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Jibrael

Zardari Or Tarkari? Zaroor Deikhiye

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Zardari Institute of Corruption & Mismanagement<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">

Admissions Open – Limited Seats – Apply ASAP

Offer Degrees in:

MSc (Masters in Social Crimes)

MCS (Masters in Corruption Sciences)

MIT (Masters in Thefts)

MBBS (Masters in Bomb Blasting & Suicide)

MBA (Masters in Bankruptcy Arts)

6 Months Diplomas in:

10% Commission Management

Advanced Robbery

Spouse Assassination

Scholarships Programs:

10 Year jail protection

Life Insurance Scams

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Asif Zardari says:

Yeh mulk hamaray buzurgon ne beyshumaar qurbaniyon kay baad hasil kiya hey

Aur

Mein us qurbani ka ghost khanay aaya hoon

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Robber: Give me all your money.

Zardari: Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.

Robber: Okay, give me all my money.

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Zardari hajj per gaya aur shaytan ko patthar maarnay laga.

Kuch deir baad awaaz aai: Abbu, aap se tou yeh umeed na thi.

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Bilawal Zardari: Abbu, aap ki harkaton ne tou khandan ki izzat per daag laga diya hey.

Asif Zardari: Hahahehe, Beta, daag tou chala jaye ga, yeh waqt phir nahi aaye ga.

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Obama aur Zardari aeroplane mein ja rahay thay.

Obama bola: Agar mein yahan 1 crore dollar gira doon tou 1 crore log mujhay dua dengey.

Zardari bola: Agar mein sirf sadarat chorr doon tou 16 crore log mujhay dua dengey.

Faraz (aeroplane ka captain) bola: Agar mein tum dono ko gira doon tou puri dunya mujhay galiyan dena chorr dey gi.

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Reporter: Zardari Sahib, aap kay chehray per har waqt muskurahat kyun hoti hey? Is ka raaz kiya hey?

Zardari: Mein Pakistan awam per hansta hoon kay mujhay Sadar kesay bana diya.

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Bilawal Zardari: Abbu, humein miskeen huway 2 saal ho gaye hain, Mamma kay qatilon ka pata nahi chala.

Asif Zardari: Beta, agar qatilon ka pata chal gaya tou tum bohat jaldi yateem bhi ho jao gey.

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Bill Gates said:

I studied but never topped, today toppers of best universities are my employees.

Asif Zardari said:

Neither I topped nor I studied, today I am President.

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Meri khali jaib ko meri ghareebi na samajh Faraz

Agar Khof-e-Khuda na hota tou mein bhi Zardari hota

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Naam jis ka Zardari hey

Ye banda nahi beemari hey

Samajh nahi aati logon ko

Ye Bandar hey kay madari hey

Ye hamaray sath karay ga kiya

Jis ne apni Bivi mari hey

Mein nahi kehta apnay paas se

Ye kehti dunya sari hey

Pehlay Bush ko jutay lagay thay

Ab lagta hey is ki bari hey

Jo ye message aagay na bhejay

Wo doosra Zardari hey

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Slam,

humain yeh lateefa buht buht pasand aya.......

Zardari hajj per gaya aur shaytan ko patthar maarnay laga.

Kuch deir baad awaaz aai: Abbu, aap se tou yeh umeed na thi.

Keep on these things, we need so much to smile these days.

Was-Slam

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