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Maula Dha Mallang

SO SOLID (and anyone else) - IM CALLING YOU OUT

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:lol: @l titch awesome rhyming!

mdm LOL, french whaaaa? :!!!: I'm actually cracking up completely, what kind of gay song is that LOL!! sweet sugar, you guys are joking right??

I don't even know french LOL, and who on earth is Aflah?? :unsure: lol, but alright, I'll do my best, if someone sheds some light on this aflah person. lol

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:lol: @l titch awesome rhyming!

mdm LOL, french whaaaa? :!!!: I'm actually cracking up completely, what kind of gay song is that LOL!! sweet sugar, you guys are joking right??

I don't even know french LOL, and who on earth is Aflah?? :unsure: lol, but alright, I'll do my best, if someone sheds some light on this aflah person. lol

hey! they dont call it "gay" paree for nothing ;)

afflah was a male youth at the time of umar who used to..ahem..how can we say this delicately...."do a george michael" with our favourite caliph and other prominent sunni-favourite sahabas in the woods. hence we always uses love songs/ gay anthems when rhyming about umar and afflah

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LOL@George Michael! Hilarious! Good days, this should be fun, I'll get back to this as soon as I'm back home-going out now.

and, mdm your topic is, emm.. let me think of something difficult... hm.. "halal" dating, muslim guy+muslim girl trying to keep the flirting as halal as possible lol. goodluck my friend,

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and, mdm your topic is, emm.. let me think of something difficult... hm.. "halal" dating, muslim guy+muslim girl trying to keep the flirting as halal as possible lol. goodluck my friend,

the game...is ON

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YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!

awesome.jpg

excellent...excellent....obviously we are giving you too easy ones titchy. its time we stretched your grey cells a bit.

your next challenge. titchy with the topclass talent, is "the origins of tarawih"

mwa ha ha haaaaaa :shaytan:

LOL .. give me sometime.. I have to do it whilst nerding my subjects! :P

Ill give it a go B) .. thanks MDM for the big up!

:lol: @l titch awesome rhyming!

Lol bella still can't beat you though ;)

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LOL-i cant believe I'm doing this, it turned out pretty gay (lol, forgive the pun ) I'm pretty sure it would've been better to a famous tune, but here goes as you requested Ibrahim, (ps: I rewrote the english translation to the song, (obviously couldnt do the french)-accordingly with the tune.

Warning; erm.... (slightly) offensive.. :blush: lol,

We pucked together passionately,

Like some pink lovers,

Then one day they caught me,

With you between my trousers

I feel you everywhere on my body,

I feel you everywhere amid my hips,

You are my afflah and my baby

my Elton, my lady bunny my thom biertz

chorus:

You are everywhere because you are on my hoo hoo

You are everywhere because em.. I am on yours too? (had to make it rhyme lol)

Your legs are all around me

Even a teddy is not as cuddly

Sometimes I dream that we are married

and you puck me from the puckside

I touch you and am sure my skin feels like tweed

Still I don’t want us to ever divide

Maybe one day my skin softens,

I know it hurts when we touch

You can disrobe your aprons

And no longer fear my clutch

Their eyes might miss our memoir,

And we may be forgotten

Noone will know of afflah and Omar

And my secret preference in men.

Hope I didn't em..cross the line, lol, I feel embarrassed

EDIT: on a second read this feels overdone, if so, let me know, and I'll get rid of it.

Edited by Bella

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Lol, you guys are far too kind, but thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it-even though I was pretty hesitant about the whole thing lol.

mdm, looking forward to reading your challenge.

Shia&Proud, wanna join in and parodize (if thats a word lol)

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shia&proud - NO EXCUSES! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED!

your topic is brothers who pretend to not listen to music but they do in private bro :P

its ok you dont have to do it to the beat of a song, a poem will be fine for you i know you mashallah take life a lot more seriously than we sinners do

ok im free now for a bit so ill bash a parody out in the next hour or so

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and, mdm your topic is, emm.. let me think of something difficult... hm.. "halal" dating, muslim guy+muslim girl trying to keep the flirting as halal as possible lol. goodluck my friend,

to the tune of my favourite soul band - lucy pearl, dance tonight link *WARNING* *WARNING* MUSIC! HARAM! BIDA! SHIRK! KUFR! HARAM! DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK! HARAM! HARAM! MAN THE LIFEBOATS! SAVE THE CHILDREN! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! *WARNING* *WARNING*

the title is "(im gonna) glance alright" between MDM flirtin with a sister

CHORUS [MDM]

im gonna glance alright

(glance alright)

im gonna text all night

(text all night)

ill call you honey just right

(call you honey)

ill call you honey just right

(call you honey yeah)

im gonna glance alright

(glance alright)

im gonna text all night

(text all night)

ill call you honey just right

(call you honey)

im gonna be creepy at night

creepy baby yeah!

[MDM]

you i want to persue

first looks halal so sue

i thought you understood

i went mosque burnt incence wood

with kids watch how i act gently

do DIY im handy

dont come from rawalpindi

crack jokes, jee im so funny

flirt back and let me know

smile at me ill say whoa

ill buy you sweets from the store

we're slipping yeah lets go

our izzat i do not care

girl you so fine i swear

no stopping let me glare

now im beaming so glad i swear!

[CHORUS]

[sISTER]

wont reject this guy hes fit

love all these texts he sends

ill buy a bridal gown

only met him just right now

my prayer, i have been looking

ill scope this man for hooking

attention makes me proud

all this cos i smiled!

dont dread of your demise

my dads not the third reich!

im feeling i could fly

ill come in all your dreams tonight!

[CHORUS]

[MDM] and [sISTER]

glance alright, text tonight

call you honey baby

(call you honey)

glance alright, text tonight

(glance alright)

speak bout hobbies baby

glance alright, text tonight

(dance tonight, another text baby)

call you honey baby

glance alright, text tonight

speak bout hobbies baby

repeat [CHORUS] to end

Edited by maula dha mallang

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bella your next challenge is.......

a guy doing himself up and looking as best as he can for his own wedding, because there will be lots of women there and he might find wife number 2

;)

good luck! i know you will do admirably as always

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shia&proud - NO EXCUSES! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED!

your topic is brothers who pretend to not listen to music but they do in private bro :P

its ok you dont have to do it to the beat of a song, a poem will be fine for you i know you mashallah take life a lot more seriously than we sinners do

ok im free now for a bit so ill bash a parody out in the next hour or so

LOL you git! I guess I can do some to the tunes of some nohay but that might be deemed disrespectful...nohay are my thing though...so if I don't get too many astaghfirullahs and be damned to hellfire by ShiaChatters for eternity then maybe. :rolleyes:

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hmm i dunno about nohay man i think that may be pushing it a bit? just use any beat for a poem, its all good dont worry about tune pretend this is in the poetry forum lol

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to the tune of my favourite soul band - lucy pearl, dance tonight link *WARNING* *WARNING* MUSIC! HARAM! BIDA! SHIRK! KUFR! HARAM! DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK! HARAM! HARAM! MAN THE LIFEBOATS! SAVE THE CHILDREN! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! *WARNING* *WARNING*

the title is "(im gonna) glance alright" between MDM flirtin with a sister

CHORUS [MDM]

im gonna glance alright

(glance alright)

im gonna text all night

(text all night)

ill call you honey just right

(call you honey)

ill call you honey just right

(call you honey yeah)

im gonna glance alright

(glance alright)

im gonna text all night

(text all night)

ill call you honey just right

(call you honey)

im gonna be creepy at night

creepy baby yeah!

[MDM]

you i want to persue

first looks halal so sue

i thought you understood

i went mosque burnt incence wood

with kids watch how i act gently

do DIY im handy

dont come from rawalpindi

crack jokes, jee im so funny

flirt back and let me know

smile at me ill say whoa

ill buy you sweets from the store

we're slipping yeah lets go

our izzat i do not care

girl you so fine i swear

no stopping let me glare

now im beaming so glad i swear!

[CHORUS]

[sISTER]

wont reject this guy hes fit

love all these texts he sends

ill buy a bridal gown

only met him just right now

my prayer, i have been looking

ill scope this man for hooking

attention makes me proud

all this cos i smiled!

dont dread of your demise

my dads not the third reich!

im feeling i could fly

ill come in all your dreams tonight!

[CHORUS]

[MDM] and [sISTER]

glance alright, text tonight

call you honey baby

(call you honey)

glance alright, text tonight

(glance alright)

speak bout hobbies baby

glance alright, text tonight

(dance tonight, another text baby)

call you honey baby

glance alright, text tonight

speak bout hobbies baby

repeat [CHORUS] to end

LOOL!! I absolutely love it! The rad title should be handed over to you.

the songs nice too, hadnt heard it before, so now its going in my ipod lol.

bella your next challenge is.......

a guy doing himself up and looking as best as he can for his own wedding, because there will be lots of women there and he might find wife number 2

;)

good luck! i know you will do admirably as always

Lol men do that? I'm dead busy at the moment, will get back to this later today.

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LOOL!! I absolutely love it! The rad title should be handed over to you.

the songs nice too, hadnt heard it before, so now its going in my ipod lol.

im sorry *shakes head* the title of royal rad-ness has to stay with you matey, everyone only still bothers with this thread to see what new lines you have cooked up!

lol thanks, id probably say lucy pearl were my all time fave MOBO artists, all their stuff is still great even today. check out "good love" and "dont mess with my man", absolute quality

Lol men do that? I'm dead busy at the moment, will get back to this later today.

sure thing, do it whenever you can, and yep, they do! go crazy. you got a topic for me?

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Lol lycheee boy try it man.. i bet you'll come up wiv sumthing good.. lemme giv u motivation IF I CAN THEN YOU CAN... even thou u dissed ma DOOR poem memba tht i made in lyk 10 mins... flippin loser huh... isiliye kehti hoon izzat do warna jahanum mein jaaoge =@

Lol... try now..i think i gav u enuf motivation :)

MDM jii lemme giv u a topic eewein... : Distractions and thoughts that you get while reading namaz... and how you try and avoid them!

this could even be helpful to many =P

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MDM jii lemme giv u a topic eewein... : Distractions and thoughts that you get while reading namaz... and how you try and avoid them!

LOL teek hai pehneh, meh kuch na kuch likkanga fikkhar na karr

whats your topic btw?

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Oh yes baby ok so i cheated and used one of my original ones..but what!!!!!

Timbaland and Nelly Furtado -Promiscuous girl

MY VERSION PROMISCUOUS HIJJABI :D

So yes the pink is the sista an the blue is the akhi

Am I throwing you off?

No!

I didn't think so alhamdulillah

Salam alaikum young lady

That stare that you giving really drives me crazy..

I assume you don't have a brother like me in your life

I been thinkin that I should make you my wife

If you looking for a girl who will treat you right

I don't think it matters if shes sunni or a shi'ite

You might be the type so I think I will try,

Does it matter that you follow sistani......And me Khamen-Eye???

If you really wanna go through all that bother,

Respect me habibi an come talk to ma father

All I can do is try, gimme one chance

I promise the wedding will be segregated and no-1 will dance

I be the first to admit it...I've been married before I'm really not innocent

You wanna talk? Get to know me as long as it's legit?

We don't need engagement lets contract it for a bit

Chorus-

Promiscuous Hijjabi

Wherever you are

You mesmerise me

when you wear that niqaab

Promiscuous Akhi

You are the best

Mashallah you're pious

When your hands on your chest

Promiscuous Hijjabi

Just give me your hand

If you refuse me again

I'm joining Tali-ban

Promiscuous Akhi

No haram...God forbid

We can rent out a hall

but I prefer the masjid

I like red scarves,

but today I'm wearing blue

I'll tell you a secret

I've also got one see through

Hey!... I think thats really cool..

I'll tell you one also...I was kicked out of school

I’m out of this world lets clear up the confusion

My mother gave birth to me in a mental institution

They call me Hamoody

last name Conrad

One eyebrow is here

I left the other in Bag-dad

I'm a big girl, so just dont be afraid

I can still show you love when I'm eating all day

Pay attention to me sister..I don't care if you're fat

..its about your Iman

.... you gonna finish that?

I don't expect a 'YES' first, but just don't say NO

Let your guard down habibti and keep it on a low

According to some I'm allowed to see your hair

What kind of girl do you take me for? No thanx jazakallah khair!!!

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*sniff* you come from NOWHERE....then just blast us away! where u BEEN man did ur beard get messy or summat my man?

as usual...it was top class! welcome back sir!

ok your next topic...a special request from me....post that 50 cent one again...the mimbar hopper, i cracked UP when i read it it was absolutely smashing :!!!:

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Praah jiii mera topic tussi menu ditta si.. mein oh jald hi kar leyaavaan gi... Gurls who know all bout serials but not about nimaaz! =P

LOL teek hai pehneh, meh kuch na kuch likkanga fikkhar na karr

whats your topic btw?

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Praah jiii mera topic tussi menu ditta si.. mein oh jald hi kar leyaavaan gi... Gurls who know all bout serials but not about nimaaz! =P

acha teek hai, good luck!

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yes yes respekt Molars malang and Titch ! Big up both of your faces

BRAND NEW AT NUMBER ONE

My version to WHAMS- WAKE ME UP

PrayerRug × 4

You put the iman into my heart

But Shaytaan kicks in when my alarm clock starts.

Sunni riwayats say he's urinating into my brain

Goes a- whizz whizz whizz till my eyes do the same

Snooze alarms bugging me

It's almost daylight

This sista said she'd wake me up

When I was on the phone to her last night

Left me sleeping

In my bed.

I was dreaming

But I should've been praying instead.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu,

My sleep overpowers me, I think someones done voodoo.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu

I don't wanna miss it or run out of time.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu

'Cause I'm not planning on praying solo.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu,

Let's pray jammat this fajr time…

I wanna make duaa to make you miiiiiiiine...

Yeah, yeah.

The black sky's about to turn grey

I sense the sun coming up it's almost too late.

I used to wake up everyday

Each rakat would last longer than Judgement day

'Cause you're my hijjabi

I'm your fool

Goddamit I missed it again

Woke up in my own drool

Come on baby,

Right on time

We'll pray fajr together,

Through the telephone line.

*CHORUS*

It's 3:43

But it's warm in bed.

God is most forgiving,

I'll do qadhaa instead.

*CHORUS*

Edited by SO SOLID SHIA

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mdm parody buddy, bellas back! sorry for my extremely late response, but I've been up to the moon and back down.

im sorry *shakes head* the title of royal rad-ness has to stay with you matey, everyone only still bothers with this thread to see what new lines you have cooked up!

lol thanks, id probably say lucy pearl were my all time fave MOBO artists, all their stuff is still great even today. check out "good love" and "dont mess with my man", absolute quality

sure thing, do it whenever you can, and yep, they do! go crazy. you got a topic for me?

Awesome songs indeed, thanks for the suggestions.Ill check out their other songs too.

Your topic my friend is... em lets see, reverse psychology, lol, girls/guys? (ill be nice and let u decide which gender u wanna do it on-or u can do both?) who constantly go, Im faat, or Im ugly, or my tummy is extensive,-so others can step in and go all nah, ure perfect. lol, this should be good.

yes yes respekt Molars malang and Titch ! Big up both of your faces

BRAND NEW AT NUMBER ONE

My version to WHAMS- WAKE ME UP

PrayerRug × 4

You put the iman into my heart

But Shaytaan kicks in when my alarm clock starts.

Sunni riwayats say he's urinating into my brain

Goes a- whizz whizz whizz till my eyes do the same

Snooze alarms bugging me

It's almost daylight

This sista said she'd wake me up

When I was on the phone to her last night

Left me sleeping

In my bed.

I was dreaming

But I should've been praying instead.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu,

My sleep overpowers me, I think someones done voodoo.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu

I don't wanna miss it or run out of time.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu

'Cause I'm not planning on praying solo.

Wake me up before you wu-dhu,

Let's pray jammat this fajr time…

I wanna make duaa to make you miiiiiiiine...

Yeah, yeah.

The black sky's about to turn grey

I sense the sun coming up it's almost too late.

I used to wake up everyday

Each rakat would last longer than Judgement day

'Cause you're my hijjabi

I'm your fool

Goddamit I missed it again

Woke up in my own drool

Come on baby,

Right on time

We'll pray fajr together,

Through the telephone line.

*CHORUS*

It's 3:43

But it's warm in bed.

God is most forgiving,

I'll do qadhaa instead.

*CHORUS*

LOL@promiscuous hijabi n LOL@ :sick: :!!!: @the bolded part! Both awesome parodies.

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