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In the Name of God بسم الله
Maula Dha Mallang

SO SOLID (and anyone else) - IM CALLING YOU OUT

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salams, ya ali madat and lanat on the enemies of the ahlebeyt guys

ok guys...its that time again!

a bit different rules this time - no linking to the tracks, just mention what tune they are and we choose the topic for the other person to rhyme about.

ok?

since im the topic starter i get to choose the first topic.

hmmm

i choose.....E-SCHOLARS

go for it ;)

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lol this is a tradition me and so solid do now and again, we each write parodies and poems to the tunes of famous songs, and keep going until one of us gives up or the thread gets lounged.

so solid just kicks my ass up and down the thread lol but i give it my best shot, we seem to come out with some right gems of poems, i remember so solids "mimbar hopper" parody of shia speakers going after money to the tune of 50 cents "window shopper", and my own one to the tune of the YMCA song - about umar and afflah (the less said the better :Hijabi: dont think the mods were too impressed)

the rules are simple -

- they have to be funny

- they have to parody something to do with muslims

- they have to be to the tune of famous songs

- they have to be original

so ive set a rule that i have to choose the topics he rhymes about, and vice versa, to prevent anyone using stock stuff or anything lol.

honest, it sounds dumb, but it really does get really funny really, really quickly. until the mods lounge it!!!

this is round 3

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^ Oh My Gosh ...Ghetts!!! Is that how far you've gone? You got your street team to sign upto islamic forums to promote your [Edited Out] tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate ghetto...he's just an angry K.A.N.O

bro MDM I'M ON THIS .......WATCH THIS SPACE !! JUST WOKE UP AND NEED TO HAVE MY CAPN CRUNCH CEREALZ!!

BE ON LATER

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OKAY E-SCHOLARS

Done to the tune of (If you wish to look him up on youtube ..you may but i'm not telling you to ......hmm ) T.I - whatever you like

(chorus)

Signed on shiachat

Stayed up all night

And I can quote hadeeth really nice

Sista I'm doin this cuz I want you to be my wife (my wife)

I said You can even be my wife (my wife)

WALLAH!!

Late night chats... you give into the hype

I'll copy an paste Al-Kafi all night

Hijjabi will you be my wife ?? (my wife)

I've impressed you by the way i write (I write)

Yeahhh

Anytime you want to get a quote

You know it ain't nothin to me

I can tell your a$$ off but don't practice what I preach

Phd In Ask jeeves, Google, Yahoo and More

Baby I'm a stallion on that keyboard

Yeah I'm up for an argument with anybody

I'll quote your backside to death with my E-Sahih Bukhari

You want it, I got it, Give me a second an call me a smart kid

Twenty three years old an already a Hafiz

Tell those other E-scholars don't start ishhh

(CHORUS)

Sista I click your profile read all your posts....WOWSERS

Your brain so good...swore you go to Hawzah

Three hours past and I've read through all your topics

Cause errrbody knows you quote it like it's hot chick

You're the female version of me....

Hijjabi I see you're an expert in the social an family

Single too.... how do you know so much about pregnancy???

Divorce, marriage problems sista you quote whatever you like!! (you like)

We both know why we're really here,

The way you copy an paste got me sleepless all night (all night)

Yeah hijjabi got me infatuated by the way she types...

She's from the city...and I'm across the globe in the Urban

Baby I won't stop quotin till I get my E-Turbon

(chorus)

Okay my topic for you Mawlas Malang is .......... Reverts who have problems with 'cultural' muslims i.e They think they are better than us because they have been given revelation and have to guide the rest of the world to the REAL ISLAM not the pakistani, iraqi, iranian islam..but the REAL REVERT ISLAM

Edited by SO SOLID SHIA

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ok...so...reverts hating on culture. i was gonna stick to the regular hip hop/soul/rnb/rap genre, but i figured, since we are talking about reverts, lets do something a little...different.

so i did country and western. breaking the mould and all that.

the song is to the tune of Williams Hank Jr - Country Boy Can Survive, in case you dont know

is the link but DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK. IT CONTAINS HARAM MUSIC. HARAM. HARAM. BIDA, SHIRK, KUFR.

and here are the lyrics ;)

the mullah man converted me, said i was gonna be fine

and the people i meet theyre a - gonna give me a good time

my shalwar is up and and my beard grows down

and im ready to preach

take a look at my frown!

i read some hadith on the net you see

so i know everything, mr ilm e rijal thats me!

i judge a lot, got a whole lot of pride

lanat on culture, im a revert thats me!

im a revert thats me!

sanad and matn, yes this hadiths strong

zanjeer no way that stuff its wrong!

make our own religion, cut culture out too

you muslim born fools, do like we do!

throw all the hadith out and the culture out too

im a revert that is me (2X)

well you cant change our minds

and you cant make us cool

take life too serious, you cant have no fun!

Were not of your race, not cricket fans

Asian wedding customs? Don’t give a damn!

we came from the west, not of your lands

we western devils gonna take our stand

we can preach for days, judge like pro's

im a revert that is me! (x2)

i knew some guy from a foreign country

so soaked in culture, he was even nice to me!

well i cut that out, taught him to judge

and now hes like me and he just wont budge

well we are a tag team now, dissing mallangs on shia- chat

building our army of ignorant doormats

but let me tell you shias, dont make me mad

do as rasool did, know that cultures bad

id love to stay and chat, but theres some hijabis to meet

a revert like me is always busy!

lanat on culture, im a revert thats me!

im a revert thats me! (x2)

well you cant change our minds

and you cant make us cool

take life too serious, you cant have no fun!

Were not of your race, not cricket fans

Asian wedding customs? Don’t give a damn!

we came from the west, not of your lands

we western devils gonna take our stand

we can preach for days, judge like pro's

im a revert that is me! (x2)

ok bro...for you now...you have to do.....ANGRY HIJABIS lol

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:lol: Wonderful! That really sums them up ..well done chap!!!

COOLIO - GANGSTERS PARADISE

As I walk through the majalis I see a shadow of stares

I take a look at these aunties and realise theres not much left

Cuz I've been chatting and applying makeup on for so long that

Even my hairdresser can see that my hairlines gone wrong

But I aint ever said a prayer that didn't deserve it,

Most of the time I ask for a husband...that's not unheard of

You better watch how you're chatting I'm ALWAYS re-acting

Or you and your friends will never hear the end of me........

I really hate to rant, but it's in my nature

Every picture of Angelina Jolie I see....GOD I REALLY HATE HER!!

I'm the kind of hijjabi that you're gonna see online in the night

Those idiots at shaadi.com cancelled my subscription for the third time!!!!!!!!!!

I've spent most of my life living in the single paradise

I've been interested in many guys, but due to my abnormal behaviour

they found other wives! (x2)

Now here's the situation

I'm not debating

I speak up for womens rights

I'm just mad at all men

And I've even started up my own blog!!

Too much ranting an raving got me soundin like a wild dog

I'm an educated girl with marriage on my mind

Got a chip on my shoulder and some envy in my eye

I'm a psychiatric schitzophrenic case spinster

I'll even argue my case in the court of Westminster

My pink hijjab ain't coming off this head anyday

I'm on msn 24 hours but my status says 'Away'

I'm 33 now but will I be wed by the time I'm 34

The way I carry myself.....I don't think so

TELLLL ME WHYYYYYYY ARE WE

SO BLIIIIIND TO SEE

THAT THE REASON WE'RE STILL SINGLE

IS NOT ENOUGH PUBLICITYYYYYYY

(chorus x2)

I'm not interested in power and the money,

twice a day I have to shower,

Obsessive compulsive disorders by the minute and the hour

Everybody's running, cuz most of them aren't even bothered

At what's been written on my blog lately

I think they really hate me

I'm just here to make them learn

In the sisters circle nobody really greets me

The men on shiachat always tend to defeat me!

It's cuz I'm emotional

It's cuz I'm single

I guess I should get out my house more often

and really try hard to mingle!!!!!

*CHORUSX2*

Okay topic for you is ........... Guys who host Islamic conferences trying to be all fly and knowledgeable and feel the need to talk more than the speaker in order to impress the opposite gender.

Edited by SO SOLID SHIA

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