through an instant female knowingness of each other. :angel:

Where you become convinced that menses is a blessing….. :huh:

Where Arabs, Pakistanis and Iranians all ultimately form an Islamic connection that supersedes race and culture :wub: …but then find other things to fight about instead. ^_^

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==> You know you're on Shiachat, when you are discussing Biryani, pan, or desi food with Arab friends and everyone is feeling hungry.

(Fatouma, Enlight, Hubbe, and etc.)

==> You know you're on Shiachat, when a weird sister starts a game and loses badly to the brothers.

http://www.shiachat....83591-2-2-game/

YAAA ALLLLIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL YUM !

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LOL E.W what made u think of this topic!! good one :yaali:

and yah I didn't know the meaning of NARY Haidari.. I knew Haidri must come from Imam Ali lool, but NARY is what confused me lool... coz it means MY FIRE Ali? HMMM :P

==> You know you're on Shiachat, when you are discussing Biryani, pan, or desi food with Arab friends and everyone is feeling hungry.

LOOL YAH! I remember that one :P

well let's seeeeeee!!!!

u know u r on SC when u see the topic of wiliat faqiah, and marjeas ALWAYS there with almost the SAME ppl fighting abt it!! :Hijabi:

when a lot of male members just blindly judge the female members

when it takes AGES TO LOAD!!! >>> seriously SC is the ONLY ONLY website that take this long!!! :squeez:

when everyone suddenly just change the topic of the thread to an unrelated topic

when random ppl just pick on u for ur spelling forgetting the bigger issue >> obviously happened to me! :P SHRIMPS

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you know you're from ShiaChat when..

  • people pretend to be the opposite gender and try to confuse you :wacko:
  • people sprout random facts about you and you think they are stalking you but really they have read some of your posts
  • you think people are stalking you
  • lose track of the conversation in the chatroom
  • can never talk in the chatroom when Al Mufeed is there because he doesnt stop talking (lol)
  • cannot upload files :dry:
  • think that Jawhara is upto something with her trademark smiley - :shifty:
  • get kicked out of the chatroom when the mod (guess which one? :P) that is present thinks your conversation is boring :D
  • have nocturnal habits and sleep at fajir
  • you play the double letter and colour game

:D all that i have picked up and i have only been here for 2 weeks!!!

Edited by zainab20

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Where you become convinced that menses is a blessing….. :huh:

LMAO !

you know you're from ShiaChat when..

get kicked out of the chatroom when the mod (guess which one? :P) that is present thinks your conversation is boring :D:D all that i have picked up and i have only been here for 2 weeks!!!

HAHA ! Al-mufeed 4 life

welcome to SC :)

LOL E.W what made u think of this topic!! good one :yaali:

thanx :D

==> You know you're on Shiachat, when you are discussing Biryani, pan, or desi food with Arab friends and everyone is feeling hungry.

(Fatouma, Enlight, Hubbe, and etc.)

]

still waiting for my second pan to come :cry:

You know you're from ShiaChat when you say you're leaving the chat house, when suddenly some douchebag starts an interesting conversation, and you end up staying for an hour (and forgetting you even wanted to leave). (I have missed classes for this.)

+1

and +1 at the ''edit'' note :P

(salam)

I'm sure I was the inspiration for that one :lol:

... YA ALI !

4 sure . lol

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when you give your address to a sis in need, and everyone secretly starts adding ( stalkers! LOL )

when everyone but you in chat is paki, and you feel dominated.

when you discovered this thing, you became an insomniac :| loool

when you start spelling craap with a k out of habit, even on facebook

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you know you are from shiachat when haider disappears by unknown reasons (and methods).

if i didnt know better i would say its as if someone assassinated him or something.

hmm......wonder who.....

;)

:angel:

If someone had assassinated me I wouldn't be replying to you right now ;) Nice try though.........

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oh dont worry, i will.

^_^

People have tried before.....I'm still here. :angel:

Haydar (Arabic: ÍíÏÑ) (also spelled Haider, Haidar, Hajdar, Hidar, or Heydar) is one of many Arabic male given names for "lion", each denoting some aspect of the animal.

You can't scare me.... :yaali:

Edited by haidar al karrar

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This ^^^

You know it's Shiachat when Shirazi followers (Hawraa, Koko, bandekhoda, and [EDITED] Haidar al-Karrar: I am looking in yall's direction) post only in spurts.

LOL you seem to remember all of our names :lol:

Oh my God the whole paki domination thing is so true, especially when they speak urdu on the chat lol and I never knew what :yaali: meant until I joined shiachat :blush:

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You know you're in Shiachat when you read something as preposterous as this:

Thoughts: I am in my non-addictive mode on SC, both forum and chatroom, so I might as well seize the opportunity to unregister so that it doesn't feel sooo bad. :(

No, no. . . don't stop me pleaasee -_-

I'm pretty sure Marbles leaving Shiachat is against the laws of physics. The two have combined to form a single organism. If you try to separate it, it will die.

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I'm pretty sure Marbles leaving Shiachat is against the laws of physics. The two have combined to form a single organism. If you try to separate it, it will die.

(salam)

Indeed, this was one of the laws Newton discovered after deep contemplation

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You know you're on shiachat when you feel there's a connection between all of us here (or maybe that's just me lol).

Sorry lady but there is absolutely NO connection between you and me.

You are a counter-revolutionary. You are opposed to our dear leader. You are a Shirazi follower. You support the English national football team. Your favorite part of Tashayyu is our duas!!! (As if there aren't about a million things you should put above that).

For these and other reasons, we are from two different worlds.

And that's with you, who I actually like. Don't even get me started on Marbles, Aafreen, and them dudes.

So no, there is no connection.

Although, I do feel a deep connection with the rest of those brothers and sisters who are firmly following the Emam's line.

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