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Please recite fatiha for my grandfather, he left us today!

My Grandpa passed away a few hours ago. I humbly ask you to recite a fateha for him and pray for my mother. May Allah bless the souls of your beloved who passed away and give you all a healthy,long li

Thoughts:   14th November 2015. Happy birthday dad! If you were still here you'd have turned 62 today, about the age people take retirement.   These 23 years have passed real quick.

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For sale or trade:  A 12-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy.  They are noisy, moody, and generally very badly behaved like typical teenagers.  Will consider all cash offers or trade for rabbits, chickens, a horse, or a car.  

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For sale or trade:  A 12-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy.  They are noisy, moody, and generally very badly behaved like typical teenagers.  Will consider all cash offers or trade for rabbits, chickens, a horse, or a car.  

 

will you accept mother in laws as trade ?

 

102, 96 , 97 and 91 years old , weighing at 790 kgs ( 1740 lbs ) in total , that will outlive all of you. demanding, will eat anything offered  and loves to be taken to shopping mall walks regularly and bingo every Wednesday nights.

They need good homes with reinforced concrete padded walls and shatter proof glass.

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For sale or trade:  A 12-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy.  They are noisy, moody, and generally very badly behaved like typical teenagers.  Will consider all cash offers or trade for rabbits, chickens, a horse, or a car.  

 

Will $10.00 work?

 

Ill send them to excellent schools and raise them and turn them into Doctors. That way I can get a good return on my investment. ;) 

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For sale or trade:  A 12-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy.  They are noisy, moody, and generally very badly behaved like typical teenagers.  Will consider all cash offers or trade for rabbits, chickens, a horse, or a car.  

 

My sister had two back to back babies. The eldest one not even 2 years old yet. On the aeroplane a hostess took a liking to the younger one and said in an excited girly tone to my sister, 'I AM TAKING HIM HOME'. My sister said, 'you're most welcome.'

 

Perhaps every woman has her child giveaway moments :D

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Pictures from Majid Majidi's serial Prophet Muhammad

this is going to epic.

CANT WAIT!!!!!

Which language will it be in? Probably Arabic? I'm always on the look out for good serials, especially about the prophet (saaw), though the two I came across thus far weren't that good. You could immediately tell they were made by Sunnis because Imam Ali (as) or Fatima (s) weren't even (or hardly) mentioned, let alone their births somehow included or other interesting/important events...

Though, these pictures look promising :)

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Which language will it be in? Probably Arabic? I'm always on the look out for good serials, especially about the prophet (saaw), though the two I came across thus far weren't that good. You could immediately tell they were made by Sunnis because Imam Ali (as) or Fatima (s) weren't even (or hardly) mentioned, let alone their births somehow included or other interesting/important events...

Though, these pictures look promising :)

 

It will be in farsi.

 

i have no doubt about greatness of this film.

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Which language will it be in? Probably Arabic? I'm always on the look out for good serials, especially about the prophet (saaw), though the two I came across thus far weren't that good. You could immediately tell they were made by Sunnis because Imam Ali (as) or Fatima (s) weren't even (or hardly) mentioned, let alone their births somehow included or other interesting/important events...

Though, these pictures look promising :)

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They need good homes with reinforced concrete padded walls and shatter proof glass.

 

Pretty sure it's about the same. I've got one standing outside on the porch right now cursing and spitting because I restricted his access to YouTube until he cleans up his language and attitude.

Ill send them to excellent schools and raise them and turn them into Doctors. That way I can get a good return on my investment. ;)

Ha! And what makes you so certain of your success? The other, the one who isn't outside cursing, failed 6th grade and is currently refusing to do any work at all, neither school work nor chores so he definitely will be failing 7th if he doesn't change his actions.

Both have well above average intelligence, and that sense of entitlement common in kids and young adults nowadays which kills all motivation and stifles creativity.

Perhaps every woman has her child giveaway moments :D

Yes, definitely.

It ain't just the women, bro.

This also true.
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It will be in farsi.

 

i have no doubt about greatness of this film.

Farsi? Damn, then I'll have to wait for it to be translated or subtitles to be added... Not that I speak Arabic, but I'm trying to learn it - no space for another language right now :P

Huh, could you guys maybe leave a review about how the seriel is, once it's released? I'm curious :)

@notme: If they had been younger, I would've taken them gladly :P And yes, apparently, all mothers have this moments of "Take that kid!" My cousin's wife wanted to give us her younger daughter- sadly, her other daughter (who normally just fights with her sister) wouldn't let us :(

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 Pretty sure it's about the same. I've got one standing outside on the porch right now cursing and spitting because I restricted his access to YouTube until he cleans up his language and attitude.

Ha! And what makes you so certain of your success? The other, the one who isn't outside cursing, failed 6th grade and is currently refusing to do any work at all, neither school work nor chores so he definitely will be failing 7th if he doesn't change his actions.

Both have well above average intelligence, and that sense of entitlement common in kids and young adults nowadays which kills all motivation and stifles creativity.

 

Sounds like you need the child-disciplining starter pack.

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if only you were desi..

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Sounds like you need the child-disciplining starter pack.

petite-small-space-saver-smart-suit-hang                  71389b3c3cd91f56d40ee4330318178b.jpg

FRENCH-LEATHER-BELT-copy.jpeg

 

if only you were desi..

 

I wonder if a sneaker would be as effective as a sandal.

please tell me both of you are joking.......................           :no:  :cry:

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