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Maula Dha Mallang

SO SOLID (and anyone else) - IM CALLING YOU OUT

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Alright, so this is a response to mdms challenge;

bella your next challenge is.......

a guy doing himself up and looking as best as he can for his own wedding, because there will be lots of women there and he might find wife number 2

to Jazmine Sullivans, Bust your windows,

Bought a new Tux

I bought a new tux out that house

And no it wasn’t for my new-wed spouse

I’ll probably shun all my cheesy vows

Cuz right now I’m just busy searching crooowds

I bought a new tux out that house

After I figured who would beee around

i did make it-yeh I lost some pounds

hoping a second lady will be foooooouuuuu-uuund

I must admit I shaved both arm pits

Hoping the singles might notice it

i didn’t have no drop of sweat,

seee thaaats what happens wheeen

u see u cant just look past the foam gillette

say u don’t know it when u know uve seen it

yall probably say that im acting vile

buuut I think I deserve to walk a 2nd aisle

ha! Ha! Ha!

I bought a new tux out that house

Uknow I did it cuz Im broke as hell

Spent my last pounds on a pricy gel

And then I booked off our hoootel

I bought a new tux out that house

Unluckily that’s not all I got

Sold ur brand new white culotte

in exchange for a silk ascot

repeat:

I must admit I shaved both arm pits

Hoping the singles might notice it

i didn’t have no drop of sweat,

seee thaaats what happens wheeen

u see u cant just look past the foam gillette

say u don’t know it when u know uve seen it

yall probably say that im acting vile

buuut I think I deserve to walk a 2nd aisle

damn man i forgot all about this thread!!!!

ok...lets kickstart this mofo. insecurity. im on it!!!!

i can do sisters, actually ill do both ;)

lol ok, awesome.

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and my own one to the tune of the YMCA song - about umar and afflah (the less said the better :Hijabi: dont think the mods were too impressed)

why parodies? I've got some genuine ones for omar, abdolatiiq, yazid....specialties (lol)

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Oi this one is ESPECIALLY for Maula dha malang ya get me :shaytan:

MICHAEL JACKSON - BEAT IT

I thought I told you never pray around here,

don't wanna see your face unless you do zanjeer.

Their clothes are on the floor

And their arms up in the air

SO BEAT IT ....JUST BEAT IT (Uhh)

You better smack, you better do what you can

We wanna see some blood..show whos the macho man!!

You wanna be tough cuz the cameras on stand

SO BEAT IT........BUT YOU WANNA BE RED SO BEAT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT BEAT IT

BEAT ITTTTTTT BEAT ITTTTTTTTTTTT

NO-ONE WANTS TO BE A TAQLEEEEDI

ASK EVERYONE HOW AUTHENTIC IS THEIR FAMILY TREE

BECAUSE IT DOES MATTER .....I'M A SYED PUNJAABEEEEE

JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT

JUST BEAT IT , BEAT IT

JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT

JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT

I'm out to meet them, Go for ziarat when I'm free

Journey four times a year , and always arba'een

Flap around like I'm a moth, And I wear a table cloth

AND BEAT IT .......JUST BEAT IT

You have to show them that you really don't care!

Curse their caliphs to their faces...and don't comb your hair

Making replica dolls... kick them and you punch them

and you light them on fire

It's logical.......BUT YOU'RE JUST BEATING A DOLLLL

YOU BEAT ITTTT BEAT IT BEAT ITT BEAT ITTT

SHOW THEM WHO THE REAL SHIA OF ALIIII IS

chorus X 6 PLUS THAT FUNKY ELECTRIC GUITAR PART ....gosh I LOVE THAT GUITAR PART MAN ...ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HITS THE HIGH NOTE AN THEN GOES ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT EDDY VAN HALEN OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS RIPS UP THE TRACK

THIS TRACK IS BETTER THAN TALKING ABOUT MUTAH

Edited by SO SOLID SHIA

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Oi this one is ESPECIALLY for Maula dha malang ya get me :shaytan:

MICHAEL JACKSON - BEAT IT

I thought I told you never pray around here,

don't wanna see your face unless you do zanjeer.

Their clothes are on the floor

And their arms up in the air

SO BEAT IT ....JUST BEAT IT (Uhh)

SMASHED.IT. :!!!:

THIS IS WAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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i vote this is one of the funniest, friendliest and most full of talent threads in shiachat history! i miss SSS, bella, titchy and everyone else of the old crew who participated in this thread :(

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Oh yes baby ok so i cheated and used one of my original ones..but what!!!!!

Timbaland and Nelly Furtado -Promiscuous girl

MY VERSION PROMISCUOUS HIJJABI :D

So yes the pink is the sista an the blue is the akhi

Am I throwing you off?

No!

I didn't think so alhamdulillah

Salam alaikum young lady

That stare that you giving really drives me crazy..

I assume you don't have a brother like me in your life

I been thinkin that I should make you my wife

If you looking for a girl who will treat you right

I don't think it matters if shes sunni or a shi'ite

You might be the type so I think I will try,

Does it matter that you follow sistani......And me Khamen-Eye???

If you really wanna go through all that bother,

Respect me habibi an come talk to ma father

All I can do is try, gimme one chance

I promise the wedding will be segregated and no-1 will dance

I be the first to admit it...I've been married before I'm really not innocent

You wanna talk? Get to know me as long as it's legit?

We don't need engagement lets contract it for a bit

Chorus-

Promiscuous Hijjabi

Wherever you are

You mesmerise me

when you wear that niqaab

Promiscuous Akhi

You are the best

Mashallah you're pious

When your hands on your chest

Promiscuous Hijjabi

Just give me your hand

If you refuse me again

I'm joining Tali-ban

Promiscuous Akhi

No haram...God forbid

We can rent out a hall

but I prefer the masjid

I like red scarves,

but today I'm wearing blue

I'll tell you a secret

I've also got one see through

Hey!... I think thats really cool..

I'll tell you one also...I was kicked out of school

I'm out of this world lets clear up the confusion

My mother gave birth to me in a mental institution

They call me Hamoody

last name Conrad

One eyebrow is here

I left the other in Bag-dad

I'm a big girl, so just dont be afraid

I can still show you love when I'm eating all day

Pay attention to me sister..I don't care if you're fat

..its about your Iman

.... you gonna finish that?

I don't expect a 'YES' first, but just don't say NO

Let your guard down habibti and keep it on a low

According to some I'm allowed to see your hair

What kind of girl do you take me for? No thanx jazakallah khair!!!

LOL!

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its been so long since ive properly gotten into music....ill need to start listening again before i post any more parodies :(

replicant (or others), do you want to take my place in this thread?

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its been so long since ive properly gotten into music....ill need to start listening again before i post any more parodies :(

replicant (or others), do you want to take my place in this thread?

I am not talented in that respect, I want to be a spectator. Thanks for the offer though :)

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