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Maula Dha Mallang

SO SOLID (and anyone else) - IM CALLING YOU OUT

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salams, ya ali madat and lanat on the enemies of the ahlebeyt guys

ok guys...its that time again!

a bit different rules this time - no linking to the tracks, just mention what tune they are and we choose the topic for the other person to rhyme about.

ok?

since im the topic starter i get to choose the first topic.

hmmm

i choose.....E-SCHOLARS

go for it ;)

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lol this is a tradition me and so solid do now and again, we each write parodies and poems to the tunes of famous songs, and keep going until one of us gives up or the thread gets lounged.

so solid just kicks my ass up and down the thread lol but i give it my best shot, we seem to come out with some right gems of poems, i remember so solids "mimbar hopper" parody of shia speakers going after money to the tune of 50 cents "window shopper", and my own one to the tune of the YMCA song - about umar and afflah (the less said the better :Hijabi: dont think the mods were too impressed)

the rules are simple -

- they have to be funny

- they have to parody something to do with muslims

- they have to be to the tune of famous songs

- they have to be original

so ive set a rule that i have to choose the topics he rhymes about, and vice versa, to prevent anyone using stock stuff or anything lol.

honest, it sounds dumb, but it really does get really funny really, really quickly. until the mods lounge it!!!

this is round 3

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^ Oh My Gosh ...Ghetts!!! Is that how far you've gone? You got your street team to sign upto islamic forums to promote your [Edited Out] tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate ghetto...he's just an angry K.A.N.O

bro MDM I'M ON THIS .......WATCH THIS SPACE !! JUST WOKE UP AND NEED TO HAVE MY CAPN CRUNCH CEREALZ!!

BE ON LATER

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OKAY E-SCHOLARS

Done to the tune of (If you wish to look him up on youtube ..you may but i'm not telling you to ......hmm ) T.I - whatever you like

(chorus)

Signed on shiachat

Stayed up all night

And I can quote hadeeth really nice

Sista I'm doin this cuz I want you to be my wife (my wife)

I said You can even be my wife (my wife)

WALLAH!!

Late night chats... you give into the hype

I'll copy an paste Al-Kafi all night

Hijjabi will you be my wife ?? (my wife)

I've impressed you by the way i write (I write)

Yeahhh

Anytime you want to get a quote

You know it ain't nothin to me

I can tell your a$$ off but don't practice what I preach

Phd In Ask jeeves, Google, Yahoo and More

Baby I'm a stallion on that keyboard

Yeah I'm up for an argument with anybody

I'll quote your backside to death with my E-Sahih Bukhari

You want it, I got it, Give me a second an call me a smart kid

Twenty three years old an already a Hafiz

Tell those other E-scholars don't start ishhh

(CHORUS)

Sista I click your profile read all your posts....WOWSERS

Your brain so good...swore you go to Hawzah

Three hours past and I've read through all your topics

Cause errrbody knows you quote it like it's hot chick

You're the female version of me....

Hijjabi I see you're an expert in the social an family

Single too.... how do you know so much about pregnancy???

Divorce, marriage problems sista you quote whatever you like!! (you like)

We both know why we're really here,

The way you copy an paste got me sleepless all night (all night)

Yeah hijjabi got me infatuated by the way she types...

She's from the city...and I'm across the globe in the Urban

Baby I won't stop quotin till I get my E-Turbon

(chorus)

Okay my topic for you Mawlas Malang is .......... Reverts who have problems with 'cultural' muslims i.e They think they are better than us because they have been given revelation and have to guide the rest of the world to the REAL ISLAM not the pakistani, iraqi, iranian islam..but the REAL REVERT ISLAM

Edited by SO SOLID SHIA

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ok...so...reverts hating on culture. i was gonna stick to the regular hip hop/soul/rnb/rap genre, but i figured, since we are talking about reverts, lets do something a little...different.

so i did country and western. breaking the mould and all that.

the song is to the tune of Williams Hank Jr - Country Boy Can Survive, in case you dont know

is the link but DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK. IT CONTAINS HARAM MUSIC. HARAM. HARAM. BIDA, SHIRK, KUFR.

and here are the lyrics ;)

the mullah man converted me, said i was gonna be fine

and the people i meet theyre a - gonna give me a good time

my shalwar is up and and my beard grows down

and im ready to preach

take a look at my frown!

i read some hadith on the net you see

so i know everything, mr ilm e rijal thats me!

i judge a lot, got a whole lot of pride

lanat on culture, im a revert thats me!

im a revert thats me!

sanad and matn, yes this hadiths strong

zanjeer no way that stuff its wrong!

make our own religion, cut culture out too

you muslim born fools, do like we do!

throw all the hadith out and the culture out too

im a revert that is me (2X)

well you cant change our minds

and you cant make us cool

take life too serious, you cant have no fun!

Were not of your race, not cricket fans

Asian wedding customs? Don’t give a damn!

we came from the west, not of your lands

we western devils gonna take our stand

we can preach for days, judge like pro's

im a revert that is me! (x2)

i knew some guy from a foreign country

so soaked in culture, he was even nice to me!

well i cut that out, taught him to judge

and now hes like me and he just wont budge

well we are a tag team now, dissing mallangs on shia- chat

building our army of ignorant doormats

but let me tell you shias, dont make me mad

do as rasool did, know that cultures bad

id love to stay and chat, but theres some hijabis to meet

a revert like me is always busy!

lanat on culture, im a revert thats me!

im a revert thats me! (x2)

well you cant change our minds

and you cant make us cool

take life too serious, you cant have no fun!

Were not of your race, not cricket fans

Asian wedding customs? Don’t give a damn!

we came from the west, not of your lands

we western devils gonna take our stand

we can preach for days, judge like pro's

im a revert that is me! (x2)

ok bro...for you now...you have to do.....ANGRY HIJABIS lol

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:lol: Wonderful! That really sums them up ..well done chap!!!

COOLIO - GANGSTERS PARADISE

As I walk through the majalis I see a shadow of stares

I take a look at these aunties and realise theres not much left

Cuz I've been chatting and applying makeup on for so long that

Even my hairdresser can see that my hairlines gone wrong

But I aint ever said a prayer that didn't deserve it,

Most of the time I ask for a husband...that's not unheard of

You better watch how you're chatting I'm ALWAYS re-acting

Or you and your friends will never hear the end of me........

I really hate to rant, but it's in my nature

Every picture of Angelina Jolie I see....GOD I REALLY HATE HER!!

I'm the kind of hijjabi that you're gonna see online in the night

Those idiots at shaadi.com cancelled my subscription for the third time!!!!!!!!!!

I've spent most of my life living in the single paradise

I've been interested in many guys, but due to my abnormal behaviour

they found other wives! (x2)

Now here's the situation

I'm not debating

I speak up for womens rights

I'm just mad at all men

And I've even started up my own blog!!

Too much ranting an raving got me soundin like a wild dog

I'm an educated girl with marriage on my mind

Got a chip on my shoulder and some envy in my eye

I'm a psychiatric schitzophrenic case spinster

I'll even argue my case in the court of Westminster

My pink hijjab ain't coming off this head anyday

I'm on msn 24 hours but my status says 'Away'

I'm 33 now but will I be wed by the time I'm 34

The way I carry myself.....I don't think so

TELLLL ME WHYYYYYYY ARE WE

SO BLIIIIIND TO SEE

THAT THE REASON WE'RE STILL SINGLE

IS NOT ENOUGH PUBLICITYYYYYYY

(chorus x2)

I'm not interested in power and the money,

twice a day I have to shower,

Obsessive compulsive disorders by the minute and the hour

Everybody's running, cuz most of them aren't even bothered

At what's been written on my blog lately

I think they really hate me

I'm just here to make them learn

In the sisters circle nobody really greets me

The men on shiachat always tend to defeat me!

It's cuz I'm emotional

It's cuz I'm single

I guess I should get out my house more often

and really try hard to mingle!!!!!

*CHORUSX2*

Okay topic for you is ........... Guys who host Islamic conferences trying to be all fly and knowledgeable and feel the need to talk more than the speaker in order to impress the opposite gender.

Edited by SO SOLID SHIA

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alright, so im on vacation, bored out of my clothes, and cannot resist lol

not sure if this is a two way thing-but im squeezing myself in

first time doing this, not sure about the rules, just skim read the first post

@the songs posted, hilarious as ever!

but em yeah, its a song by lil kim, how many .. wont write in the full title, if someones interested go on google n type in lil kim and how many then the whole title will appear (warning, offensive)

here goes (be gentleee :blush: )

How many suitors?

Been asked by many men-been asked by many suitors,

ah hell, even lost count of all the proposals

a guy named sammy-he was Lebanese,

had a nice smile nice style-and was a massive tease,

he asked if id be his wife and birth him some kids-

cook him some arab food-dejaj with riiz

I wanted to say yeah, but he was too feminine,

Eyebrows so thin-I bet he be threading them

So i had to let him down cuz I wasn’t impressed-

gave him a wink and waved goodbye as they brought in the next-

I’m mohammed, but they call me hamood,

Looking for a pliant wife, you think ull be good?

Want you to birth sons, and feed me too, like a real wife should.

Rub my back with baby oil and spoil me, all understood?

But I gave the door-cuz he wasn’t my kind-

Motioned to the other standing in line

Ali Rizvi – a fine boy from Pakistan,

Said he was in love-and asked if id be his jaan

Told me he was religious-his favorite book the Quraan (hah)

Made dua and fasted—prayed till the break of dawn-

Yet on the side id heard hed be flirting,

In the weekends up in the clubs with different girls dancing

So how many men does it take till you get to the focus of the heart-

(cause Ive got to know)

How many men does it take till you get to the focus of of the?

Tell me

How many men does it take till you get to the focus of the?

Uhh ohh

This verse goes out to the others that tried so hard-

Boasting about how they pray-fast-keep up with the fardh

Sayin theyd kill to have me as theyre wife-

And if I say no-theyd be depressed for life

(*refusal sounds*)

alright-stop with the naggin-you just aint my type

yeah i live in ur thoughts, and ur heart I swiped-

got u ready to even swallow ur pride-

cuz a turndown and no from me never made u hide

heard what type of guys I like from one of my friends,

so now u be down on ur knees and begging again,

with a groomed beard and zulfiqar chain,

hoping u can obtain this girls heart and her brain

dreaming to impress me and my soul to gain

like this other dude I call Hasanain,

as soon as he saw me he flaunted his chest

opened his shirt, and showed a hairy nest,

he swore his hair was a sign of his manliness-

and I knew there was no need for me to guess,

this guy wasn’t from iraq-and he sure wasn’t afghan-

cuz all the hair on his body-was like a map leading to iran

So how many men does it take till you get to the focus of the heart-

(cause Ive got to know)

How many men does it take till you get to the focusof the?

Tell me

How many men does it take till you get to the focus of the?

Uhh ohh

If youre walking the road, be ready to fall-

Cuz my beauty stops hearts-and so does my scarf-

A veil so pink-men call me panther-

With a smile so cute looking for my armor,

I show a lil bangs-cuz I’m a tease,

Known as the beauty in all towns and big cities,

Had u wishing ud never seen me, cuz now ur in love

Late night crying u want me, to the One above

Just like Argun, a blond pretty boy from turkey-

Had packs, big hands and was mighty wealthy

vowed he had big feet too-and wanted to freak me

sayin my bright hijab turns him on so badly,

but I had to let the poor boy leave--I didn’t want him,

sensed a sensitive part residing deep within him-

and as soon as I said no-he started to weep,

guess that sensitive side wasn’t hiding so deep

and theres been qasim, hussain and mohad,

plus so many others whov also asked

but till this day-I don’t know how many proposals ive had

:blush:

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lol cool, thanks,

as requested, heres to the tune of heartless by kanye west

Micobsessed

Chorus:

Late at night I got a call

the happiest reminder of them all

I can wipe my frown, cuz near my town, therell be a conference,

A conference, oohh ohh, a conference,

Cant believe theres a conference

Therell be a –seminar where I live yeah,

And im the the presentaahhh

Been so depressed and always lonely,

But now theres a chance to find the One for me

I mean I cant believe I get the chance to,

Hold the mic and talk for as long as I want to

So I start with salam and eye some sisters

Hold the mic close and ignore the speakers,

I randomly yell ya ali- to impress them-

Aint really religious-but no harm in pretend-ing

Memorized some surahs so I say them too

Unsystematically just right out of the blue

Chorus

How is it that I am so?

Glued to the mic- and just cant let it go

I decided id soon finish off

But damn never knew it would be so tough

Why are they giving me the bad look?

Brother—like im some kind of a crook-

I don’t care I just wont cease it

I just need a pause—to catch my breath for a moment

Girlsll run and tell they parents they wanting me

Parents agreeing and they be loving me

But I don’t roll with families-

Cuz im a playa-known as the mutah king

Chorus

Marry marry marry me

Baby please just ride with me

U don’t know how good I be

Its all worth it-just mutah me

I need a new girl home with me

And lady ull be loving me

And we just gon be bed buddies

I know u want it babe

Just let me finish off my laast say-

Bismillah with mashallah

Hamdulilah will impresse u all

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to the tune of eminem - the real slim shady

(on the mike)

sisters can i have your attention please?

sisters can i have your attention please?

will all the single hijabis please stand up?

i repeat, will all the single hijabis please stand up?

im trying to find a rishta here!

y'all just sit tight and let me get on the mike just before

20 minutes, until the lecturer comes on, eyes on me ladies dont get bored

and i start talking, even more than before

my thirst for fame worse than my manners (ahh!)

and now id like to call...wait wait...actually ive just remembered

did i tell you that im single...you know that, dont you?

Ok for real now im gonna call…NO ONE you idiots!

There is no lecturer, only me, yours truly (ha-ha)

Hijabis love hosts on stage

[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

MDM im sick of him!

Check him out, high on you know what, dissing 1 2 3, you know who,

“yeah, but he's still single tho!”

Yeah maybe im jealous of the lecturer, shouldn’t be let loose

But its no worse, than our parents on the Mimbar in the majalis room!

Sometimes, I just wanna get on the mike and give my number fools

Come on sisters, im young, single, and I know so much islam too!

The mike is in my hand! The mike is in my hand!

And if im lucky, a hijabi might just give me a little wink

And the message, our group delivers to all the youth

Of course our talks are mostly me speaking my truth

By the time ive hogged for half an hour

The lecturer will fall asleep, so don’t worry ill carry on don’t get sour

We are all here to look for rishtas, Well, some of us mutas,

Eyeing each other up, no lowering our gazes here bub

But if we can find our honeh waleh and better halfs

Then there's no reason why a brother and a sister shouldn’t elope

But if you think that’s sleazy, I got a maulvi on speak easy

women the first look is allowed, sing with me, nice and loud

CHORUS (x2)

All the single sisters yes all the single sisters

All you form a line, I wont keep you waitin

If you like the look of me, then please stand up,

Ring your parents, set the nikah up!

Nakshawani never had this problem he drew loads of looks

Well Im jealous of him, let me spread that he's a crook

I set all this up on purpose, so sue me

A brothers single, come on guys help me!

I might not even know the kalma, might act strange

But trust me ladies, sisters 16 to 60 is my range

I wont get off the stage, wont hand the mike over

Until ive got someones hand, to be my new lover!

Rajabali, modaressi, they’ve got nothing next to me

You should hear my lectures, I did a GCSE in philosophy

You punks, stop yawning in front of me!

“yeah he's good, but I know how to do wuzu heehee!”

You can download my talks on mp3

Give me your numbers ill Bluetooth my itinery! (ahhh!)

Im sick of you married couples, all you do is annoy me

Im only here because I want to join you

There's hundreds of you, come on be with me

Talk to me, don’t just sit there looking at me

My mum says im sweet, I walk, talk like the G

You don’t wanna miss out on marrying me!

[CHORUS]

I only joined this group to sit on the stage and be listened to

God I love the sound of my own voice, my ego is massive, so give it some room

Ill stall the lecturer to impress the sisters while I go on

In front of the hall, ill just sit here and jabber on for fun

Im sitting here, I like the look of you on the third row

Give me a smile, admit it im with it

I stand out more than all the brothers sat here

But I cant figure out why you girls just sit there

Im funny, wanna hear a joke? Promise its not dirty

The first look is halal, so this doesn’t count as flirty

Forgetting the lecturer, hoggin the stage that’s me

Gotta do what you gotta do ya get me

And every single person sick of the sight of me lurkin

On the stage, my rishta attempts aren't workin

Or afterwards, In the hall, you have any questions

Talk to me! I am free!

My zulfiqar chain hangin out rings nice n shiny

So will all the hijabis please stand up

And if you are interested please put your hand up

Im proud, im mad, im out of control

Ready to say qabiltu, whats the formula, how does it go??

CHORUS x4

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to chamillionaires tune Grown n Sexy

Grown n ready

hook

Grown and ready to do matam from dark til morn’

got them perfect packs, my chest ive waxed, blade sharp as thorn

but soon as I got inside, theres something that i recognized,

their blades are bigger in size, their blades are bigger in size

verse1:

from the moment I showed my chains, adrenaline rushed my veins,

body felt no pain-and I prepared to impose the blades,

asked a brother if he was scared and that’s when he answered no

asked him if he was ready-and that’s when he said fo sho

and so, even tho I was afraid, I pretend I didn’t care

looked him right in the eyes, hit as hard as I could, and was ready to tear,

my back, cuz that’s why im here

so instead of just giving up, I continue ,like the phony that I am

and damn I had no intention to stop myself

cuz I saw some brother, using a sharp as$ celt

and u shoulda seen my bearing, I had to control myself

envy had taken over- and my face I was ready to belt

and he tried to ignore me- like he didn’t know I saw him

but I motioned so he could see- cuz I only came here to win

played with his mind a bit-hell nah I aint gon admit

hurts so bad to hit, wish I could stop and just sit for a tiny bit

hook

verse2:

lets find a wife, to the brothers that are fighting for life

that are spilling blood-using tools sharper than knives

you try ur best to be best, cuz u came to boost ur pride

with a naked chest, standing with brothers from wall to side

not a knife and not a spade -even tho uve never prayed

ya hussain is on ur lips-and u cut ur body with a blade

I make a step, move forward and try to shift my view,

look at those not doing matam-like im better than you

im trying to hit hard even tho I don’t know the whole story,

feeling like some kind of a hero-in a Hollywood movie

if they thought I couldn’t do it-then man theyre mist-aken,

feels kinda good when noone knows ure fak-ing

im still waiting-to buy one good saif,

so I can be all set and in for all the action

with sweat on my palms, and blood from a back so open

im ready to mix and mingle with my bare-chested brethren

hook

verse3/bridge

have to tell you that it really is hurtful

even with a shirt

gotto say it is damn painful

even if u use a quirt

staring right into the eyes of another

I sure as hell know hes in pain

But as soon as he impresses a sister

The hurt will not have gone in vain

hook

Grown and ready to do matam from dark til morn’

got them perfect packs, my chest ive waxed, blade sharp as thorn

but soon as I got inside, theres something i recognized,

their blades are bigger in size, their blades are bigger in size

ooh... did u say so solid? :blush: lol sorry, was too tempting

note: no I'm not against zajeer/matam/chains whatever it may be-in case someones wondering, or feel are offended.

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Lol mdm, I'm not even close, but thanks.

@ titch, thanks.

So I guess since I'm in, I get to challenge too. Mdm, your theme is em... muslim guys/men whove slept with the entire neighborhood, and complain there are no "pure/virgin" girls left to marry.

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ok bella heres one just for you....to the tune of shaggy - it wasnt me ;)

a conversation between MDM and his maulvi

(knocking)

MDM: maulvi saab?

Maulvi: salams puttar

MDM: masjid kolloh

Maulvi: whats wrong son?

MDM: i wanna do muta man

Maulvi: again? how many is that this week?

MDM: im trying to protect my self from sin man

Maulvi: with who?

MDM: Jameela from the cornershop, you know?

Maulvi: oi hoi......

MDM: ive got your fees maulana saab, and some mitai just for you

Maulvi: is that so? well come in puttar be my guest!

MDM: woohoo!

Chorus 1 (MDM)

maulvi told me muta was standard,

wasnt to think it was a sin at all

with his permission i went crazy

now theres no virgins left at all

now im 25 and god damn it ive got VD

seems the sisters arent so innocent, god knows what else they gave to me

MAULVI (in a jamaican accent):

pay my fees son, i tell you god wont think your a sinner

muta is £6.50 wont tell your mum for an extra tenner

youve "saved" yourself with all the girls, shudda just had a cold shower

now you complain theres no one to nikkah, what about your cousin meena?

i assure you muta is halal, i can prove it from the quran i say

(but it would have been better my son, if you were just born gay)

now you cant find mrs MDM

ring up the village in pakistan today

Chorus 2:

MDM: my virgin mary, have you found her?

Maulvi: pay my fee

MDM: she wont care if im a loafer?

Maulvi: Pay my fee

MDM: she doesnt believe in girl power?

Maulvi: Pay my fee

MDM: she wont mind my nervous stammer?

Maulvi: Pay my fee

MDM: she wont be as fat as a boulder?

Maulvi: Pay my fee

MDM: she wont believe the gossip people tell her?

Maulvi: Pay my fee

MDM: finding permanent mrs MDM is gettin harder!

Maulvi: Pay my fee

MDM: got so many skeletons in my larder!

Maulvi: Pay my fee

(chorus 1)

MDM: i swear maulvi saab, wont you find a nice virgin for me

ive "saved" half of manchester, whats the islamic cure for VD?

Maulvi:

my son, its your trouser snake that got you into this fix

you should have known my boy, that honour and muta dont mix

now your stuck for a wife, i think you may well be jinxed

dont worry my fee for kala jadoo is also fixed!

you cant just marry a freshie, and expect to ignore your past

its gonna catch up with you one day, gonna hit you real fast

MDM your answer, repent dont sit and stare

but before you go, leave your cash over there!

(Chorus 2)

(chorus 1)

MDM:

now im 25 and god damn it ive got VD

seems the sisters arent so innocent, god knows what else they gave to me

gonna admit that im a man - ho just dont tell by baap

but before i go, meet julie, shes ahle kitaab

shes protecting me from sin, maulana im branching out

no pakis left in manchester and damn shes so hot!

(chorus 1)

Edited by maula dha mallang

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BELLA - your challenge is............

30+ year old uncles from the middle east pretending to be teenage guys and hip cool dudes to chat to young sisters online

best of luck!

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Ok I don't know what this thread is about but here goes:-

Yo,

Why everyone trying to be gangsta boys

You are just middle class clowns mowing your lawns

Your daddys give you pocket money to go out and spend

You spend your money on pogs which you stick to your head

So Solid likes Liono from Thunder cats his alter ego

And MDM he likes the evil Mumra

And he even rhymes like him kind of old and deceased

And you play top trumps behind the bike sheds

Thinking you is cool and all fly

When the angels will come and the end of the days

They will touch your head and it will say kaffir or Muslim

But your head will say 'fool' (in Arabic Majnoon)

[just kidding of course] ;)

But I still respect you even though you don't speak propper

Always using silly slangs and acting improper (yes acting)

If there was a magic mirror that showed your true selves

You would be straight boys with side parting in your hair would be tel (oil)

But usually you are wearing army pants and those new jeans

That show the crease in your boombattys, we don't want to see that

So take off your hoods and invenst in some Sesame oil and a good Shalwar Khamees

Because I know you are good Muslims even though you keep up a front

But hey this is my chance to dis you I ain't even going to read your reply

I thought I'd inject some life into this here forum is getting a little decayed

Full of teenagers wasting there time all day, got nothing better to do

Then sit in the chat room swapping useless lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Yeah that is right now I am dissing you all

What you going to do? because what I say is so true

Just accept it and roll over like a jam rolly polly

And sort out your lives, like I am going to sort out mine

Spend less time on Shiachat and more time on real life

Wash your hair of that dandruff, go and wash that oily hijab

You been sitting on your batty so long staring at the screen

That I think you need to spend just a little time on your personal hygeine

I just added a little spice to this mix

That is how I like our condiments, nice and fiery

Some of us are left wingers we like to cause a thrall

That is what I have done even though I was hiding behind a wall

But if you want to meet I will meet you at an appointed time and we'll duel

Nandos 10pm - the Halal one see you there - Khuda Hafiz

Goodbye

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:!!!:

i wouldnt start a dissing battle with me/ so solid/ bella if i were you bro, you may bite off more than u can chew lol!!

good rhyme tho ;) see if you can answer the same challenge to bella

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BELLA - your challenge is............

30+ year old uncles from the middle east pretending to be teenage guys and hip cool dudes to chat to young sisters online

I have been chuckling away quietly to myself thus far, but this challenge really takes the biscuit. I was laughing away hysterically and really look forward to the lyrical riposte.

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here i can see too much waste of time and energy....and Momeen shud avoid this.

my sincere apology,but i cant stop speaking my mind.

Edited by Ali Huzaifa

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here i can see too much waste of time and energy....and Momeen shud avoid this.

my sincere apology,but i cant stop speaking my mind.

but ali, you waste our time and energy all the time with your threads and posts. :o if momeen (im thinking you mean momineen) should avoid that which you produce daily, then you must be the devil incarnate! :lol:

"my sincere apology,but i cant stop speaking my mind" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by Cary Grant

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